Normal Guy VS Edward Cullen VS Robert Carmon

[ranguvar42]

(Mervin, sorry about forgetting the cut last time. I do know how to do them, I promise. ;)]

Title: Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen vs Robert Carmon

Author: ranguvar42

Fandom: Twilight

Summary: Another parody of The Normal Guy vs Edward Cullen using two characters from my upcoming novel. Robert is a werewolf and Maeve is his wife.

Word Count: 555

Rating: PG

Comments

[madforbeyond]

-Smiles- No matter how many times I read these, I still love them. Congrats!

[ranguvar42]

Thank you!

And me too.

[stormswift]

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Robert's not much of a driver.

Ha! I enjoy these kinds of deconstructions because it shows that, hey, taste is subjective! What a radical notion! It's almost like "women" (quotes because...let's be honest, these things are aimed at Cosmo's/some dudebro's notion of those crazy womenfolk) are not a monolithic hivemind! What one person likes is not necessarily what another person finds attractive! News at 11!

And hey, maybe I prefer the person driving to have both hands on the wheel, list writer. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT OF COURSE NOT.

[ranguvar42]

Why, I do believe you've made a breakthrough! The idea that not all women like the same thing is just astonishing! :0 ;)

And yeah, if I'm in a car with someone, keep both hands at ten and two, please.