Title: 5 Minutes
Author: twentyeytako
Pairing(s):RyoDa
Rating:PG15 to be safe
Genre:Fluff? Romance? Comedy? Crack?
Beta by: me. *yep.*
Disclaimer: i still think i'm one of Johnny's lost nieces or granddaughters and i will inherit the company when he retires. until that happens, i do';t own any of them. The story is not really an original of mine. got it from Nick and Norah's Infinite playlist.
Summary: Ryo needs to get rid of his obsessed fan. Tatsuya's babysitting his devilish cousin. Will he agree? *GAAAAAAAAAAAH. Summary sucks. It has no connection whatsoever to the story*
Everyone scattered around the place looking for Yamapi. Tatsuya was near the stage when he saw Ryo talking to someone.
"Aya?" Tatsuya said once he realized who Ryo was talking to.
"Tatsuya! I knew you were here! By the way, this is Ken. You know, the guy I was telling you about." Aya said as he pulled closer the guy who was standing next to her.
Tatsuya just shrugged. Ueto Aya is his classmate and rival. Aya always competes with him in everything. Yamapi always say that Aya is insecure with him.
"Did you find him?" Tatsuya asked Ryo.
"What?Who?"
"Yamapi. Did you find him?" Tatsuya asked again.
"Uhmm--"
"Oh my gad! You know each other?" Aya suddenly asked.
"Uhmmm. Yeah. We get along. You know him?" Tatsuya asked.
"He's my ex. The one I was telling you and Yamapi about." Aya said and chuckled.
"Oh. Yeah. Right."
Before it gets more awkward, Tatsuya saw Yamapi making out with some girl. He excused himself and approached Yamapi. Ryo who's been staring at Aya and his new boyfriend followed him. When they were gone, Aya had an annoyed look on her face.
"You're so lovely honey." Yamapi said as he kissed the girl again.
"Pi! Help! I just made out with Aya's ex. Gahd I'm stupid." Tatsuya said but Yamapi ignored him
Tatsuya pulled him off the girl. Yamapi who can't stand up because of his drunken state fell on the floor. Tatsuya grabbed him and supported him so he can stand up. Ryo came and helped him with Yamapi.
"He's drunk." Ryo said.
"I think that's obvious.How're we supposed to get back to the hotel like this? He can't drive at this state." Tatsuya said.
"I have a car. I'll drive you there." Ryo said.
"What about his car?"
Ryo didn't answer.
"Oh what the heck. I'll just tell Kame to let Jin drive it." Tatsuya said.
They half carried Yamapi out of the bar and again saw Aya and his boyfriend near the exit.
"Ryo, I need you.Give me a ride?" Aya said.
"Get out of the way Aya.The car's full." Tatsuya said.
"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Ryo. Please Ryo? We need to see Where's Fluffy." Aya said.
"Hey there Aya! Want to go with me?" Yamapi said.
"He's drunk. Better take him home." Aya said.
"That's what we're going to do. Get out of the way." Tatsuya walked out of the bar dragging Yamapi and Ryo with him.
"I guess the car is really full. I'll just get a cab." Aya yelled to them but no one paid attention to her.
"Can't believe you're doing this to me Pi. Where's Fluffy's playing and I'm out taking care of you and Kame. Damn it." Tatsuya said as he and Ryo placed
Yamapi at the back of the car.
"So we're taking the cab?" Tatsuya asked.
"No. This is my car." Ryo said.
Hi car was rusty and yellow in color which made Tatsuya think that it was a cab.
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's fine. I get it all the time. Just...get in." Ryo said and they both got in the car.
A few minutes has passed and they were still on the parking lot. Ryo's car wasn't starting and he was beginning to feel embarassed as Tatsuya sighed on his seat. Their back passenger was laying on the seat talking in his sleep. Ryo tried everything but his car really won't start.
*beep beep*
An old van parked right in front of them. Inside were all of Ryo's band members, Kame and Jin.
"Talk to Ryo and I'll talk to Tatsuya. Just send him over here." Yu said. Everyone got out of the van while Yu went to the back to sort some stuff.
"Hey! I knew your car would be like this." Tacchon said as he opened Ryo's door.
