Beginning! Previous! Next! Last one before I go collapse on my homework... But I think 3 in a week is enough right?
RIGHT?!
Oh come on I'm missing my favorite moe....
WALLY!!! 8D
Wallyyyyyy
Wally's uncle stop talking I WANNA SEE WALLY
WALLYWALLYWALLYHEYLISTENHEY
DAMMIT WALLY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
Well now maybe I don't wanna talk to you >:C
Also your hearing is AWFUL
go get that fixed
See? SEE?! The greeting around here is FRIKKIN BATTLES
Maybe I just wanna hug, is that so much to ask? ;n;
Yeah well I'd better get that hug :T
YAY HUG TIME <333
okay now let's see your-
.....ralts? It's still a RALTS?! Dude, evolution isn't a bad thing :I
Cause see I didn't even use a dark type move and it went down in one hit :I
Y-you wanted to battle with one pokeman!
Get some more pokemon maybe? Just a thought
OKAY 8D
Ah see that wasn't so bad-
OHGODRAPISTGETAWAY
What's it to ya, creeper? NO TOUCHING HIM HE'S NOT INTERESTED >8C
I-I couldn't, he was, like, 9 levels below me :<
OH GOD GET AWAY
*sobs* JUST GO AWAY ALREADY
*shudder* l-lets find something to distract us from the 'idolizing' for a while...
Game corner, huh? Well might as well take a break and-
HOLY HELL IT'S A CASINO! Except with coins....?
And dolls apparently. I do like cute dolls
BAWWW SO CUUUUTE ;U;
See now this guy has the right mindset! Go on, earn that dough!
....................
fatass liar
Anyway this guy gets us started with 20 coins so let's see what the fuss is about
TO THE SLOTS
and maybe I can cheat off of this nerd :U
Alright if my basic rules of the internet still apply, basically you want to line up
the pics for maximum payout. I think there's a jackpot, I'd be confused if there wasn't
So first try didn't turn out so hot
Or the second
WOO WON SOME COINS!
on to roulette!
Okay I see...I think
you can do individual pictues/colors or entire rows. Well that seems pretty easy
Come onnnn purple azurill
DANGIT
Doing the entire row didn't help much either
Well it's just a few times more...
Okay so I ran out of coins, so I'll just get a few more
HOLY HELL HOW HAV I BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS?!?!
My pokemon are getting fat off the casino buffet and I can't feel my toes ;;
On the plus side I GOT SOME JACKPOTS YAAAAY
But I'm grabbing my prizes and getting the hell out before the slot machines convince
me to play some more again, they're starting to sound craaaaazy
One for Ipo
And one for Pyralis. Sorry Pinball but you can't learn anything good from these guys :(
As I ran to the store with what little scraps of money I had left..
WALLY CALLED!!! 8D
Ho man Wally I gotta tell you man stay away from the casino around here. The roulette table is out for BLOOD!
Lol well I figured that or you stole it. Or... y'know something else but I figured it was one of the first two :>
And theeeen the phone spamming began
FINALLY I HAVE SOME GOOD CONTACTS!
Super Potions in hand, I ran off to the gym
An electr-.... an electric gym? Seriously? but we've run into, like, one electric pokemon in the wild :I
Well whatever, with Pinball's Mud-Slap and since we have no water types we should be all good
Hooookay so apparently clothes aren't a big thing in this gym
WHAT YOU LIAR THAT'S NOT AN ELECTRIC POKEMON
NEITHER IS THAT MEDITITE
bastards >:T
What the gym that has NON ELECTRIC TYPE POKEMON?!
Yeah this puzzle is kind of pathetic. Just sayin
THIS GYM IS A LIEEEEE
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SHOCK WAVES YOU DO IT'S NOT ELECTRIC YOU BASTARDS
SCREW YOU GUYS I HATE YOU
HEY ASSHOLE
get these bitches some ACTUAL electric pokemon!
Or at least some clothes
You're not wearing a bikini right?
Pff what that's dumb... You're dumb.
Questioning your existence apparently. Did you spend all of your money at the casino too?
Nope. You've just gone senile in your old age. Just a figment of your imagination. Retire already.
Oh well thank you :D
WAIT WHAT COME ON
Ah who am I kidding I kind of expect it now
Okay well so far he's staying true
Seriously though I'm kind of half expecting a bird or something by now :I
Okay, so far so good
BALLS
Alright Ipo finish up here
OSHINOTLIKETHATOHGOD
...........................WOW
WOOOOOOOOOW
Ipo my little ballerina you are a BAMF!
