Day 52, Evening - Sirius Black

[suddenlysirius]

Funny story. Stop me if you've heard it before. One minute, I'm in my flat with a very inappropriate and adult series of events in play which are hereby censored from this journal broadcast. The next minute, I'm standing in this room with one Mr. Gregory West. Picture it, if you will: I'm trying to secure my trousers and he's telling me I'm

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[fucktonofcoffee]

Wow, and I thought he took me from a fucking bad time.

[suddenlysirius]

Bad time? I'm having a ball.

[fucktonofcoffee]

If I got napped from when I was about to get fucking laid, I'd consider it a bad time.

[suddenlysirius]

It was bad timing, that's true.

It just wasn't meant to be.

[fucktonofcoffee]

West is the fucking king of bad timing.

[suddenlysirius]

Who're you, again?

[fucktonofcoffee]

Debra Morgan.

[suddenlysirius]

Well, hello Debra Morgan. I'm Sirius. Sirius Black.

[fucktonofcoffee]

Are you Gary Oldman?

[suddenlysirius]

What?

[fucktonofcoffee]

Yeah, guessing fucking not. He was hot.

[suddenlysirius]

I did say my name was Sirius, right?