So this the post where you leave anonymous comments to the person you're writing for - if you have any questions, or just telling them how much they're going to love it. ;)
I write to you on this happy occasion to express my most honest pleasure at the news that I am to place my pen to paper in your honor. I have read your request countless times, as though my eyes could draw in the words themselves and impress their very essence into my mind so that I can carry them with me always. Your wishes are my guides in life; your preferences law.
Long into the night will I labor, for the scant two and one half weeks that we have been allotted for this task shrink into seconds when I consider the enormity of the challenge. How can I, humble amateur, ever hope to be worthy of this assignment? It is impossible. One might ask the moon to outshine the sun!
Yet I will not allow this knowledge to quench my spirit, for there is nothing I wish for more in this life than to please you. I ask only that you not be too cruel in your judgment when I lay my paltry offering before you.
I am not Nicholas H. Cruentum, but I would like to take a second to describe in full sexy detail what i would do if i got a story from you.
I would love you like a man. Like your back ain't got no bone. I would love you, as the illustrious All-4-One once said, like that.
And to the anon that has me, I will also love you like that. I will give you the world. I might even take you on a magic carpet ride with Steppinwolf and Aladdin.
Love,
anonymous
PS: Anon, I loved your work at all those Scientology protests last year. And that time you blew up the old Bailey. And when you blew up Parliament.
Re: I AM NOT YOUR SANTA BUT YOU WHINED AND GOT A DRABBLEcruentumDecember 18 2009, 22:31:52 UTC
I LOVE YOU, ANON!
DUDE
I DO.
Look, if you don't write RPF yet, consider picking it up, y/y?
Love the idea and the story (haha vegetables! I totes know you, don't I? Nagh poor John, poor dogs, LOL) and that my strategy in life is paying off. :P
RPF for Crue!!! John, Scott, Gareth, Dog(s)
anonymous
December 23 2009, 14:31:48 UTC
Scott nudges the bathroom door open, carefully, to have a look. John pokes his head in behind him. Gareth is curled onto his side, legs sprawled over the tile, with one arm still hugging the toilet bowl. He’s alive. Scott can tell, because he’s snoring like a buzz-saw
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Re: RPF for Crue!!! John, Scott, Gareth, Dog(s)cruentumDecember 23 2009, 16:58:40 UTC
ILU anon, like, from the bottom of my heart and all. This one had the total aww factor for me, because yeah and then Scott and then John and then Gareth and "new brother"... umm squee. Fucking loving it hard. MOAR! :D srsly, this was awesome.
I write to you on this happy occasion to express my most honest pleasure at the news that I am to place my pen to paper in your honor. I have read your request countless times, as though my eyes could draw in the words themselves and impress their very essence into my mind so that I can carry them with me always. Your wishes are my guides in life; your preferences law.
Long into the night will I labor, for the scant two and one half weeks that we have been allotted for this task shrink into seconds when I consider the enormity of the challenge. How can I, humble amateur, ever hope to be worthy of this assignment? It is impossible. One might ask the moon to outshine the sun!
Yet I will not allow this knowledge to quench my spirit, for there is nothing I wish for more in this life than to please you. I ask only that you not be too cruel in your judgment when I lay my paltry offering before you.
Most sincerely,
Anonymous
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I am not Nicholas H. Cruentum, but I would like to take a second to describe in full sexy detail what i would do if i got a story from you.
I would love you like a man. Like your back ain't got no bone. I would love you, as the illustrious All-4-One once said, like that.
And to the anon that has me, I will also love you like that. I will give you the world. I might even take you on a magic carpet ride with Steppinwolf and Aladdin.
Love,
anonymous
PS: Anon, I loved your work at all those Scientology protests last year. And that time you blew up the old Bailey. And when you blew up Parliament.
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Lol seriously, have fun writing whatever it is you are writing, and it'll be awesomecakes, I'm sure.
AND I TOTALLY HAVE A GUESS AS TO WHO YOU ARE NOW. But lips zipped. HAHA.
Barrowsparkle.
THANKS ANON.
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"Lettuce."
"It's green."
"It's a vegetable. Vegetables often come in shades of green."
John picks up a piece on his fork, spearing it unhappily.
Scott sighs. "You were the one who said you needed to lose weight for the role."
"I figured we'd find fun ways to burn calories."
"Changing our eating habits will help. I remind you that I'm doing this with you. I could be eating pasta instead."
The next thing John learns about salad is that under no circumstances will the dogs eat it if he "accidentally" drops some on the floor. Stupid diet.
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DUDE
I DO.
Look, if you don't write RPF yet, consider picking it up, y/y?
Love the idea and the story (haha vegetables! I totes know you, don't I? Nagh poor John, poor dogs, LOL) and that my strategy in life is paying off. :P
Thanks so much, way appreciate it. Wheeee
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lol
umm. MAYBE A LITTLE!
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