Missed a Psychic but Ipo's doing well
DAMMIT
FINE we'll just break its brain some more
And confuse the hell out of it why not
So THAT one goes down so let's see what's next
OH GOD IT'S A FLYING MAGNET OAO
SWEET LORD WATSON could you please stop spamming shock wave already?!
A good few kicks to the face took it quickly out of commission 8D
HUZZAH!
.........................
that is NOT a pretty evolution :I
Okay upped attack so let's get the ball rolling
SCREW YOU N YOUR SITRUS BERRY
Bawwwww you were faster anywaaaaay
Alright bringing out the big guns
OH COME ON HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE
Another thunder wave
She is NOT going down without a fight!
Hnnnnngh
HELLZ YEAH
BAM YOU DON'T MESS WITH MY KUNFU CHICKEN YA OLD FART
A thri- WHAT
Alright we got another badge! :D
Once again, makes NO SENSE
Is there, like, a secret police that runs around and makes sure people don't use them without a badge?
OH SURPRISE SURPRISE
Wh.... guh why even bother fighting I swear
Aaaaand we have this guys inspirational words once again
Is there plutonium in the water or something?
It's time to MAKE REIKO USEFUL BESIDES PICKUP YAAAAY \o/
So we're off to a new route and away from the water poisoning
Helloooo specifically placed cottage with an old man by an old fence :I
Hello daycare man, do you actually have a name?
B-but I think I'm doing a good job raising pokemon :<
Well maybe there is someone who we DO wanna add to the team
UP TO YOU GUYS WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE AND TELL ME WHY
Or any other pokemon I may come across whatever
Guh see I like picking my moves though
WHICH REMINDS ME
Yaaaay he knows two attacks now :U
Oh their Makuhita and Zigzagoon went down in two hits :U
Yeah this guy stopped doing his "triathlon" of running back and forth on the same stretch of path to fight us
GEE THANKS
My darling little Pinball beat this kid's Whismur, Aron, Makuhita, Poochyena, Zigzagoon, AND Taillow in a series of 1 hit ko's. GOD I love that little trash-eater <3
Also one of the few trainers who actually have 6 POKEMON WHAT A THOUGHT
ALSO another triathlon person going down the SAME EXACT PATH WTH
I like his moveset as is :>
o.o;;; note to self.... get a gas mask
it looks like the beginning of a bad romance novel :|
You ever notice how gemeric some pokemon trainers are? I mean here we have a triathlon guy with a doduo and a fighter with a meditite
Not really breaking the boundaries here are we?
I'm sensing..... a psychic pokemon!
OMG THERE'S ACTUALLY A FEMALE RALTS
I think Ipo is in love c:
NOPE WAIT He's just hungry for blood MY BAD
hidden revive
And always an idiot :D
Hidden waaaaay back behind some girl's garden
Pyralis may or may not have set it on fire
Then Ipo went ahead and took down THIS breeder's Wingull, Marill, Goldeen, Shroomish, Roselia,
OH BTW the NEW pokemon that can be found on this path are...
The red one was a BITCH to catch lemme tell you
OH AND I CHANGED MY MIND I want an oddish c:
Running arouuuuund running arouuuund
And the guy moved! Let's see what he wants :U
OH LORD WAS THERE RAPE INVOLVED?!
No they- OH they did THAT
.......
and THAT?
oh wow they didn't learn that from ME
Well I don't trust some old couple with it... might mistaken it for their breakfast :I
OH GEEZ You guys grew FAST
.....dirty lil...
And now we're in Verna-WAITAMINUTE
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
WALLYYYYYY 8D
HAI WALLY I- well that's good
SO WA- that's great bu-
But see I-
BUT-
Now that's just rude :(
That's even ruder!
His aunt did little to console me, but we have a little something to look into
But in the meantime look another battle tent!
Contains Attract
OH GOD PEDOSCOTT IS HERE
SCREW THIS TENT I'M OUT
It has a base attack of, like, 10, and since I don't have a bug pokemon I found no interest in it :U
*jaws theme*
uh oh... if this is rusturf tunnel... then...
OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE MY EARDRUMS ARE BLEEDING
Yyyyeeeaaahhhh I guess? But you don't call a man on the sea a s-NO NEVERMIND
LIIIIIIGHT
...Huh. Secret pa-a-aaaath :V
B-but aren't they on your face? o.O
OH WELL HERE WE GO
Yeah you're welcome :>
B-but they're glasses
Maybe they're ON YOUR FACE MORON
There's crap in the water or something I swear...
But hey more free stuff yaaaay
And another hidden item!
Oh yeah the boyfriend thing HAI
What's he doing it for then huuuuh? *wiggles eyebrows*
......oh. Well it's noble I guess?
Seriously all you need is a gym badge and a cute racoon...thing :U
Noooo, my cute little Reiko did. She's right here :I
OH HEY HM YEY
She either on the verge of tears or has another boyfriend. How did you two get together in the first place, did he serenade you from across the rocks or something equally nerdy?
Eh, might as well clear out the path
DAMMIT WHISMUR GET OUT OF HERE
After Pyralis punted a bunch of whismur out of the way, we are FINALLY out of that town and off to.... uh...
OH YEAH UP HERE
Oh you sneaky bastards
STOP THAT
You've obviously never had a gym battle have you
Are my shoes that dirty? :(
I don't see why not. EXP+$$$=AWESOME
I... like you too?
EASY PEASY
What does that have to with me kicking your ass?!
I forgot to screencap the mom but this was the only one :V
I'M 10 LEVELS ABOVE YOU
Not exactly hard
just sayin
Like I said. Not that hard.
Honey, you're like my age. And everyone else my age that I've met tends to suck.
Impress me :I
Impressing: FAILED
.....Grandma?
Wh- SHE CHALLENGED ME
OH GOD DON'T BEAT ME ;A;
Oh OH in POKEMON. Oh well this shouldn't be so bad
OH GOD HI JUMP KICK GET OUT OF THERE PINBALL!!!
PHEW that was close
Thank PokeGod for my pokemon ;u;
Soooo you went from wanting to kick my ass to inviting me inside
You people are either really weird or possibly homocidal.
Either one of them are not appealing
REWARD YAY :U
Everyone is ragging on about this kid, so let's make a note of this kid in case we find his body somewhere
.........
you know what
I don't blame him for leaving
Moving on to more poke-OOOPRETTYBUILDING
Yeah yeah whatever lemme in! :D
AWW YOU FRICKIN TEASE
Some more rock smashing later...
Ohey a tv crew! *waves*
Actually I really should get going
WHAT KIND OF INTERVIEW IS THIS ;A;
YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT JERKS
You just took advantage of some kid 2-1
THAT IS NOT WILD
If I do will you leave me alone?
:I
Oh yeah. Fantastic.
Can't wait not to watch it
DAWWW CUTE MOLE....THING IS CUTE
HEY can't I just make a turban or something
Or I dunno CLOSE MY EYES?!
Bah screw it let's go to a new route with new pokemon!
Very VERY cute, if I didn't have a fire-type already I would have TOTALLY added this little guy
Meh, not interested
Helloooo what do we have here?
OH COME ON I WASTED MY TIME FOR THIS?!
Guh so instead of going on a nice ride I get to go in a steaming crater
RIVETING
TURTLE TURTLE
NOT turtle turtle :|
..........ew it's a purple booger
Are... are those dreadlocks?
A BALLOO--oh no wait.... maybe?
Koffing: Trololo~
YET ANOTHER HM I CAN'T USE
stupid HM police
Ahh, that was actually pretty nice. It was like a sauna and I got to ride a giant turtle :D
STUPID DESERT
.......
.............
...................
Soooo why are we staring at a tree?
That's what I asked
What you don't have your own room at home
Do you HAVE a home?
But hey it contains Secret Power so HUZZAH
where have I seen this before though...
OHEY LOOKIE THAT SOMETHING TO BACKTRACK FOR
Maybe
If I ever get around to it |D
I'm tired and don't feel like going around |I
HACK AWAY REIKO
Well.. actually yeah :U
Aww you're such a nice old lady :) <3
And then she stuffed us silly with milk and cookies
So here we will be taking a bit of a rest...
BUT FIRST
I DIDN'T DROP IT I SWEAR
GUH SO CUUUUTE ;u;
New little walking plant in hand, I think it's high time for a nap, no?
TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT EVENTUALLY!!!!!
OH and I have found my team to be very lacking of members
In other words I NEED POKEMON SO ORDER AWAY PEOPLE I NEED YOUR OPINIONS AND LOADS OF THEM!!!