"Tat-chan, Jin and I will take Yamapi's car to the hotel okay?" Kame said.
"That's what I was supposed to tell you. Go ahead. Just promise you won't be making out on the car. At least wait till you get to your hotel room." Tatsuya said.
"Okay then. We'll go ahead." Kame said as he grabbed Jin's hand and ran away with Jin to find Yamapi's car.
"Uhmm.Tatsuya, I think Yu needs you in the van." Yasu said as he pulled Tatsuya out of the car.
"Hello?" Tatsuya called as he peeked inside the van.
"Great! you're here! You're so gorgeous." Yu said as he eyed Tatsuya.
"What?"
"Hmmm. Let's just say were not a big fan of his ex and we think you're the one who can save Ryo from her evilness. Besides, someone told me you were making out earlier in the bar." Yu said.
Outside, Yasu pulled Ryo in the sidewalk while Tacchon fixed his car.
"Do not talk to Tatsuya about Aya, okay Ryo? I mean it. Look, We'll do you a favor. We'll take their drunk friend back to the hotel and you two can go and find Fluffy. We heard in the radio that they're playing in the city at the after hours. It's like a treasure hunt. Go and find them with Tatsuya. Text us when you do and we'll meet you there. Try to be gay for once in your life. Believe me, nothing could possibly go wrong." Yasu said.
Tatsuya who was still inside the van saw that the car was done.
"Look, this is not gonna work. I know he's hang up on Aya. I know all about the songs he sends her." Tatsuya said.
"You look gorgeous okay? And let me tell you something. Ryo is definitely worth it. He just needs a little push. As much as we love him being straight, it wouldn't be bad if he start swinging our way. He's definitely better of with a hot guy like you than with a bitchy girl like her." Yu said.
"Agh. I gotta get Pi back to the hotel." Tatsuya said.
"We'll do it. Just go and find Fluffy with him." Yu said.
Tatsuya looked out to see Ryo. He looks so innocent and warm.
Yamapi who was still inside the car couldn't take all the noise and locked the car. Realizing what just happened, Ryo, Yasu and Tacchon knocked on the window and ordered him to open it.
"Shut up. You're too noisy! I can't sleep." Yamapi said.
The three continued knocking. Tacchon even banged the roof.
"Hey!Stop it! This is not a toy car you know." Ryo said.
"Whoops. Sorry Nishiki." Tacchon said.
Tatsuya came out of the van and pushed aside Yasu.
"Fuck! Pi open the car!" Tatsuya screamed over and over until Yamapi finally unlocked it.
Once the car was open, Yasu and Tacchon grabbed Yamapi and brought him to the van.
"Hey! If you touch one hair on his head, I'll murder all of you. Got it?" Tatsuya yelled at the three.
Yu just waved at him.
"He'll be okay. They're not gonna kill him or anything." Ryo said and gave a nervous laugh.
Tatsuya just raised an eyebrow and got in the car.
They drove away from the bar and started their search for Where's Fluffy.
"So where do you think fluffy's going to be?" Ryo asked Tatsuya.
"Should we try Shinjuku?"
"That's good. Shinjuku it is then." Ryo said
"But you know, Fluffy's not going on 'till it's super late so I guess we have time to kill then." Tatsuya said.
Ryo just drove the car to their destination as Tatsuya explored his cds and inserted one on the player.
"So, all your friends are gay right?" Tatsuya said.
"Not all my friends" Ryo replied
"Not all your friends but the ones in the van are gay."
"Yeah. I mean. All of them are gay. Yes. One hundred percent. Gay every single day of their life."
"Okaaaay."
"If anyone's gonna get raped in that van, it's going to be a guy." Ryo said.
"That's goo--wait, what? Pi's a guy." Tatsuya said.
"Oh. yeah yeah. Right. Sorry. Don't worry, I don't think they'll do anything to him. They don't do drunk men.Anyway, you wanna get a drink or something?" Ryo asked to get away from the topic of his friends.
"I don't drink." Tatsuya said
"Me too. I don't drink." Tatsuya looked at Ryo weirdly.
"You don't? Really?"
