Now if you'll excuse me my hands wish to fall off now

Sep 26, 2010 16:27

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Last one before I go collapse on my homework... But I think 3 in a week is enough right?

RIGHT?!



Oh come on I'm missing my favorite moe....



WALLY!!! 8D



Wallyyyyyy



Wally's uncle stop talking I WANNA SEE WALLY



WALLYWALLYWALLYHEYLISTENHEY



DAMMIT WALLY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!



Well now maybe I don't wanna talk to you >:C



Also your hearing is AWFUL
go get that fixed



See? SEE?! The greeting around here is FRIKKIN BATTLES



Maybe I just wanna hug, is that so much to ask? ;n;



Yeah well I'd better get that hug :T



YAY HUG TIME <333
okay now let's see your-



.....ralts? It's still a RALTS?! Dude, evolution isn't a bad thing :I



Cause see I didn't even use a dark type move and it went down in one hit :I





Y-you wanted to battle with one pokeman!





Get some more pokemon maybe? Just a thought



OKAY 8D

Ah see that wasn't so bad-



OHGODRAPISTGETAWAY



What's it to ya, creeper? NO TOUCHING HIM HE'S NOT INTERESTED >8C



I-I couldn't, he was, like, 9 levels below me :<





OH GOD GET AWAY



*sobs* JUST GO AWAY ALREADY

*shudder* l-lets find something to distract us from the 'idolizing' for a while...



Game corner, huh? Well might as well take a break and-



HOLY HELL IT'S A CASINO! Except with coins....?



And dolls apparently. I do like cute dolls



BAWWW SO CUUUUTE ;U;



See now this guy has the right mindset! Go on, earn that dough!









....................

fatass liar



Anyway this guy gets us started with 20 coins so let's see what the fuss is about



TO THE SLOTS
and maybe I can cheat off of this nerd :U



Alright if my basic rules of the internet still apply, basically you want to line up

the pics for maximum payout. I think there's a jackpot, I'd be confused if there wasn't



So first try didn't turn out so hot



Or the second



WOO WON SOME COINS!
on to roulette!



Okay I see...I think
you can do individual pictues/colors or entire rows. Well that seems pretty easy



Come onnnn purple azurill



DANGIT



Doing the entire row didn't help much either



Well it's just a few times more...



Okay so I ran out of coins, so I'll just get a few more



HOLY HELL HOW HAV I BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS?!?!
My pokemon are getting fat off the casino buffet and I can't feel my toes ;;



On the plus side I GOT SOME JACKPOTS YAAAAY
But I'm grabbing my prizes and getting the hell out before the slot machines convince

me to play some more again, they're starting to sound craaaaazy



One for Ipo



And one for Pyralis. Sorry Pinball but you can't learn anything good from these guys :(



As I ran to the store with what little scraps of money I had left..



WALLY CALLED!!! 8D
Ho man Wally I gotta tell you man stay away from the casino around here. The roulette table is out for BLOOD!



Lol well I figured that or you stole it. Or... y'know something else but I figured it was one of the first two :>



And theeeen the phone spamming began
FINALLY I HAVE SOME GOOD CONTACTS!



Super Potions in hand, I ran off to the gym



An electr-.... an electric gym? Seriously? but we've run into, like, one electric pokemon in the wild :I
Well whatever, with Pinball's Mud-Slap and since we have no water types we should be all good



Hooookay so apparently clothes aren't a big thing in this gym



WHAT YOU LIAR THAT'S NOT AN ELECTRIC POKEMON



NEITHER IS THAT MEDITITE
bastards >:T



What the gym that has NON ELECTRIC TYPE POKEMON?!
Yeah this puzzle is kind of pathetic. Just sayin



THIS GYM IS A LIEEEEE



I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SHOCK WAVES YOU DO IT'S NOT ELECTRIC YOU BASTARDS



SCREW YOU GUYS I HATE YOU



HEY ASSHOLE
get these bitches some ACTUAL electric pokemon!
Or at least some clothes
You're not wearing a bikini right?



Pff what that's dumb... You're dumb.



Questioning your existence apparently. Did you spend all of your money at the casino too?



Nope. You've just gone senile in your old age. Just a figment of your imagination. Retire already.



Oh well thank you :D



WAIT WHAT COME ON

Ah who am I kidding I kind of expect it now



Okay well so far he's staying true
Seriously though I'm kind of half expecting a bird or something by now :I



Okay, so far so good



BALLS



Alright Ipo finish up here



OSHINOTLIKETHATOHGOD



...........................WOW

WOOOOOOOOOW

Ipo my little ballerina you are a BAMF!



