On the road again~
Beginning!
Previous!
Next!
Told you this was gonna be a long installment :D
BUT YES SO WE HAVE THIS AND ONE MORE COMING UP FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
So without furthur stallingadu...
TO WAAAAR!!! AND TO FREEDOOOOM!!!
We start off with leaving the perverted old man behind to fry in the sun
OH and deliver "the goods" I guess
Apparently there's a difference in sand?
Oh. I guess there is. Derp.
Imma hand it over to you, Pinball
This sick guy sends out a Wingull. Seriously, he was sick. I feared for my life. And clothes.
A sidenote, how come these people have the theme of water pokemon, but "Team Aqua" doesn't?
I'm sure. Just don't give me details plz.
One Wingull, one Machop.
HOORAY NEW MOVE! This has a chance to raise attack, which is PERFECT for Pinball
oBHJUBFWIUEFBEUWFVQIUEWBIUBFWTF
At being scared out of my skin, I promptly sicked my kungfu chicken on the killer umbrella. Turns out it was some kid and her Marill. Oops.
I am intigued by this soda... But this kid wanted his Zigzagoon squashed to a bloody pulp firstHOLYCRAPITKNOWSSURF.
I-I just wanted the item :<
OH GOD THEY'RE MULTIPLYINGwait are there innertubes that AREN'T round?
The one wiht the pink innertube has two Azurill, while the yellow one has two tentacool
Aaaaand we do it all for a potion.
GREAT
FINALLY
DIRECT ME TO THE CAPTAIN
BUT FIRST
we have a little market over here
The first guy on the left has dolls, the one behind him has vitamins (little bottles that can raise the base stat of any pokemon's particular level of HP, Attack, Special Attack, Defense, Special Defense, and Speed. The max that can be used for one stat is 10, whil altogether you can only use 51 I think. They're REALLY expensive so good luck getting multiple ones without cheating
The guy on the very bottom likes to play with seaweed or something (basically useless), while the one on the top left will only sell you stuff if another member gives you TM Secret Power. No idea WHY HE CAN'T JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW OR SOMETHING
Though this lady gives us a Powder Pot. Apparently if we give her berry powder she'll give us medicine, so cool :>
Pffff please, if this were real I'd have founded the damn thing
So if this dude asks for money we know it was a scam
Like I said. Scam.
Though THIS could turn out to be interesting
NOPE NOT A BIT.
There's a reporter on the right but all she wants is an interview which might end up on tv. The guy next to her says that if you let your pokemon faint too much, it'll come to hate you. Great.
This lady says she'll give you something if your pokemon loves you. Aparently Ipo and Pinball don't love me. *sniff*
But Pyralis does! :D <3
Sweet, an item! Apparently if you give a pokemon this "special bell," then they'll love you faster. Again, no idea how that works. Laced? Hypnosis? Come onnnn tell meeeeee
Before we leave, this guy can teach one of your pokemon Swagger! Basically it confuses a foe, but their attack gets stronger. I don't think it's worth my time so no for now.
This sign is a LIE! He offers to instead CHANGE your pokemon's name, but only if you're the original trainer. LAME.
:O
I WANNA FIND THE ULTIMATE POKEMON!!!
Hey so what's the ultimate pokemonOHOKAY I'LL HAVE A TM TORMENT
Pffff people are weird
Like any good gamer, I say screw reading the rules and hop right in! What could possibly go wrong?
AWWW I can't even fight with my own pokemon :<
Well our choices are Sandshrew, Pelipper, Ninjask, Seviper, Voltorb, and Trapinch.
I decided on the Ninja beetle, the AWESOME snake, and the ant... thing, because it was a popular favorite
UH NO
Dear God. What is THAT THING?! TAKE IT DOWN SNAKEY!!!
.... I want this snake.
OH SCREW YOU SWALOT! YOU AND YOUR YAWN
Soooo we'll try this little guy out
Managed to trap him with sand tomb but I'll switch back for the last part. Dun feel like using the bug just yet
Managed to get a STUPID YAWN IN but went down with wrap
.........................
this generation is weeeiiirrrd
:(
Oh well it's super effective-
OH SCREW YOU ROCK THROW
Well. I'm boned.
SCREW YOU I'M GOING AGAIN
I missed the screencap BUT I have a Beautifly, a Mightyena, and.... well I forget. This Beautifly just took out a Wailmer, a Barboach, AND a Lotad ALL BY ITSELF.
