Oh god you guys
I love having a pokemon follow me around.
SO MUCH.
I HAVE A GIANT PURPLE SNAKE FOLLOWING ME AROUND 8DDDD
Oh and my boyfriend bought me a tablet so SPASM I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PLAY WITH HRRRRG
ANYWAY I HAVE AN UPDATE LIKE I PROMISED like a week ago lol
AND WE'RE BACK!!!!! Welcome to Part 2 of Pokemon Emerald: Screencap Walkthrough!
We left off the hero helping the (really awkward) Pokemon professor Birch who is getting attacked by a dog (or something, we don't know yet) and the first pokemon is about to be picked! So without further adu...
Let's Get Started!
And here we go! Let's see what we have to offer
A lizard. Reminds me of my water dragon, Emory. Strong possibility.
SO I HERD YOU LIEK MEH?!
hahah yeeaaaahhh it'd be kind of hard to be on the internet and NOT hear about that
WHAT
OMG WHAT IS THAT
IT'S SO CUTE
SCREW MATCHUPS THIS IS MINE!!!
DVBHWIVBWOVBWIVBWVWVRW this is too cute
and it's a girl
I want to cuddle you
Okay.... not much to choose from but let's see what the dealio is
RIVETING
HRRRRGH
Okay we're getting nowhere fast
After hitting it once more it went down
See?
EXP YEY
She just needs soooomebooody to looooooooove
crap now that son'g stuck in my head
We met in that black void remember?
I now think that's where your brain is supposed to be
Teleporting GO!
Would you people just leave me alone about that already?!
Aplomb?
Are little kids supposed to know what that means?
Well he IS my dad so that's the general idea
Then again my mom's probably a whore
idk
Well I was just gonna take it but you know whatever
EEEEEEEE!
Yyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh I like to name my pokemon, so I think I'll do just that
Isn't it cute? :>
It means "of fire" in Greek
I <3 Greek stuff x>
So I heard. You need to work on your parenting buddy
I'll go ahead and say NO F-ING WAY
I ALREADY DID I WANNA PLAY WITH MY POKEMON
hbuedvibwubvwuibwv FINE
Oh I can really tell
Whatever I'm SO DONE
YAY The way is clear!
Let's see if there's anything in here...
huduwah?
Wurmple huh?
Oh little horny caterpillar, I'm sure I'll hate you all in due time
EEEEEW
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
Yeah there was a kid there but like I said I'll put it here only if it's actually, like, important
I think I'll do that for battles too... Maybe just for where pokemon are located?
Wurmple has evolved into Torchic food!
On the bright side LEVEL UP YEAH!
CUTE PUPPY
I WANT YOU
hvbiovbebv3wuovb3ouvfb3 WHAT IS THIS THE PUPPY GENERATION?!
CRITICAL HIT
That is why you fail Wurmple
YEY LEVEL UP
Oh sweet new move!
Let's see what it does
MY TEAM IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!
CUUUUUTE!!!!
Oh so it does NOTHING
Oldale? Seriously?
You'd think they could be a LITTLE more creative
This lady...dude..... THING leads you to...
The PokeMart! She gives you a potion too so that's always nice
No money yet so no point going inside just yet
TO THE POKECENTER!
This chick here heals your pokemon of, well, everything, and since it's free that of course means
EXPLOIT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEM!!!
And over yonder is where you can store pokemon, items, and letters. Once again. COMPLETELY useless (for now) so let's move on shall we?
OMG AGAIN?! And this reason's just plain stupid!
THANKS GAME I LOVE YOU TOO
There's nothing of significance here, just people telling you GUESS WUT IF U LVL UP UR PKMN THN THAY R STRONGUR DURRRR so it's nice and pointless
to the north!
You'd think the names would be a little more creative or something
Either way the pokemon we have on THIS route are...
..........wow
They're REALLY pushing the envelope on these pokemon designs aren't they?
BOOF
Puppy #1
Level up!
And Puppy #2
I think that's it
LEVEL UP WE'RE ON A ROLL!
Something tells me I should enjoy them while I can
I need to heal up so I'm running back to the PokeCenter
All better!
Wait
Sooooo they WANT me to hurt my pokemon?!
WTF GAME WTF
bjuvbwiubvwurib LEMME ALONE
HEY BRENDAN WATCHA DOIN
GOOD JOB HAVE A COOKIE
So I was wondering if there was a place to eWAITWUTNO
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD
Is they how they greet or something?!
"OH HEY I haven't seen you since grade schoolLET'SBATTLEHRRRRR"
Honestly the logic behind this...