Missed a Psychic but Ipo's doing well



DAMMIT



FINE we'll just break its brain some more



And confuse the hell out of it why not
So THAT one goes down so let's see what's next



OH GOD IT'S A FLYING MAGNET OAO



SWEET LORD WATSON could you please stop spamming shock wave already?!



A good few kicks to the face took it quickly out of commission 8D



HUZZAH!



.........................
that is NOT a pretty evolution :I



Okay upped attack so let's get the ball rolling



SCREW YOU N YOUR SITRUS BERRY



Bawwwww you were faster anywaaaaay



Alright bringing out the big guns



OH COME ON HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE



Another thunder wave



She is NOT going down without a fight!



Hnnnnngh



HELLZ YEAH



BAM YOU DON'T MESS WITH MY KUNFU CHICKEN YA OLD FART



A thri- WHAT



Alright we got another badge! :D



Once again, makes NO SENSE

Is there, like, a secret police that runs around and makes sure people don't use them without a badge?



OH SURPRISE SURPRISE



Wh.... guh why even bother fighting I swear



Aaaaand we have this guys inspirational words once again

Is there plutonium in the water or something?



It's time to MAKE REIKO USEFUL BESIDES PICKUP YAAAAY \o/



So we're off to a new route and away from the water poisoning



Helloooo specifically placed cottage with an old man by an old fence :I



Hello daycare man, do you actually have a name?



B-but I think I'm doing a good job raising pokemon :<



Well maybe there is someone who we DO wanna add to the team



UP TO YOU GUYS WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE AND TELL ME WHY
Or any other pokemon I may come across whatever



Guh see I like picking my moves though
WHICH REMINDS ME



Yaaaay he knows two attacks now :U



Oh their Makuhita and Zigzagoon went down in two hits :U



Yeah this guy stopped doing his "triathlon" of running back and forth on the same stretch of path to fight us
GEE THANKS



My darling little Pinball beat this kid's Whismur, Aron, Makuhita, Poochyena, Zigzagoon, AND Taillow in a series of 1 hit ko's. GOD I love that little trash-eater <3
Also one of the few trainers who actually have 6 POKEMON WHAT A THOUGHT



ALSO another triathlon person going down the SAME EXACT PATH WTH



I like his moveset as is :>



o.o;;; note to self.... get a gas mask



it looks like the beginning of a bad romance novel :|



You ever notice how gemeric some pokemon trainers are? I mean here we have a triathlon guy with a doduo and a fighter with a meditite
Not really breaking the boundaries here are we?



I'm sensing..... a psychic pokemon!



OMG THERE'S ACTUALLY A FEMALE RALTS
I think Ipo is in love c:
NOPE WAIT He's just hungry for blood MY BAD



hidden revive



And always an idiot :D



Hidden waaaaay back behind some girl's garden
Pyralis may or may not have set it on fire



Then Ipo went ahead and took down THIS breeder's Wingull, Marill, Goldeen, Shroomish, Roselia,

OH BTW the NEW pokemon that can be found on this path are...





The red one was a BITCH to catch lemme tell you



OH AND I CHANGED MY MIND I want an oddish c:



Running arouuuuund running arouuuund



And the guy moved! Let's see what he wants :U



OH LORD WAS THERE RAPE INVOLVED?!
No they- OH they did THAT
.......
and THAT?
oh wow they didn't learn that from ME



Well I don't trust some old couple with it... might mistaken it for their breakfast :I



OH GEEZ You guys grew FAST
.....dirty lil...



And now we're in Verna-WAITAMINUTE
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING



WALLYYYYYY 8D
HAI WALLY I- well that's good



SO WA- that's great bu-



But see I-



BUT-



Now that's just rude :(



That's even ruder!



His aunt did little to console me, but we have a little something to look into



But in the meantime look another battle tent!



Contains Attract



OH GOD PEDOSCOTT IS HERE



SCREW THIS TENT I'M OUT



It has a base attack of, like, 10, and since I don't have a bug pokemon I found no interest in it :U



*jaws theme*
uh oh... if this is rusturf tunnel... then...



OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE MY EARDRUMS ARE BLEEDING



Yyyyeeeaaahhhh I guess? But you don't call a man on the sea a s-NO NEVERMIND



LIIIIIIGHT



...Huh. Secret pa-a-aaaath :V



B-but aren't they on your face? o.O



OH WELL HERE WE GO



Yeah you're welcome :>



B-but they're glasses



Maybe they're ON YOUR FACE MORON
There's crap in the water or something I swear...



But hey more free stuff yaaaay



And another hidden item!



Oh yeah the boyfriend thing HAI



What's he doing it for then huuuuh? *wiggles eyebrows*



......oh. Well it's noble I guess?



Seriously all you need is a gym badge and a cute racoon...thing :U



Noooo, my cute little Reiko did. She's right here :I



OH HEY HM YEY





She either on the verge of tears or has another boyfriend. How did you two get together in the first place, did he serenade you from across the rocks or something equally nerdy?



Eh, might as well clear out the path



DAMMIT WHISMUR GET OUT OF HERE



After Pyralis punted a bunch of whismur out of the way, we are FINALLY out of that town and off to.... uh...



OH YEAH UP HERE



Oh you sneaky bastards



STOP THAT



You've obviously never had a gym battle have you



Are my shoes that dirty? :(





I don't see why not. EXP+$$$=AWESOME



I... like you too?





EASY PEASY



What does that have to with me kicking your ass?!



I forgot to screencap the mom but this was the only one :V



I'M 10 LEVELS ABOVE YOU
Not exactly hard
just sayin



Like I said. Not that hard.



Honey, you're like my age. And everyone else my age that I've met tends to suck.
Impress me :I







Impressing: FAILED



.....Grandma?



Wh- SHE CHALLENGED ME



OH GOD DON'T BEAT ME ;A;



Oh OH in POKEMON. Oh well this shouldn't be so bad



OH GOD HI JUMP KICK GET OUT OF THERE PINBALL!!!



PHEW that was close
Thank PokeGod for my pokemon ;u;



Soooo you went from wanting to kick my ass to inviting me inside
You people are either really weird or possibly homocidal.
Either one of them are not appealing



REWARD YAY :U



Everyone is ragging on about this kid, so let's make a note of this kid in case we find his body somewhere



.........
you know what
I don't blame him for leaving



Moving on to more poke-OOOPRETTYBUILDING



Yeah yeah whatever lemme in! :D



AWW YOU FRICKIN TEASE



Some more rock smashing later...



Ohey a tv crew! *waves*



Actually I really should get going



WHAT KIND OF INTERVIEW IS THIS ;A;



YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT JERKS



You just took advantage of some kid 2-1
THAT IS NOT WILD



If I do will you leave me alone?



:I



Oh yeah. Fantastic.



Can't wait not to watch it



DAWWW CUTE MOLE....THING IS CUTE



HEY can't I just make a turban or something
Or I dunno CLOSE MY EYES?!



Bah screw it let's go to a new route with new pokemon!



Very VERY cute, if I didn't have a fire-type already I would have TOTALLY added this little guy



Meh, not interested



Helloooo what do we have here?







OH COME ON I WASTED MY TIME FOR THIS?!



Guh so instead of going on a nice ride I get to go in a steaming crater
RIVETING



TURTLE TURTLE



NOT turtle turtle :|



..........ew it's a purple booger



Are... are those dreadlocks?



A BALLOO--oh no wait.... maybe?
Koffing: Trololo~



YET ANOTHER HM I CAN'T USE

stupid HM police



Ahh, that was actually pretty nice. It was like a sauna and I got to ride a giant turtle :D



STUPID DESERT



.......
.............
...................
Soooo why are we staring at a tree?



That's what I asked





What you don't have your own room at home
Do you HAVE a home?
But hey it contains Secret Power so HUZZAH
where have I seen this before though...





OHEY LOOKIE THAT SOMETHING TO BACKTRACK FOR
Maybe
If I ever get around to it |D



I'm tired and don't feel like going around |I
HACK AWAY REIKO



Well.. actually yeah :U



Aww you're such a nice old lady :) <3



And then she stuffed us silly with milk and cookies



So here we will be taking a bit of a rest...



BUT FIRST



I DIDN'T DROP IT I SWEAR



GUH SO CUUUUTE ;u;



New little walking plant in hand, I think it's high time for a nap, no?

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT EVENTUALLY!!!!!

OH and I have found my team to be very lacking of members
In other words I NEED POKEMON SO ORDER AWAY PEOPLE I NEED YOUR OPINIONS AND LOADS OF THEM!!!

screencappery, pokemon emerald

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