Awesome =w=
Three matches later, I WIN WEEE
But all I get is a full heal :<
ALL 3 TIMES I PLAYED
Nothing special in here, just a sub we can't explore
And neither can we explore this place. WONDERFUL. stupid pirate bandit teachers
...........................
No. Just no.
Well with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO we'll just go visit Stern's Shipyard I guess
NO THAT DOESN'T GO THEREWIUFOVHWOIFHWOIFBIOFHWRGFW
Lame rape jokes aside, this is not the droid we're looking for
So I'm on a busy schedule, could I have you ho-
"NO. GO TO THE MUSEUM."
But....but there's a line-
"DON'T CARE."
:<
Well fine, I guess we're gonna be waiting in that line for a while...
...............huh.
I wish lines at Cedar Point were this fast.
Hi! I'm here to see Captain Stern and kick his ass for sending me all over the map to find him :)
B-but... the Goods
"NOPE PAY UP OR WE'LL TAZER YOU"
.......
I hate this town
Well at least there's fairly interesting things about boatsOKAYIMBOREDLETSTALKTOPEOPLE
Looking for yet another captain. I swear they must be giving the title to anyone with an oceanesque name
OH YEAH you're that Team Aqua member that looks like EVERYONE FREAKIN ELSE ON YOUR TEAM. I will slap you with a fish and be done with you >:I
........did he convert to a religion or something? Or maybe he's allergic to fish, which would be delicioudly ironic
Wait.... so he gave me an ability to steal stuff. Huh. Never knew it came in a TM
Why? Cause I've been stealing your dignity or because I just stole your wallet?
Same here. Go get a REAL job, like gardening or dish washing or something. I'VE got a sailing ass to beat
Please be Captain Stern PLEASE be captain Stern....
YESSSSS! Me 2, Game 43 or something, lost count...
Why yes it is. And if you give me a Great Ball for it I'll personally make sure you never procreate ever again.
SWEET JESUS HE FINALLY TOOK THEM! So now I'll just be on my way-
"HOLD IT"
......dammit
SERIOUSLY you didn't notice them BEFORE? They're taking up the whole damn museum!
Yeah yeah we're Team Aqua yada yada yada you want the stuff blah blah blah I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE LET'S BATTLE ALREADY
Oh well pfff I needed fodder for Pinball anyway
Wh- oh COME ON! SCREW YOU AND YOUR ACTUAL WATER TYPE!
Oh. It's a Dark type.
Well damn
Before I could check, Double Kick took out Carvanha pretty quickly. Hooray strange type weaknesses?
Maybe you should just quit? Another guy did it and gave me a TM, you could freely do the same. Or not quit and give me a TM anyway, I don't care!
Wuzzat? All I'm hearing right now is LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not sure whether I should laugh or get my ears checked
Wait, I think it's clearing up....
Yup, it's just you.
Good thing too, Lord knows I don't have the money right now to get my ears checked.
Listen Scooby Doo, you can argue about this ALL YOU WANT, I just want to get through and look for more pokemon k?
Wow. I didn't think there was a dumber outfit that the goons.
I was wrong.
So YOU'RE the bastards that keep peeing in the pool!
Pfff, Archie? No wonder you became a villain
No, not even that, it's ARCHIE
It's funnier if you imagine that everything in caps is shouted out
I'M HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL AREN'T I
Look, I had to lug these parts all the way from Rustboro with only my pokemon and a map phone gadget, and I'm not about to let a bunch of losers who just gave me their ability to steal try and take this. Let. Me. THROUGH.
OH GOD THERE'S MORE OF YOU
Oh, I bet someone $10 that TEAM MAGMA loves the land. Seriously, I have paypal, someone bet with me, I got the cash!
.................
.................
HAH! You blinked first, I win!
Wait what were we talking about?
I'll take my chances. GET OUT.
You forgot SUPER AWESOMELY AMAZING Viper. Get it right.
I don't care whether you forgot them or not, you're taking them either way.
YAY! It's out of our ha-a-ands!
Oh and if it starts leaking red stuff, totally came that way.
So... So I'm gonna get to ride in it right? RIGHT?!
...............
