Fic (Merlin) - The Best Little Whorehouse in Albion

[twobees]

Title: The Best Little Whorehouse in Albion
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Word Count: 4321
Summary: Arthur's birthday present to Merlin is not exactly what Merlin's been wanting.
Notes: Great big thanks to lizardspots for doing TONS of history-picking for this piece. (Who knew there was so much to know about Arthurian era brothels!) This is by no means

Comments

[eosrose]

Hehehe! I recall recall requesting something very like this here, so I'm thrilled to see someone else was struck by a similar idea. I like how your brain works! ^_^ Thanks so much for sharing this humorous little gem.

[longleggedgit]

OH GOOD I'M SO GLAD I'VE FOUND YOU. Hahaha. :D lizardspots told me that you made a request almost exactly like this when I told her what I was plotting and I was like !!! Clearly, kindred spirits. Anyway, thanks for commenting! And I'm glad you enjoyed. :)

[longleggedgit]

Thanks so much. :) Haha, I'm a big fan of good banter. ♥ I'm glad you enjoyed!

LOL, oh god, I know, I know, I was thinking about that while writing this, too. Yeah, let's just presume Merlin had the foresight to magic a little invisible condom onto the both of them before going into that. :x

[longleggedgit]

Thank you so much. :D I think it's right up there on my personal kink list, too. >__> Glad you enjoyed! ♥

[ravenflight21]

Phew - this was good 'n' hot!

Everything up until now felt good, just like sex with people other than Merlin has always felt good, but this is another sensation all together.

Glad to see Arthur's sensations are now in proper working order!

[longleggedgit]

Thank you so much! :D

Yep, he's learned a thing or two from this. *g*

[longleggedgit]

Thank you so much! :) Poor Merlin; can't blame him, being dragged into semi-public heterosexual sex his first time! I'd be nervous, too.