REALLY NOW WHO KNEW
Oh hey check it out, it's the newt
I BET BRENDAN LIKES MUDKIPS DUOHOHO
You know I could have REALLY used this move come midterms
BWOOOOOSH FU FU FU FU
Seriously I wish you could have heard that.
RIVETING ISN'T IT
OSHI
HAHAHA Focus Energy actually WORKS who knew?!
Wimp
DOUBLE DIGITS YEAH!!!
And with it comes a new move
I CAN THROW MATCHES AT PEOPLE YEAH!
Hell of a lot better than you, dude
Wait
Wait so I'm a bully now?
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUoh hey look money :D
ffffffyou have no idea little boy
wear a belt to bed
Well yeah, who wouldn't after being with Birch in a suitcase?
Um actually I think I should go battle some more Zigzagoon now
Over here
AWAY FROM YOUR PEDODAD
Or just leave yeah you could do that too
Fine fine I'm coming
But if worse comes to worse I'm using you as a rape shield
I know that SHUT UP
Seriously this kid
OH AND YOU LEAVE GREAT JOB DUDE
Just out of spite I went to see if that footstep creeper moved
Nyope
BOING
Hehehe this reminds me of Super Mario Bros. every time I do this
No Brendan in sight, I go inside hoping for the best
That would be because your son is a wimp
Just a though
Wonder where he gets it from
Which makes him losing to me all the sadder. Amirite or amirite?
HEY WE JUST MET HAVE A POKEDEX
ALRIGHT we GET IT Brendan's your kid
If you have doubts man there's tests for that
He SURE doesn't get that white hair from YOU
That because you never PAY ATTENTION TO HIM
just a thought
Yesssss give me your stuffffffff
The pair quickly lose their interst factor, and I'm off to...uh....
What am I supposed to be doing I don't even
That's exactly what I said! Cool she has good taste
Uhhhhhhhhuh
Don't tell Birch that
I'm sure he has enough fetishes
I'm going on an adventure?
SINCE WHEN
I think I know how to move shoes
Never had problems moving with my old ones
THERE IS NO B BUTTON MOTHER
Or at least one SHE knows about
What is the logic in this GAME?!
"HEY MOM I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME WITH MY POKEMON!!!"
"Don't forget your running shoes dear :):):):)"
Honestly? I don't think I WANT to come back
If that were MY mom, she'd have chained me to the wall and make the pokemon into dinner by now
Mmmmmmm hot baby chicken
Okay I guess I'll go back to the DEAD END ROUTE bvujsvbwuoisvbqwoqw
Quickest adventure EVER
And I swear to you Wurmple I will end you
At least I can burn it now mwahahahaha!
Oh yeah btw each pokemon type has certain weaknesses to other types
For instance, Wurmple is a Bug type, so my Fire type move is going to char him like a marshmallow
I'll bring these up later for important battles
FWOOOSH
WHO WANTS CATERPILLAR ROAST?!?!
CHECK IT OUT he actually MOVED!!!
oh and finished his sketch whatever
WOW
So you waisted BOTH OF OUR TIMES
by sketching YOUR FOOTPRINTS
If there was a punch option I would so send him through a wall
Ah well I think it's time I get me a Zigzagoon
I don't really catch a lot of pokemon, just the ones I want to use
Call me lazy, I call it smart
fewer things to focus on leveling up
WELL WADAYA KNOW
Okay I want to catch it so I probably shouldn't kill it. Just a thought.
Choosing weaponDUHIMEAN BALL YES BALL
This breaks all of my logic, but I'll throw it anyway
I DON'T GET IT
Bwop
Bwop
CLICK
YEY I WIN
DUOHO it's so tiny!!! I'm a sucker for cute tiny things
There we go
I'm too excited I WANNA SEE HERRRRR
.....the hell?
Pickup?
It picks up stuff for me?
Now THIS I have to see
HEEEEY the walking lilypad
CRAP it's a water type, bad for my fire chick
It was weak though so not really a problem
LEVEL UP WEEEEEEE
During my frutiless search for new pokemon I remembered Reiko's Pickup ability
AND LOOKIE THERE!!
Give it to your MASTAAAAAA
A wah?AR
I guess I'll just check on that later
But WEEEE THAT'S ADORABLE NONETHELESS
Oh and I leveled up to level 12. TOTALLY didn't screencap it...
But I DID screencap THIS ONE!!!