Why does everyone else but me have the ability to teleport? I even have an Abra that can do it WHY CAN'T I
GUESS WHERE WE'RE NEVER GOING BACK TOoh wait it's Pedo 2! What's his name again...
OH YEAH! Scott I remember you!
You were watching little kids learn!
If there were cops around you sure wouldn't be here now would you?
More like roundhouse kicked. You don't want to be on the wrong end of Pyralis let me tell you...
Huh? Where are you looking? Didn't your mamma ever tell you to look at the person you're talking to?
UHHHHHH
Let's not and say we didn't, yes? Please?
Remeber what I said about Pyralis' kicks? 8)?
MOTHER-
WHY CAN I REGISTER HIM BUT NOT THE POLICE?!
And with that Pyralis sent him flying Team Rocket style.
Did I ever say how much I love that kung fu chicken of mine?
He tries to ambush us back at the Battle Tent, but we promptly punched him there too
And now we can put that town and our temporary job as a deliveryperson behind us, let's see what's on this route!
I knew a kid like this in high school :I
I THINK this was supposed to be, like, "I'm fast" design, but it just looks like some rich kid's endtable
Mawww, they're cheerleading twins! Y'know, just without the skank :>
Aaaand that's it. Well except for the fishing, but the poor rod only has magikarp and tentacool EVERYWHERE
Bored of leveling up, let's go to the cycling road!
.....................
SHOULDA SEEN THIS COMING
hrrrg
Well we might as well go on, I mean it's not like it could get any worse
OH COME ON!
.............
This thing has a tracking device in it doesn't it?
What the- HOW SHOULD I KNOW!
If he took ANY of my advice he PROBABLY ran away from home!
Knowing my luck I'll probably run into him soon
Yeah. Less of a chance you can try to molest us TOGETHER
wut the fGIVE THAT BACK!
DAMMIIIIIIIIT!
Birch.....get any closer and I'll have Pinball eat you alive
*shiver* GUH. CREEPY.
I SWEAR I'm going to need therapy after this...
Moving on~
Both the creeper and the cougar have a Plusle and a Minum each. In a nutshell? Pinball ate them ALIVE with Mud-Slap
So we'll continue ddown this path and... alo~?
If this wasn't generally a children's game I would prefer to avoid houses in the middle of nowhere. Though it sort of breaks the rules by having an old lady strolling nearby
Unless she's in on it...
...................
BIIIRCH?! WHERE ARE YOU?!? STOP STALKING ME!!!
.........
I'm not gonna say anything about him being under the table.
Nothing.Nothing
Behold! You're really bald....
The dirty old fart?
I think I've met a hooker by that name. Was good with his tongue apparently.
Actually I..... you know what? Sure. Yes. I am here to challenge your trick house. Let's do this.
Is he going to be waiting naked on a bear skin rug?
Alright. Let's get this over with.
Oh. So it IS a trick house. Huh.
well anyway this girl chilling with an oddish suggests we go hacking and slashing with cut. OR I COULD CLIMB AROUND IT THERE'S A THOUGHT.
OH WOW WE'RE HACKING TREES CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL HOW EXCITED I AM?!
Dead end...
More trees...
A girl with a Skitty, a Marill, and a Shroomish standing next to a scroll with a secret code...
MORE trees...
Some litter...
A lost little boy and his fail Lassy Zigzagoons...
And the... the door? You mean the exit?
Easiest trickhouse EVER!
Dude, it took me, like, 5 minutes to get through your house. You need to work on your puzzle skills.
Oh yee of little awesome. You have much to learn to be considered my equal.
OH WELL PFFF THAT brought you up a notch!
(for those who don't know, rare candies will bring up any pokemon's level up by one, no matter their level. Thus, if you decide to use them, use them later on in their leveling, also after you've built up their EVs too)
Bored and checking the map, I see that there was a blocked path on the left, I wanted to see just how far we can go SO SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION
If I was allergic to flowers, I'd be sneezing all over you....
Shroomish and a new one, Roselia
Since when did they let Children of the Corn have pokemon?
Plusle, Minum
Once again, Skitty IS pretty cute imo
SIFWHFWIFHW DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME!!! Then again, I'd be pretty pissed too if all I had was a Magikarp, a Tentacool, and yet another Magikarp
Since we can't SWIM APPARENTLY, we'll backtrack to this other path.
