Day 52, Evening - Sirius Black

[suddenlysirius]

Funny story. Stop me if you've heard it before. One minute, I'm in my flat with a very inappropriate and adult series of events in play which are hereby censored from this journal broadcast. The next minute, I'm standing in this room with one Mr. Gregory West. Picture it, if you will: I'm trying to secure my trousers and he's telling me I'm

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[thegooddrjones]

Excuse me, but... what's your name?

[suddenlysirius]

Doesn't that joke start with "knock, knock"? You know. Knock, knock. Who's there?

[thegooddrjones]

[Oh god, she doesn't even need to know]

Charming, just ruddy charming.

[suddenlysirius]

Don't I know it.

Knock, knock.

[a_tricky_one]

Epics and Ballads, huh? Who are you then? Beowulf? Odysseus? Mark Wahlberg?

[suddenlysirius]

Ooh, close!

[a_tricky_one]

Donnie Wahlberg!?! Back to being the new kid on the block, I see.

[suddenlysirius]

I have a funny feeling I'm missing a really important pop-culture reference here.

[sirjamesithy]

Dear Sweet Merlin!

Sirius??

[suddenlysirius]

I really am popular today. Who's this?

[sirjamesithy]

You are only popular because you know *me*.

[suddenlysirius]

...

James?

[fucktonofcoffee]

Wow, and I thought he took me from a fucking bad time.

[suddenlysirius]

Bad time? I'm having a ball.

[fucktonofcoffee]

If I got napped from when I was about to get fucking laid, I'd consider it a bad time.

[suddenlysirius]

It was bad timing, that's true.

It just wasn't meant to be.