Stage 1: Fall off pony. Bounce. Laugh. Climb back
on. Repeat.
Stage 2: Fall off horse. Run after horse, cussing.
Climb back on by shimmying up horse's neck. Ride
until sundown.
Stage 3: Fall off horse. Use sleeve of shirt to stanch
bleeding. Have friend help you get back on horse.
Take two Advil and apply ice packs when you get
home. Ride next day.
State 4
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