I'm 5'5" dude. Not that hard ya jerk >:I
Dunno how his Makuhita fit though :T
If I could actually hear you, I PROBABLY would have gone running....
And I was REALLY sure he'd have a Whismur or something, but just a pokeballOH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME!
Yup. I guess I'll give these a shot once I get some better moves?
One of these things is not like the other~!
Does anyone actualy USE these? Cause... I just sell them :|
Now that I'm done stalling, let's head to the right!
Yeah.... there was a Dire Hit behind me... Should I just screencap the hidden items? I think I might do that from now on... unless it's something more than an X Attack or something :/
ANYWAY this kid picked up some local pokemon, an Electrike also an Aron from lord knows where. YEAH WELL MINE'S BETTER THAN YOURS!
Check it out! Ipo is evolving!
.......um. Ipo?
Do you have something to tell me?
Like the fact that you've always wanted to be a ballerina?
Well it'll be more useful than Growl I guess
......I HATE IT when I am SO right. I'm guessing a pokemon battle, maybe an item or something... Possibly a confession about the time he caught his Dad touching his... Well I hope it's an item :I
Well he SEEMS to have gotten more polite...
Oh sure, you can have a look at them :>
HEY THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Awww yeah |>
It put up a good fight, but ended up klling itself with confusion. Good times.
Even IF fire is super effective, it barely put a dent in Pinball's metal hide |D
but screw your Yawn nonetheless >:I
It literally used yawn every turn Pinball was asleep, then Ember once she woke up. I wish I was joking.
Ya damn right I'm good! I just used two pokemon against you that should have been KO'd by at least the second turn!
Wait....that would imply that you've been watching me....
Oh God
Oh cool! Now I won't run around in circles finding items, right?
RIGHT?!
Just promise me you won't turn out like your father, k?
WAIT COME BACK I WANT A BIKE TOO ;A;
Imma just register this to make me more lazy....
By jove it works!
Too bad I had to RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!
*grumble stupid Great Ball grumble*
Uh..... you guys okay?
I'll take that as a no?
Umm one dude had a Lombre and a Nuzleaf, and the other had an Electrike and a Voltorb. SERIOULY. Wher are these pokemon COMING FROM?!
Whatever. Dweebs.
Awww I want a bike...
Biker had a Magnemite (oooo I want one...) and Psychic kid had an Abra. Why aren't people carrying around 6 pokemon? I just don't get it!
Wait... so first people are leaving stuff lying around, and now they're BURYING THEM?
WHATEVER GAME, WHATEVER
How could you not hear me? I'm walking around with a 500lb wrecking ball named Pinball! She's cute though :3 Oh and she tore through your 2 Tentacool and 2 Wailmer, sorry!
FINALLY! We made it! took long enough...
Wait, why can't you go?
Scratch that... Imma try something...
UH. OKAY?
Even though there's probably a Pokecenter a few yards away?
I'd better get something for this >:(
Lalalala BACKTRACKING lalalalawhefuwoifhwgbw
THERE. THERE'S YOUR STUPID MAIL.
....the hell's a Coin Case? The HELL'S a Game Corner?!
Sweet! More fodder! :D
How...?
And hoooow is that better?
Huh? OH! Yeah, Ipo likes to wear the skins of those he kills :>
Hooray!
HERE we go! Let's see how much we have to fork out the butt for this...
Hey RYDEL. This is my team of killer fighters who are entirely tired of walking everywhere. Nice to meet you :>
*points to map* See here? This is where we are right now.
*points to other side of map* THIS is where I came from. Sorry for not thinking to wash my shoes >8I
Yeah. I know.
Yeah, well I don't, so I have to walk everywhere. Jerk.
:D
:<
:O
:/
Hmm.... which to choose....
Huzzah! And he's nice enough to let us switch up the bikes if we want!
Since I'm not feeling up to a gym right now, I'm heading right into these trainers.
Kid= Zigzagoon, Aron, Zigzagoon, Electrike
Flowerlady=Roselia, Shroomish
What? Sorry, I'm busy pounding your Magnemite and Whismur into the ground :>
But... but I thought it was pokemon and mace :C
Tentacool
WELL we can't go furthur down this way so might as well go see the gym I suppose
Huh.... I recognize that green hair...
AND CUE CLIFFHANGER
Let's see if my predictions continue to be right! And soon we will be exploring that rather flamboyant building behind us! STAY TUNED!