"I have low alcohol tolerance so I'd rather not drink."
"Fine. Whatever you say."
There was an awkward silence between the two of them and Tatsuya just stared outside the window as Ryo focused on driving.
"You can just drop me off somewhere if you want." Tatsuya said as he can't stand the awkwardness between the two of them.
Ryo was slowing down when a guy suddenly went in front of his car and stopped him.
"Yo! Taxi!" The guy opened the back door and let himself and his girlfriend in.
"Uhmm. Excuse me--" Ryo was trying to tell them that he was't a bad driver but it was too late.
"Shibuya." The guy instructed and started making out with his girlfriend.
"Shibuya?" Ryo asked Tatsuya and the other just sighed and told him to just drive.
They decided to continue talking to distract themselves from the moaning at the back seat.
"So you're from Hokkaido?" Ryo asked
"Yep."
"I'm from Osaka."
Again there was silence but Ryo immediately broke it.
"So are you going off to college?" Ryo asked
"I dunno. I got into Kyoto University but I have a job lined up and I really don't know but I have to make up my mind fast since they're only holding my application in Kyoto until tomorrow." Tatsuya replied pushing away the foot that keeps poking his head.
"I'm going to Osaka University. " Ryo said.
"Oh Yeah?"
"It's near my place." Ryo said. The girls hand was landing on his head.
"That's cool." Tatsuya said.
"If you go to Kyoto, we'll be an hour away from each other." Ryo said.
They finally arrived in Shibuya.
"Okay. Here's your stop. Please get out." Ryo said.
"Thanks dude. How much do I owe you?" The guy asked.
" 950 yen" Ryo said.
The guy handed him a thousand and went out.
"Please don't slam my door." Ryo called out as the girl went out of the car.
"Charged a little extra for the cleaning.Thanks for sticking out with me" Ryo told Tatsuya and the other just smiled.
They kept staring and smiling at each other when the last song ended and Ryo's voice can be heard.
...so that's it Aya. A song for for my broken heart...
Ryo immediately ejected the cd and apologized to Tatsuya.
"That's not real.Sorry 'bout that. Can we just laugh about this?"
"I need to pee." Tatsuya said
"Okay. Go pee." Ryo replied
Tatsuya got out of the car and enterd the club nearby and went to the bathroom. He pulled out his phone and dialed Pi's number.
"Tomohisa, pick up the phone!" Tatsuya said getting frustrated.
He went inside one of the stalls and re-dialed Pi's number.
******
Yu, Tacchon and Yasu were talking about changing their band's name for the nth time.
"Look Yu, I'm sick and tired of arguing about our band's name" Tacchon said.
"What about the Fuck Offs? Doesn't that sound good?" Yu asked
"Fuck Offs? I thought we'll stick with Hyper?" Yasu, who was driving, asked.
"I got it. What about Going Balls Deep?" Tacchon said.
"That's sick." Yasu said.
Yamapi who was at the back of the van heard everything and started to panic.
They pulled over and went to a diner to get some food. Yamapi who thought he was kidnapped ran out of the car.
******
Tatsuya gave up on calling Pi and slammed his fist on the walls of the bathroom stall. He was thinking of what to do when he saw Where's Fluffy's logo on the walls. He followed the logos and soon found out the address to where Fluffy is playing.
"Ginza! I found a clue!"
He got out of the bathroom and out of the club looking for Ryo. The other was standing beside his car waiting patiently for him.
Tatsuya pulled Ryo inside the car.
"You're not gonna believe this!"
Next thing Ryo know, they're off to Ginza.
"So can't we talk about how cool Where's Fluffy is?" Tatsuya asked
"They're my favorite band in the world." Ryo said
"They're MY favorite band in the world." Tatsuya said excitedly.
"I've gotten so many people into that band."
"Me too!
"I think I was the first person in the band to hear their song. Ever." Ryo said.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I think I was. We went to see them one time in Osaka but it was a fraud. The Riots were the ones there."
"The Riots? That makes me wanna die."
"I hate them. You know, I was the one that got her into Where's Fluffy. It was me. She's never even heard of them until I gave her a cd."
Tatsuya looked annoyed.
