there has been a party of some sort at my house every single night from the first of the month to the ninth. that is nine godamn days of partys all at my house all with me completely plastered in days. probably would have continued longer but i got sick. (not just hung over ( Read more... )

downwards again
into the lowest of the
low
low rent and 211
quadriphobic motherfucks
pulling me down.

party?
tonight?
my place?

friday nights have yet to fail,
and i didn't have a friday yesterday.

why do people have to be such goddamn assholes sometimes? if something doesn't affect you, then it doesn't matter to you, and there is no reason for you to go try to get them in trouble. you weren't neglected, affected, or subjected, so don't try to fuck me over you stupid self-righteous bitch. i expected better from you.

sunday:totaled my car. i fucking FLIPPED it. but coty and i walked away with out a scratch.

monday:got harassed with peyton by an asshole out side of the mall. threw my nalgene full of beer all over him. soaked him. felt alot better. was approached by the cops, who totally took my side! still a shitty experience.

red rover is thrashed.

i'm broke

in a haze

tummy hurts

work shirt dirty

transit trash

trannie thug

john

soaked him

spanging skills

low end settling in

spokane?

metro/hitch-hike/meet dyke

casual dating

broccoli cheese

late for work

gay for pay

thrashed red rover

thanks for a great spur of the moment party kids! last night was so fabulous and soooooo did not wake up at 6am to drive down to corvallis. actually, i think the clock said 4:52 when i finally crawled into bed, so there really wasn't anychance of that actually happening ( Read more... )

alright, it didn't work for me but jeremiah posted a pic of her in a comment...so go look at her bitches.

isn't she adorable... no, i mean hot.

Go to google.com ( Read more... )

went to bend with tyson this weekend, orgy in a bathtub got 1st place in r2 coed rafting competition, i won a sweetass pair of chakos, got to kick it in the hot tub with the the dirty rafters, drink free beer, raft the deshutes, eat free food, and overall have a great time ( Read more... )

Carrie Hevner Elmore's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cake Hank

Your fashion designer name is Carrie Athens

Your socialite name is Carebear San Francisco

Your fly girl / guy name is C Elm

Your detective name is Coyote North

Your barfly name is Scone Southern Comfort

Your soap opera name is Hevner Chemeketa

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