ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK!!!
COLLEGE IS DONE for now, so I wanted to throw an update here, for those few that wanna keep reading.
I'm not fully up to the level I'm on, but there's an important encounter that I felt I MUST document. That's right...
RALTS IS BACK!!!
Needless to say I saved the game, like, four times by now in seperate slots so I'M PREPARED
I think
HERE I GOOOO
I swear it must be the same one
COME BACK TO TAUNT MEEEEEE
I hit him first with Pyralis, but switched to (new)Reiko to lessen the chance of killing the Ralts. Needless to say it worked but if it had died I would have been SO PISSED. AGAIN.
So far so good
YESSSS
And the it froze AGAIN
BUT I SAVED AHAHAHAHA
Third time.
It shouldn't be this cute BUT IT ISSSSS
ehehehehehe
No, no, real name this time lol
After saving two more times, let's see what this imp can do
Oh wow! That ability could actually be useful!
BAWWWWWWW It's BRAVE!!!
..........
PLEASE tell me it gets a better move pool
Okay back to leveling back up
Is..... is that an acorn?
A FEMALE acorn?
Acorns have genders?
LEVEL UP!!!
AND a repel!
Going back up slowly but surely
I think I'll throw Ipo in there for experience
WAG WAG
OH BY THE WAY I totally missed this my first time around but there's a ball down here!
Scratch that... a Potion
looked like a ball to me
heeeee Repel
Okay I'll stop documenting these I promise
ANYWAY Back in town!
Wally? Am I supposed to know this kid?
Can you smell that quest I sure can
Something tells me that would be my dad
Sorry, these aren't really relevant but DAMMIT MY DAD'S A DEADBEAT TOO
Anyway let's see thisaway
Go to the pokecenter? Cause that seems like a trend to me
WAITAMINUTE where is this kid taking me?!
OH GOD DOES HE WORK FOR BIRCH?!
Oh
Oh whoops walked RIGHT past it
What a tiny sign.
Maybe if it wasn't in the buttcorner of the universe I wouldn't have
Now that I'm not tethered to the kid let's go inside!
DAAAAD!!!!
Cause I'm an awesome trainer :>
I like my dad Cx
Do you mind? We're trying to have a moment here
Oooooh so THIS is Wally
Hey wally some old hag was looking for you
Won't there be pokemon there?
Well there's nothing wrong with my hearing. Or my reading ability.
Told you I smelled a mission
Awwww. Wally's cute too.
Can he travel with me? Plz?
I'll take care of him! He could match my Ralts as long as he promises not to freeze my game!
Alright, that's it, you're mine.
hboibvoibvqwfgqweevfwSOCUUUUTE
Hehehe hold your horses
Adorable naivite is ADORABLE
Btw the music playing during this is SO FITTING
............
First time........
FIRST TIME he gets a RALTS
Oh and a level 7 ZIGZAGOON only knows TACKLE
WTF
I guess he's just that cute?
You know what I can totally live with that
I'm so shocked he caught it I'm seing stars HUR HUR
Okay seriously you're giving me cavities
"OTL S-so moe....
Btw it died eating a seedot. Sorry about that.
NOOOOOO
COME BACK WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER!!!
:<
Ah well, at least dad's still cool
SIR YES SIR!!!!!
Can't we, like, battle now?
B-but I AM strong!
I'm level 13~
NO BATTLE ME NOW!!!
>:I
FINE DAD I'LL KICK YOUR ASS LATER
Wait why four? Can't we negotiate this or something?
Well at least the kid moved
Hey it's Wally's dad!
YEY I HELPED :DDDD
DO YOU MIND?!
HUH
EXCUSE ME?!?! Who the hell are YOU?!
NO WAIT GET BACK HERE!!!
F-ing prick
Bet I could beat that guy in a battle >T
Wait a tick
Why is he running around in circles?
Oooh so we fight "special" kids too?
BOOF
YEY
DOUBLE YEY
HAHAHA FAIL
I think it was because I didn't attack it?
I don't remember
Well with two Tail Whips and a few Tackles this battle is OVER
Runners? OH his shoes?
Who calls shoes RUNNERS?!
Most important part of the battle <3
Oooooh Lemme see!
.......
I am sorely disapointed
FAIL
Whatever give me your fail money
Alright let's see what this route has to offer
Puppy #2
Horny Wurmple
A....balloon?