Previous!
Next!
Told you this was gonna be a long installment :D
BUT YES SO WE HAVE THIS AND ONE MORE COMING UP FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
So without furthur stallingadu...
TO WAAAAR!!! AND TO FREEDOOOOM!!!
We start off with leaving the perverted old man behind to fry in the sun
OH and deliver "the goods" I guess
Apparently there's a difference in sand?
Oh. I guess there is. Derp.
Imma hand it over to you, Pinball
This sick guy sends out a Wingull. Seriously, he was sick. I feared for my life. And clothes.
A sidenote, how come these people have the theme of water pokemon, but "Team Aqua" doesn't?
I'm sure. Just don't give me details plz.
One Wingull, one Machop.
HOORAY NEW MOVE! This has a chance to raise attack, which is PERFECT for Pinball
oBHJUBFWIUEFBEUWFVQIUEWBIUBFWTF
At being scared out of my skin, I promptly sicked my kungfu chicken on the killer umbrella. Turns out it was some kid and her Marill. Oops.
I am intigued by this soda... But this kid wanted his Zigzagoon squashed to a bloody pulp firstHOLYCRAPITKNOWSSURF.
I-I just wanted the item :<
OH GOD THEY'RE MULTIPLYINGwait are there innertubes that AREN'T round?
The one wiht the pink innertube has two Azurill, while the yellow one has two tentacool
Aaaaand we do it all for a potion.
GREAT
FINALLY
DIRECT ME TO THE CAPTAIN
BUT FIRST
we have a little market over here
The first guy on the left has dolls, the one behind him has vitamins (little bottles that can raise the base stat of any pokemon's particular level of HP, Attack, Special Attack, Defense, Special Defense, and Speed. The max that can be used for one stat is 10, whil altogether you can only use 51 I think. They're REALLY expensive so good luck getting multiple ones without cheating
The guy on the very bottom likes to play with seaweed or something (basically useless), while the one on the top left will only sell you stuff if another member gives you TM Secret Power. No idea WHY HE CAN'T JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW OR SOMETHING
Though this lady gives us a Powder Pot. Apparently if we give her berry powder she'll give us medicine, so cool :>
Pffff please, if this were real I'd have founded the damn thing
So if this dude asks for money we know it was a scam
Like I said. Scam.
Though THIS could turn out to be interesting
NOPE NOT A BIT.
There's a reporter on the right but all she wants is an interview which might end up on tv. The guy next to her says that if you let your pokemon faint too much, it'll come to hate you. Great.
This lady says she'll give you something if your pokemon loves you. Aparently Ipo and Pinball don't love me. *sniff*
But Pyralis does! :D <3
Sweet, an item! Apparently if you give a pokemon this "special bell," then they'll love you faster. Again, no idea how that works. Laced? Hypnosis? Come onnnn tell meeeeee
Before we leave, this guy can teach one of your pokemon Swagger! Basically it confuses a foe, but their attack gets stronger. I don't think it's worth my time so no for now.
This sign is a LIE! He offers to instead CHANGE your pokemon's name, but only if you're the original trainer. LAME.
:O
I WANNA FIND THE ULTIMATE POKEMON!!!
Hey so what's the ultimate pokemonOHOKAY I'LL HAVE A TM TORMENT
Pffff people are weird
Like any good gamer, I say screw reading the rules and hop right in! What could possibly go wrong?
AWWW I can't even fight with my own pokemon :<
Well our choices are Sandshrew, Pelipper, Ninjask, Seviper, Voltorb, and Trapinch.
I decided on the Ninja beetle, the AWESOME snake, and the ant... thing, because it was a popular favorite
UH NO
Dear God. What is THAT THING?! TAKE IT DOWN SNAKEY!!!
.... I want this snake.
OH SCREW YOU SWALOT! YOU AND YOUR YAWN
Soooo we'll try this little guy out
Managed to trap him with sand tomb but I'll switch back for the last part. Dun feel like using the bug just yet
Managed to get a STUPID YAWN IN but went down with wrap
.........................
this generation is weeeiiirrrd
:(
Oh well it's super effective-
OH SCREW YOU ROCK THROW
Well. I'm boned.
SCREW YOU I'M GOING AGAIN
I missed the screencap BUT I have a Beautifly, a Mightyena, and.... well I forget. This Beautifly just took out a Wailmer, a Barboach, AND a Lotad ALL BY ITSELF.
