The staff at TwilightUniversity would like to apologize for the long absence. We currently operate on the Twilight All-or-Nothing schedule, which may explain the beginning of our winter break coinciding with the release of Twilight and ending with this article.

And because TwilightU and RPattz are like this, you know, like THIS, we managed to get ( Read more... )

From us here at TwilightU, we hope that you all had a happy and safe New Year's!


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We have scheduled this emergency announcement to share the news that there has been sightings of a Christmas stalker in various locations, including places of work, trees, and dark corners of bedrooms. To ensure that our students can identify this stalker, Prof. Pattz and Prof. Stew have created a life-size (give or take) representation of what he ( Read more... )

Time is running out to make the TwiHard in your life a happy girl (or emo boy) for Christmas. As a public service, the staff at Twilight University has compiled a list of must-have Twilight accessories for every preteen and TwiMom. Just print the list and head out to your local Twilight Superstore (aka Hot Topic). Nothing celebrates the Birth of ( Read more... )

It has come to our attention that presale tickets for Twilight are now available in several areas. For those of you who have websites devoted to, or frequent websites dedicated to, the likes of Twilight, the day is finally here. This is the day that you are now free to go to fandango and silently EEEEEPPPPP* when trying to control your trembling ( Read more... )

These last few weeks have been full of Twilight movie releases: the extended trailer, the companion book, the stills. Just when it seemed like they must be running out of NEW and EXCITING movie-related releases: an Exclusive World Premier will be presented tomorrow night on a television near you. (And I am sure it will be on YouTube 15 minutes ( Read more... )

Start saving your babysitting money now!

Kansascity.com has been thoughtful enough to compile the Twilight Shopping Calendar. This can only beg the question, why is kansascity.com the first place that I found out about THIS. What in the land of WTFdom is this? You know, this kind of reminds me of something… Hmmmm. Please note, however, that Leo’s ( Read more... )

Assembly Topic: Technique Training from the Athletic Department

Due to the recent rise in injuries among the student body, the athletic department has requested that everyone complete an in-depth technique training on how to properly execute the “spider monkey.” There are two parts to this training for: (1) the spider monkey transporter (aka, the ( Read more... )

OME PEOPLE!!! Do you know what day it is? DO YOU? It is of course. THE day. You know what it is!!!

ROALD DAHL DAY!!!!!!
Oh, yeah. And Bella Swan's Bday. Happy happy 19th birthday. Again.

We hope that during your time here at Twilight University you will get involved with as many extracurricular activities as your interest, schedule, and scholastic pursuits permit. Of course, if you do not sleep, there is really no excuse for shunning these clubs. You can't stalk while she is awake. Time to broaden your horizons.

There are many ( Read more... )