Seriously though I'm just looking for pokemon at this time, haven't even TOUCHED a trainer
niovfnsoivswvbwgbWHERE ARE THE NEW POKEMON SRSLY?!
See this patch of grass?
I've been CRAWLING through it for the past half hour
THERE HAS TO BE MORE THAN 3 POKEMON!!!
Okay I'm at level 14 now WITH NO CHEATING
Screw it let's go find the first trainer yey!
Should I be taking this as a threat?
Okay a Poochyena shouldn't be too hard since I'm almost TEN LEVEL ABOVE HIM IDK
1 hit KO!
Wait
That's it?
I'm kind of disappointed
SWEET MONEY NVM :V
In the meantime YAY SUPER POTION
Class? How do you think THIS battle's going to go?
Hi Rick
Imma kill your pokemon nao
Oh this is gonna be good
Like I said. NEXT
Huh. I don't know what to say about this.
All gone
Cause
you know
it was totally hard
at least spending eternity in the grass has SOME benefits I guess
Wow these guys are everywhere aren't they?
NUUU NOT THE PUPPY DAMMIT
IF I KILL IT FASTER I'LL FEEL LESS BAD RIGHT?!
Taillow? The heck's a Taillow?
Does it have a tail?
BY JOVE I was right!
Seriously originality never hurt anything Nintendo
DINNER TIME COME AND GET IT!!!
Aaaand that's why you fail
Is taking money from people who lose like a regular thing around here?
Cause if I get caught by the cops I'm SCREWED
..........
Why do all of the plants dance?
Well I was never one to deny free stuff
I'm telling you no normal 4-year-old would know what loamy or aplomb is
Or certain teenagers
WAIT I KILLED IT?!?! DAMMIT TAKE THEM BACK!!!
Oh. Well. Since the time thing doesn't work I'll just take them with me
I MEAN WHAT HAS THE ENVIRONMENT DONE FOR ME Y'KNOW
Imma take these while I'm at it
SWEET can I meet Dad there?
I think I can WEEE lettsago!
But first ANNOYING TRAINER HRRRG
Sorry missed one there, but THAT'S RUDE
Maaaaan not another puppy!
Some SERIOUS animal cruelty going on here, I swear....
I'll make it quick and painless little puppy
Duwah?
DOHOHO IT'S ADORABLE!!!
Okay THERE'S some originality I feel better now Nintendo
PEW PEW
Huh. I'm guessing it's not a bug type. Grass maybe?
Well I guess since there isn't a fungus type that I'll just go with that
Yeah screw you too
Oh sweet money how I love you so
I think it's safe to say you have the TOTALLY WRONG MINDSET HERE
Cause you know I just defeated you with ONE POKEMON
More grass weeee
I luv u Reiko
Huh
Maybe I should level her up or something
LEVEL THREE YOU SHALL BE ERADICATED
GO REIKO!
KICK ITS ASS!!!
.............
You didn't see but she did a critical hit first time!
I think I'll love you some more Reiko <3
UH OH
Pyralis you wanna help out?
TAKE THAT
Cool she leveled up!
SWEET I'M HERE
But first
Reikoooo my luuuuvvvvv
YOU BETTER
Have they ever denied anyone?
And what exactly does it heal?
Like, bruises and scratches?
Or like broken bones?
And like any good game, these never get answered
So I'm still completely convinced that there's more than three pokemon here, so I'll go back
YAAAAY
You know from personal experience this seemingly dangerous sounding move is probably pathetic
AND WHAT DO YA KNOW I'm right
Dammit
Hey look another level up
And another antidote WEEE
And yet ANOTHER level
Wut
Oh.
My.
God.
THIS IS SO CUTE
I WANT YOU PLEASE DON'T DIE
HAAA it only knows growl how cute!
PLEASE WORK ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FOR THE LOVE OF POKEMON GOD
aaaand then it froze
DSBWIVOVQHIEFHBGQEOFQHIBFQBEFQEWHYYYYYYY
hbvshivaqehoiaqeofqfqwfqw
you guys I had to go back SO FAR
SOOOO FARRRRRR
I'm gonna cry
SOB
SOB
Moral of the story? SAVE YO SHIT
nivnbdsoivnbfiweofbqoiebqI'm so pissed
AND THAT RALTS WAS SO CUTE WHY?!?!?!
Reiko~
hnucioacoiabvcoabvaofwqstill pissed screw it
Imma end the tutorial here for now, I have a HELL of a lot of catching up to do
Let's hope Ralts returns and won't MESS UP MY GAME THIS TIME HRRRG
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