Oh so THIS is where that kid got that bird
Yay Ipo!
YAY new move
YAY HE CAN FIGHT NOW
Aaand failgull
BWOPWBOPBWOP
OSHI I FORGOT
SOME moves don't affect certain pokemon
Like confusion(psychic) doesn't affect Poochyena(dark)
oops
RUN IPO RUN
:>
...................
NOPE. Telekinesis doesn't work in this game
Alright I think it's time to move on
Mr. Briney, eh?
What, is he scared of it now?
Well let's go meet Mr. Briney!
Or not.
Do people ALWAYS leave their places unlocked?
yayoink
Sure NEJI why not
PFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHA
DONE
O___O
Can we battle again?!
Oh geez
Forests are NEVER a good place in video games
NEVER
Oh no. Now I'm going to be scouring the ground now.
ANYWAY Petalburg Forest has...
A walking mushroom
Puppy #2
Horny caterpillar
A....a sloth?
CHIRP CHIRP
Okay this is just getting silly
SILLY I TELL YOU
Go ahead amd make a right here and you'll get...
A hidden potion
And you'll find a hidden path which leads to....
The pokeball that's unaffected by telekinesis!!
Anyway... on to the next trainer!
This kid had 4 Wurmple of the same gender and level. RIVETING
Don't forget the Paralyze Heal over heyah
Trainer?
No trainer?
:<
A BANDIT?!?!?!
or is it a pirate....
Even worse... IT'S A TEACHER!!! DDD8
WAIT WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND ME?!?!
I don't think I HAVE to do anything
Nope. He's a bastard, you can have him.
PFFFFFFF
Is THAT seriously your team name?
LAAAAAAAAAME
LAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEE
Oh. like these aren't EVERYWHERE.
Oh it knows more than just Tackle. Who knew?
Not worth my time
Is it a requirement somewhere that thugs are supposed to reveal stuff?
AND something else, right?
....................
bnubcwiuobcuwiebcuwibcfuwbeuwbcwf
Oh and YOU'RE WELCOME
ANYWAY The last guy here, a very misguided kid that has obviously never talked to a girl before
James here has two male Nincada, a bug we haven't encountered yet
Just be carefull if you have a psychic type like me, Leech Life works well on poor little Ipo
SPEEEEEEEEEEED
Self Explanatory
.......uh........ okay, so Emo trees exist here?
Should I make fun of it until it cuts itself?
FREEEDOOOOOOOM
Aaand this kid likes spitting out seeds (or something or other) and gives you a Technical Machine or TM for short
They even have a special place in your bag!
..................
HRRRRRRRRRRRRG
Maybe next time
YAYOINK
Pretty petal flower shop
wut?
WITH NINJAS?!?!
For those who plant their berries, this little baby helps you get more
Though just don't water them too much
OH and APPARENTLY berries can replant themselves if you leave them alone for too long
That's kind of cool, I have to admit
And I THINK this girl gives you a berry a day. NOT POSITIVE since I can't test it out myself. But it's a free berry so why not?
And there's pokemon candy now?!
NIFTY TIDBIT most people don't know about!
Go behind here and find...
A hidden pokeball
A visible Potion
And an invisible super potion! YAY FREE STUFF!!!!
WHILE I'm backtracking to heal my pokemon (before I forget), let's check out the PokeMart!
Oooo. Nifty.
You can sell just about anything including TMs and Berries. Right now they're limited on what the can sell, but I believe that these places update with every town you visit, so give it a go!
(No, I'm not buying anything just yet. Course I'm cheap, what do you expect?)
Backtracking is FUUUUUN
AND WE'RE BACK
.......
You know what? As long as he doesn't mind losing to me I DON'T CARE
Why is there so much fail?
HRRRRRRGODDAMIT I can just FEEL how much I'm going to HATE Gym battles
This makes it almost worth it :>
This girl's Lotad makes a nice, pointless move
While her Shroomish makes me want to just burn her
Pointless tree is POINTLESS
Aaaand our first double team battle!!!
Basically it's their first two pokemon (or however many they have) against my first two. Luckily I happened to have Pyralis as my second in command so this should be a breeze
SO EASY
I love being right
Yeah. This "expert" had a grand total of 3 Magikarp. Why so POINTLESS
Luckily their combined failure managed to get Ipo in the double digits. YEY
You know, it's nice these people are so generous :)
WE MADE IT!!! You know what that means....