Awesome =w=
Three matches later, I WIN WEEE
But all I get is a full heal :<
ALL 3 TIMES I PLAYED
Nothing special in here, just a sub we can't explore
And neither can we explore this place. WONDERFUL. stupid pirate bandit teachers
...........................
No. Just no.
Well with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO we'll just go visit Stern's Shipyard I guess
NO THAT DOESN'T GO THEREWIUFOVHWOIFHWOIFBIOFHWRGFW
Lame rape jokes aside, this is not the droid we're looking for
So I'm on a busy schedule, could I have you ho-
"NO. GO TO THE MUSEUM."
But....but there's a line-
"DON'T CARE."
:<
Well fine, I guess we're gonna be waiting in that line for a while...
...............huh.
I wish lines at Cedar Point were this fast.
Hi! I'm here to see Captain Stern and kick his ass for sending me all over the map to find him :)
B-but... the Goods
"NOPE PAY UP OR WE'LL TAZER YOU"
.......
I hate this town
Well at least there's fairly interesting things about boatsOKAYIMBOREDLETSTALKTOPEOPLE
Looking for yet another captain. I swear they must be giving the title to anyone with an oceanesque name
OH YEAH you're that Team Aqua member that looks like EVERYONE FREAKIN ELSE ON YOUR TEAM. I will slap you with a fish and be done with you >:I
........did he convert to a religion or something? Or maybe he's allergic to fish, which would be delicioudly ironic
Wait.... so he gave me an ability to steal stuff. Huh. Never knew it came in a TM
Why? Cause I've been stealing your dignity or because I just stole your wallet?
Same here. Go get a REAL job, like gardening or dish washing or something. I'VE got a sailing ass to beat
Please be Captain Stern PLEASE be captain Stern....
YESSSSS! Me 2, Game 43 or something, lost count...
Why yes it is. And if you give me a Great Ball for it I'll personally make sure you never procreate ever again.
SWEET JESUS HE FINALLY TOOK THEM! So now I'll just be on my way-
"HOLD IT"
......dammit
SERIOUSLY you didn't notice them BEFORE? They're taking up the whole damn museum!
Yeah yeah we're Team Aqua yada yada yada you want the stuff blah blah blah I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE LET'S BATTLE ALREADY
Oh well pfff I needed fodder for Pinball anyway
Wh- oh COME ON! SCREW YOU AND YOUR ACTUAL WATER TYPE!
Oh. It's a Dark type.
Well damn
Before I could check, Double Kick took out Carvanha pretty quickly. Hooray strange type weaknesses?
Maybe you should just quit? Another guy did it and gave me a TM, you could freely do the same. Or not quit and give me a TM anyway, I don't care!
Wuzzat? All I'm hearing right now is LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not sure whether I should laugh or get my ears checked
Wait, I think it's clearing up....
Yup, it's just you.
Good thing too, Lord knows I don't have the money right now to get my ears checked.
Listen Scooby Doo, you can argue about this ALL YOU WANT, I just want to get through and look for more pokemon k?
Wow. I didn't think there was a dumber outfit that the goons.
I was wrong.
So YOU'RE the bastards that keep peeing in the pool!
Pfff, Archie? No wonder you became a villain
No, not even that, it's ARCHIE
It's funnier if you imagine that everything in caps is shouted out
I'M HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL AREN'T I
Look, I had to lug these parts all the way from Rustboro with only my pokemon and a map phone gadget, and I'm not about to let a bunch of losers who just gave me their ability to steal try and take this. Let. Me. THROUGH.
OH GOD THERE'S MORE OF YOU
Oh, I bet someone $10 that TEAM MAGMA loves the land. Seriously, I have paypal, someone bet with me, I got the cash!
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.................
HAH! You blinked first, I win!
Wait what were we talking about?
I'll take my chances. GET OUT.
You forgot SUPER AWESOMELY AMAZING Viper. Get it right.
I don't care whether you forgot them or not, you're taking them either way.
YAY! It's out of our ha-a-ands!
Oh and if it starts leaking red stuff, totally came that way.
So... So I'm gonna get to ride in it right? RIGHT?!
...............
Why does everyone else but me have the ability to teleport? I even have an Abra that can do it WHY CAN'T I
GUESS WHERE WE'RE NEVER GOING BACK TOoh wait it's Pedo 2! What's his name again...