"Aya. I'm talking about Aya." Ryo said.
"Is that right?"
"Uhmm. How well do you know about each other? Do you go to the same school? Do you talk a lot? Do you talk about her new boyfriend?" Ryo asked
"Wow. I cannot believe Aya dated a good-boy like you. I mean... Can I just ask? What did you see in her? I couldn't stand that girl." Tatsuya said.
"Is this how you talk about your friend?" Ryo asked sarcastically.
"So now I'm the bad guy? I can't believe this. You really think I'm the bad guy?"
"If you really wanna know, she's the only one that supported our band when no one else would. Not that it's your business anyway."
"Okay, that's it. I can't do this." Tatsuya finally said.
"Do what?"
"Just make a U-turn and drop me off the last street. I'll find my own way." Tatsuya said.
"Perfect."
"I refuse to be treated this way." Tatsuya's voice was getting a little louder.
"You don't have to yell. We're next to each other."
"Just drop me off!" Tatsuya screamed.
"I will!" Ryo suddenly made a U-turn which surprised Tatsuya.
They stopped over the sidewalk and Tatsuya got out of the car.
"Are you crazy?!" Tatsuya asked as he slammed the car doors.
Ryo made his way out of the car too.
"I don't know what I did to make you this angry!" Ryo said
"Nothing. this is ridiculous!"
"You don't know me"
"Oh believe me, I know you!" Tatsuya said
"You know me?"
"Yes. You're an emo punk who's obsessed with his ex-girlfriend." Tatsuya said. He was so frustrated that he doesn't care if people on the streets are looking at him.
"You know it's funny that Aya never mentioned you but she did mention some rigid, insecure brat who's jelous of her..."
"Jelous? I'm jelous?" Tatsuya walked over to Ryo.
"...and who was a complete bitch.So now I know who exactly she's talking about." Ryo continued
"Oh really? Let's bring it on punk!"
"So sweetheart, you think you can---" Ryo was just getting into his teasing when Tatsuya punched him on the gut.
"I AM NOT JELOUS! ARGH!"
Ryo coughed For his life as Tatsuya walked away from him and pulled out his phone to call a friend.Ryo's phone rang and tried hard to answer it.
"Hello? *cough*" Ryo said.
"Nishiki!" Yu from the other line said.
"Great. It's a great night."
"So, how's it going?" Yu asked
"It was amazing until he punched the air out of me." Ryo said.
"Oooooh. Kinky." yu said and laughed.
"What's up with you guys?" ryo asked
"Well, everything's fine here Nishiki it's just that we sorta kinda lost the guy."
"What guy?"
"You, know. The guy."
"What?"
"yeah. Well, we just went out to get some food and then he's gone."
"Yu, that's not acceptable."
"I know. so, want us to pick you up?" Yu asked as if nothing happened.
"You need to find him." Ryo said
"We already looked everywhere Nishiki. He's not here.He's gone. So, now I think it's time to forget about our losses and go find Fluffy."
Ryo hang up on Yu and walked up to Tatsuya who's trying hard to hail a cab
"Hey." Ryo called out and Tatsuya turned to see him.
"They lost Yamapi." Ryo said.
"What?"
Autho's Note: I wonder how many chapter this fic will be. 3? 4? maybe 3? I KNOW RIGHT! IT'S A LAME MULTICHAPTERED FIC IF IT'S ONLY 3 CHAPTERS but what the heck. LOL. I'll try hard to finish this in time for Ryo's birthday which is...gasp...the day after tomorrow. anyway...
I already said this is inspired by the book Nick and Norah's infinite Playlist and because I can't find my book to serve as my guide, I downloaded the movie.
LOL. So now I have a clear idea on what will happen.:D anyway, If you're confused as to what WHERE'S FLUFFY is, they're the band that Ryo and Tatsuya are looking for. It's the same band name in the book/movie. I'm too lazy to think of a band name so I kinda sticked to it planned to change it to WHERE'S LUFFY but i only ROFLMAO
PS: HAVE YOU SEEN RYO'S PV ? CODE? HE KILLED ME! THE SMILE IN THE END KILLED ME. WHY RYO WHY?!.