ROB LITTLE KIDS
Uh I mean EXPLOIT yes exploit....
(she didn't have any money anyway)
Hehehe
Sorry but this made me lol
..........
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...............................
Oh God
B-But I didn't even take out my pokemon D8
P-Please stop you emo bitch
B-but I can see it
How exactly is it hidden?
Oh OH it's one of THOSE
my bad dude ^^;;
Though it should be noted that once the pokemon learns it, you CAN'T ERASE IT
Choose wisely
Well while harrassingtalking to people, turns out there IS a school here. But it kind of looks like it isn't a requirement or something.
HEY IT'S THIS CREEP
What are you doing in the back you sicko?!
ARE YOU WITH BIRCH?!?!
Oh great. Pedo #2 has a name.
If you mean me, then yes
bnduoivbgwoidvbwoifbweTHIS GUY'S CREEPY
Mooooving away slowly....
SUMMARY OF THE SCHOOL
-Pokemon can hold items, but can't use manmade items like potions or antidotes. Berries and herbs do that.
-Confused pokemon like to hit themselves. Lol.
-The board holds all the important stuff about status ailments like sleep, burn, paralyze, frozen and poison.
Oh and the old man gives you a Quick Claw. AWESOME.
If you go to the second floor of the building behind the pokecenter...
You'll meet this guy!
Mebeh she hates you 8D?
Well I'll give it a shot
If you get this reference I will love you FOREVER
:<
What?
DAMMIT
No
Nope
Nothing
Nada
DAMMIT Nothing's working
At this point I'm just dicking around.
SCREW THIS I'm DONE
screw that kidUHANYWAY in here there's another kid who wants to trade you a seedot for a ralts. After laughing excessively, I grew curious and decided I wanted to find out if I get an item. HORRAY SAVES.
After saving (twice), let's see what we get exactly
Oh, and the kid's name is Kobe.
WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA
WTFTHESENOISES
Looks like KOBE can think up very creative names.
......okay I don't like that laugh. Give me back Ipo!
OH GREAT it has a Chesto berry. TOTALLY WORTH IT
ANYWAY after reloading my game LET'S SEE THE GYM
........yyyyyyyeah Imma explores some more
Well other than the super potion that WAS in front of me, we can't go anywhere....
Aaand since this is a new route I guess I'll go check out that gym after all
Hello, sharkfin-hair
*shrug* Eh
OH JOY
NO WE DIDN'T OH what's the point....
Something makes me really doubt that
Or fighting types. They HATE those. Ground types are eh
And if I don't OOOO WHAT NOW
Your existence will be FUTILE
oh god. This is going to take forever, isn't it?
Wait we haven't even FACED a rock type yet, where'd they get theirs?!
Aaaand our first opponent ISSSSSSSs
A rock
with arms
A DEAD rock with arms ohoho
If this is supposed to be an average gym, this walkthrough is going to be QUICK
Granted, I COULD walk around them, but why waste the experience?
SUNNOFABITCH (-Nikki [my buddeh looming over my shoulder atm])
GODDAMIT
lord knows I'm losing moral
Scratch! It does NOTHING!!!!
But confusion does :>
Oh great. MORE rocks.
Please note that Geodude is a Rock/Ground type.
Ground is immune to electricity.
Therefore, WHY THE F*CK DO YOU HAVE MUD SPORT?!?!?!
DAMMIT GAME YOU KEEP CONFUSING ME
CRITICAL EMBER is still awesome
Aaaand so is a level up :D
IT NEVER ENDS
NEVERRRRRRRR
(I love you Nikki)
IT. DOES. NOTHING.
Nikki: It's like Dodgeball, but with mud!:D
You know, with fire being "not very effective," It's quite effectively knocking these guys to the ground
FOOL! THAT'S why you FAIL!
AND WE'VE MADE IT TO THE END!!!
Will I defeat the gym leader?
Or will she prevail over me and my pokemon?
TUUUNE IN NEXT TIIIIIME!!!!!
And that's a wrap for now. Once again, all comments/suggestions are welcome! Also, if there's a pokemon that you all think I should raise, a name you want to see, whatever, feel free to message me!
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