Leftovers, fam'ly, and dates! Oh my!

[twofathoms]

So I have a ton of leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. I am seriously considering never touching turkey again, due to this, as I have been eating it for quite a few days now. I expect to be growing feathers any moment now. Maybe I can make it as a tropical dancer in Brazil. Hoo hah! If anyone wants some, there's... still some. Yeah

Comments

[baronpontmercy]

Hating the French is always fashionable, but rarely given a reason. So what's yours?

[bravenewhuxley]

Hullo, stranger-I-do-not-know, I'm butting in on my own to offer my opinion. First, I don't hate all the French. I just loathe most of the Parisians, most of the ones in the South, anyone who bathes less than daily, and the filthy bastard who infected me with the thing that almost made me blind.

The food's lovely, the countryside and museums likewise. Been there several times, actually.

[baronpontmercy]

I don't know what is up with the South. The accent's hideous, for one thing. I'm afraid that I'm one of your terrible Parisians- but only half. So I assure you that at least one side of my body is regularly clean.

[twofathoms]

I don't have a reason. I figure everyone has to hate something. Though I am much less likely to hate a Frenchman who isn't a Parisian.

Besides. If I had a reason, you'd just have something to argue against. This way, we can agree to disagree early on.

I'm hot? Smashing!

[bravenewhuxley]

Hullo, Mark, you still need to tell me when and where, luv. Text or call, whichever. Looking forward to it!

-the apparently-hot Brit

[twofathoms]

How are you not hot? Do you look in the mirror often, or just go through life blind as to your own appearance?