amusements
i got drunk-dialed by my mom and two of my aunts last night, up in lexington, having an irish princess night. i about peed my pants. mom cant say shit to me anymore about drinking.
katherine and i went to horsetooth and some crazy boater was going in circles for no reason. its ok, crazy boater. we sometimes feel as though we too are going in circles in life. you are a metaphor. weird.
grizzly man should have gotten shot by poachers if he really wanted to make a statement. cos saying hell die for those bears just got ironic and funny when he died for their dinner and not for their protection from the dangers of encroaching civilization.
to whitney: that will teach you to make assumptions. because I KNOW EVERYTHING. and if i dont witness it firsthand, ill still find out or figure it out. im not a dumbass. so dont be embarrassed. you cant help it i was trained by the kgb. im thisclose to being a ninja. im like a ninja, only much less subtle and way more prone to anger and i cant really jump from rooftops and crap but i can drink you under the table and still kick your ass and/or beat information from you before shipping your ass to siberia. so basically im just an angry russian booze hound and nothing like a ninja, but you get the idea.
katherine and i went to horsetooth and some crazy boater was going in circles for no reason. its ok, crazy boater. we sometimes feel as though we too are going in circles in life. you are a metaphor. weird.
grizzly man should have gotten shot by poachers if he really wanted to make a statement. cos saying hell die for those bears just got ironic and funny when he died for their dinner and not for their protection from the dangers of encroaching civilization.
to whitney: that will teach you to make assumptions. because I KNOW EVERYTHING. and if i dont witness it firsthand, ill still find out or figure it out. im not a dumbass. so dont be embarrassed. you cant help it i was trained by the kgb. im thisclose to being a ninja. im like a ninja, only much less subtle and way more prone to anger and i cant really jump from rooftops and crap but i can drink you under the table and still kick your ass and/or beat information from you before shipping your ass to siberia. so basically im just an angry russian booze hound and nothing like a ninja, but you get the idea.