Assembly this Morning: Safety Training

[twilightu]

Assembly Topic: Technique Training from the Athletic Department

Due to the recent rise in injuries among the student body, the athletic department has requested that everyone complete an in-depth technique training on how to properly execute the “spider monkey.” There are two parts to this training for: (1) the spider monkey transporter (aka, the

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[catchester]

Stop being tough. You are too scared of him. And for the record, you really shouldn’t have said that.

You girls, at least i assume you're girls. If not, you're gay, right? If not, will you marry me?

Sorry, went off on a bit of a tangent there, bad habit i picked up from Ed and Izzy.

Anyway, you girls have a wonderful turn of phrase, you always make me smile.

Um, did i just ask a professor to marry me? Riiight. I'll just be turning beet red and crawling into that hole. Bye!

[twilightu]

I guess it's not going to ruin our anonymity if we let you in on the fact we are girls. After all, by writing about Twilight we kind of narrowed ourselves down, now didn't we?

Now, the proposal. I am sorry to inform you that our code of ethics strictly prohibits us from relationships with students. Although, they don't specify whether we can have a secret dating relationship until the student has graduated, and THEN get married, so I would assume that is an option. That being said, our answer is: okay.

We're just glad we aren't the only ones amused by this insanity.

[catchester]

*gulp* *swoon* *Trip* *thud*

Yesh! I's geddin mawied!

Shorry, i now hash a fick lip. Yoush dont 'ave a wampire ice pack 'andy, do yoush?