i got drunk-dialed by my mom and two of my aunts last night, up in lexington, having an irish princess night. i about peed my pants. mom cant say shit to me anymore about drinking
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ho! the first time was NOT MY FAULT. miss "oh no please please sleep in the room tonight to protect me so i dont make out with him i love you please dont leave me" and then i stay and you DO IT ANYWAY!!! wake my ass the hell up while youre at it! that NULLIFIES your rights to calling ME the ho. you da ho. ho.
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ps- it's YOUR fault. it's called knocking.
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