OH YEAH! Scott I remember you!
You were watching little kids learn!
If there were cops around you sure wouldn't be here now would you?
More like roundhouse kicked. You don't want to be on the wrong end of Pyralis let me tell you...
Huh? Where are you looking? Didn't your mamma ever tell you to look at the person you're talking to?
UHHHHHH
Let's not and say we didn't, yes? Please?
Remeber what I said about Pyralis' kicks? 8)?
MOTHER-
WHY CAN I REGISTER HIM BUT NOT THE POLICE?!
And with that Pyralis sent him flying Team Rocket style.
Did I ever say how much I love that kung fu chicken of mine?
He tries to ambush us back at the Battle Tent, but we promptly punched him there too
And now we can put that town and our temporary job as a deliveryperson behind us, let's see what's on this route!
I knew a kid like this in high school :I
I THINK this was supposed to be, like, "I'm fast" design, but it just looks like some rich kid's endtable
Mawww, they're cheerleading twins! Y'know, just without the skank :>
Aaaand that's it. Well except for the fishing, but the poor rod only has magikarp and tentacool EVERYWHERE
Bored of leveling up, let's go to the cycling road!
.....................
SHOULDA SEEN THIS COMING
hrrrg
Well we might as well go on, I mean it's not like it could get any worse
OH COME ON!
.............
This thing has a tracking device in it doesn't it?
What the- HOW SHOULD I KNOW!
If he took ANY of my advice he PROBABLY ran away from home!
Knowing my luck I'll probably run into him soon
Yeah. Less of a chance you can try to molest us TOGETHER
wut the fGIVE THAT BACK!
DAMMIIIIIIIIT!
Birch.....get any closer and I'll have Pinball eat you alive
*shiver* GUH. CREEPY.
I SWEAR I'm going to need therapy after this...
Moving on~
Both the creeper and the cougar have a Plusle and a Minum each. In a nutshell? Pinball ate them ALIVE with Mud-Slap
So we'll continue ddown this path and... alo~?
If this wasn't generally a children's game I would prefer to avoid houses in the middle of nowhere. Though it sort of breaks the rules by having an old lady strolling nearby
Unless she's in on it...
...................
BIIIRCH?! WHERE ARE YOU?!? STOP STALKING ME!!!
.........
I'm not gonna say anything about him being under the table.
Nothing.Nothing
Behold! You're really bald....
The dirty old fart?
I think I've met a hooker by that name. Was good with his tongue apparently.
Actually I..... you know what? Sure. Yes. I am here to challenge your trick house. Let's do this.
Is he going to be waiting naked on a bear skin rug?
Alright. Let's get this over with.
Oh. So it IS a trick house. Huh.
well anyway this girl chilling with an oddish suggests we go hacking and slashing with cut. OR I COULD CLIMB AROUND IT THERE'S A THOUGHT.
OH WOW WE'RE HACKING TREES CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL HOW EXCITED I AM?!
Dead end...
More trees...
A girl with a Skitty, a Marill, and a Shroomish standing next to a scroll with a secret code...
MORE trees...
Some litter...
A lost little boy and his fail Lassy Zigzagoons...
And the... the door? You mean the exit?
Easiest trickhouse EVER!
Dude, it took me, like, 5 minutes to get through your house. You need to work on your puzzle skills.
Oh yee of little awesome. You have much to learn to be considered my equal.
OH WELL PFFF THAT brought you up a notch!
(for those who don't know, rare candies will bring up any pokemon's level up by one, no matter their level. Thus, if you decide to use them, use them later on in their leveling, also after you've built up their EVs too)
Bored and checking the map, I see that there was a blocked path on the left, I wanted to see just how far we can go SO SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION
If I was allergic to flowers, I'd be sneezing all over you....
Shroomish and a new one, Roselia
Since when did they let Children of the Corn have pokemon?
Plusle, Minum
Once again, Skitty IS pretty cute imo
SIFWHFWIFHW DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME!!! Then again, I'd be pretty pissed too if all I had was a Magikarp, a Tentacool, and yet another Magikarp
Since we can't SWIM APPARENTLY, we'll backtrack to this other path.
I'm 5'5" dude. Not that hard ya jerk >:I
Dunno how his Makuhita fit though :T
If I could actually hear you, I PROBABLY would have gone running....
