So this the post where you leave anonymous comments to the person you're writing for - if you have any questions, or just telling them how much they're going to love it. ;)
I write to you on this happy occasion to express my most honest pleasure at the news that I am to place my pen to paper in your honor. I have read your request countless times, as though my eyes could draw in the words themselves and impress their very essence into my mind so that I can carry them with me always. Your wishes are my guides in life; your preferences law.
Long into the night will I labor, for the scant two and one half weeks that we have been allotted for this task shrink into seconds when I consider the enormity of the challenge. How can I, humble amateur, ever hope to be worthy of this assignment? It is impossible. One might ask the moon to outshine the sun!
Yet I will not allow this knowledge to quench my spirit, for there is nothing I wish for more in this life than to please you. I ask only that you not be too cruel in your judgment when I lay my paltry offering before you.
I am not Nicholas H. Cruentum, but I would like to take a second to describe in full sexy detail what i would do if i got a story from you.
I would love you like a man. Like your back ain't got no bone. I would love you, as the illustrious All-4-One once said, like that.
And to the anon that has me, I will also love you like that. I will give you the world. I might even take you on a magic carpet ride with Steppinwolf and Aladdin.
Love,
anonymous
PS: Anon, I loved your work at all those Scientology protests last year. And that time you blew up the old Bailey. And when you blew up Parliament.
I am a genius, because I have discovered a way to take all of your lovely requests and roll them up into one big ball of ridiculous, festive delight! I do hope it will live up to expectations.
Ah hem. I mean, I imagine this pleases me TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE! I am very much looking forward to seeing your delightful efforts and I truly love balls, especially festive ones. :D
PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE! FEAR NOT! for I bring you tidings of some joy. Progress has been made and a plan is in place to please you.
Shall I tease you? Tempt you? Give you a hint of things to come? Very well, I shall.
Jack/Rose/Doctor
Sadly, there may be only a hint of sexin', since sexin' is not my forte.
I hope you like of the Jack! I shall not allow any of our fine participants to languish in obscurity, but I like of the Jack and this story deals with how he adapts to life on the TARDIS. (am hopeful this shall please you!)
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This is happy dance. ANDY FIC. OMG. Thank you, anon!
Are you faking your expressing ways too, anon? Cause I'm trying to guess who you are.
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HOW ABOUT THE PORTER FROM EPISODE ONE? CAN I WRITE ABOUT HIM?
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Light on the Owen felching. A little is okay.
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I write to you on this happy occasion to express my most honest pleasure at the news that I am to place my pen to paper in your honor. I have read your request countless times, as though my eyes could draw in the words themselves and impress their very essence into my mind so that I can carry them with me always. Your wishes are my guides in life; your preferences law.
Long into the night will I labor, for the scant two and one half weeks that we have been allotted for this task shrink into seconds when I consider the enormity of the challenge. How can I, humble amateur, ever hope to be worthy of this assignment? It is impossible. One might ask the moon to outshine the sun!
Yet I will not allow this knowledge to quench my spirit, for there is nothing I wish for more in this life than to please you. I ask only that you not be too cruel in your judgment when I lay my paltry offering before you.
Most sincerely,
Anonymous
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I am not Nicholas H. Cruentum, but I would like to take a second to describe in full sexy detail what i would do if i got a story from you.
I would love you like a man. Like your back ain't got no bone. I would love you, as the illustrious All-4-One once said, like that.
And to the anon that has me, I will also love you like that. I will give you the world. I might even take you on a magic carpet ride with Steppinwolf and Aladdin.
Love,
anonymous
PS: Anon, I loved your work at all those Scientology protests last year. And that time you blew up the old Bailey. And when you blew up Parliament.
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Lol seriously, have fun writing whatever it is you are writing, and it'll be awesomecakes, I'm sure.
AND I TOTALLY HAVE A GUESS AS TO WHO YOU ARE NOW. But lips zipped. HAHA.
Barrowsparkle.
THANKS ANON.
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"Lettuce."
"It's green."
"It's a vegetable. Vegetables often come in shades of green."
John picks up a piece on his fork, spearing it unhappily.
Scott sighs. "You were the one who said you needed to lose weight for the role."
"I figured we'd find fun ways to burn calories."
"Changing our eating habits will help. I remind you that I'm doing this with you. I could be eating pasta instead."
The next thing John learns about salad is that under no circumstances will the dogs eat it if he "accidentally" drops some on the floor. Stupid diet.
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I am a genius, because I have discovered a way to take all of your lovely requests and roll them up into one big ball of ridiculous, festive delight! I do hope it will live up to expectations.
Sincerely,
Your Anon
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Ah hem. I mean, I imagine this pleases me TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE! I am very much looking forward to seeing your delightful efforts and I truly love balls, especially festive ones. :D
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But none of them blue. Possibly Sparkly.
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You'd better check
To see if Edward
Is at your neck.
Burma Shave.
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IT'S BETTER WITH THREE! I WILL PUSH MY SKILLS TO THE MAX TO ATTEMPT THIS BOLD ENDEAVOR FOR YOU.
there may be questions! watch this space for possible questions!
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHERE THIS TAKES US BOTH.
yours truly,
secret
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Shall I tease you? Tempt you? Give you a hint of things to come? Very well, I shall.
Jack/Rose/Doctor
Sadly, there may be only a hint of sexin', since sexin' is not my forte.
I hope you like of the Jack! I shall not allow any of our fine participants to languish in obscurity, but I like of the Jack and this story deals with how he adapts to life on the TARDIS. (am hopeful this shall please you!)
Yours Truly,
secret
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