Request for a porny fic...

Mar 17, 2009 01:51

Would somebody please write me a fic in which Merlin is terrified of sex and Arthur has to talk him through it?

I was struck by a sudden kink today and I'm just dying to see someone do this. I really want to see Merlin frightened of sex, either because he's a virgin and suffering from terrible performance anxiety or because of a bad experience (e.g. he lost control of his magic and badly hurt his first girl; he was in an abusive relationship; his first attempt was humiliatingly awful). Arthur tries to help him work through his fear either because they're in love and the prince would really like to get laid at some point or (my favorite) because he thinks it's disgraceful that his manservant be so terribly chaste (or something). I'd really love to see Arthur take Merlin to a brothel and actually sit there and watch and talk Merlin through the experience, you know -- until he suddenly realizes that he doesn't actually want anyone touching Merlin but him and promptly takes over the seduction. Tell me that wouldn't be sexy!

So, yes, to recap: I'm praying for a story in which Arthur helps Merlin overcome his fear of sex. I will accept anything from angst to crack. Take my suggestions or run with your own, I don't care, just please help me satisfy my kink!

resources: plot bunnies (retired tag)

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