And I was REALLY sure he'd have a Whismur or something, but just a pokeballOH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME!
Yup. I guess I'll give these a shot once I get some better moves?
One of these things is not like the other~!
Does anyone actualy USE these? Cause... I just sell them :|
Now that I'm done stalling, let's head to the right!
Yeah.... there was a Dire Hit behind me... Should I just screencap the hidden items? I think I might do that from now on... unless it's something more than an X Attack or something :/
ANYWAY this kid picked up some local pokemon, an Electrike also an Aron from lord knows where. YEAH WELL MINE'S BETTER THAN YOURS!
Check it out! Ipo is evolving!
.......um. Ipo?
Do you have something to tell me?
Like the fact that you've always wanted to be a ballerina?
Well it'll be more useful than Growl I guess
......I HATE IT when I am SO right. I'm guessing a pokemon battle, maybe an item or something... Possibly a confession about the time he caught his Dad touching his... Well I hope it's an item :I
Well he SEEMS to have gotten more polite...
Oh sure, you can have a look at them :>
HEY THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Awww yeah |>
It put up a good fight, but ended up klling itself with confusion. Good times.
Even IF fire is super effective, it barely put a dent in Pinball's metal hide |D
but screw your Yawn nonetheless >:I
It literally used yawn every turn Pinball was asleep, then Ember once she woke up. I wish I was joking.
Ya damn right I'm good! I just used two pokemon against you that should have been KO'd by at least the second turn!
Wait....that would imply that you've been watching me....
Oh God
Oh cool! Now I won't run around in circles finding items, right?
RIGHT?!
Just promise me you won't turn out like your father, k?
WAIT COME BACK I WANT A BIKE TOO ;A;
Imma just register this to make me more lazy....
By jove it works!
Too bad I had to RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!
*grumble stupid Great Ball grumble*
Uh..... you guys okay?
I'll take that as a no?
Umm one dude had a Lombre and a Nuzleaf, and the other had an Electrike and a Voltorb. SERIOULY. Wher are these pokemon COMING FROM?!
Whatever. Dweebs.
Awww I want a bike...
Biker had a Magnemite (oooo I want one...) and Psychic kid had an Abra. Why aren't people carrying around 6 pokemon? I just don't get it!
Wait... so first people are leaving stuff lying around, and now they're BURYING THEM?
WHATEVER GAME, WHATEVER
How could you not hear me? I'm walking around with a 500lb wrecking ball named Pinball! She's cute though :3 Oh and she tore through your 2 Tentacool and 2 Wailmer, sorry!
FINALLY! We made it! took long enough...
Wait, why can't you go?
Scratch that... Imma try something...
UH. OKAY?
Even though there's probably a Pokecenter a few yards away?
I'd better get something for this >:(
Lalalala BACKTRACKING lalalalawhefuwoifhwgbw
THERE. THERE'S YOUR STUPID MAIL.
....the hell's a Coin Case? The HELL'S a Game Corner?!
Sweet! More fodder! :D
How...?
And hoooow is that better?
Huh? OH! Yeah, Ipo likes to wear the skins of those he kills :>
Hooray!
HERE we go! Let's see how much we have to fork out the butt for this...
Hey RYDEL. This is my team of killer fighters who are entirely tired of walking everywhere. Nice to meet you :>
*points to map* See here? This is where we are right now.
*points to other side of map* THIS is where I came from. Sorry for not thinking to wash my shoes >8I
Yeah. I know.
Yeah, well I don't, so I have to walk everywhere. Jerk.
:D
:<
:O
:/
Hmm.... which to choose....
Huzzah! And he's nice enough to let us switch up the bikes if we want!
Since I'm not feeling up to a gym right now, I'm heading right into these trainers.
Kid= Zigzagoon, Aron, Zigzagoon, Electrike
Flowerlady=Roselia, Shroomish
What? Sorry, I'm busy pounding your Magnemite and Whismur into the ground :>
But... but I thought it was pokemon and mace :C
Tentacool
WELL we can't go furthur down this way so might as well go see the gym I suppose
Huh.... I recognize that green hair...
AND CUE CLIFFHANGER
Let's see if my predictions continue to be right! And soon we will be exploring that rather flamboyant building behind us! STAY TUNED!