Title: 5 Minutes
Author: twentyeytako
Pairing(s):RyoDa
Rating:PG15 to be safe
Genre:Fluff? Romance? Comedy? Crack?
Beta by: me. *yep.*
Disclaimer: i still think i'm one of Johnny's lost nieces or granddaughters and i will inherit the company when he retires. until that happens, i don't own any of them. The story is not really an original of mine. got it from Nick and Norah's Infinite playlist.
Summary: Ryo needs to get rid of his obsessed fan. Tatsuya's babysitting his devilish cousin. Tatsuya's babysitting his devilish cousin. Ryo asks for Tatsuya's help. Will he agree?*SUMMARY SUCKS! it has no connection whatsoever to the story! GAAAAAAH*
COMMENTS are uber <3
Ryo and Tatsuya were waiting for Yu, Yasu and Tacchon to arrive and when they did, they left Ryo's car and got in the van.
"All right! We're having a search party!" Yasu said.
"Yey! A search party!" Yu repeated
"Oh Gahd." Tatsuya muttered and sighed.
"Tacchon begin to drive and the other two kept on calling for Yamapi's name through the windows.
"Yamapi! Where the hell can you be?" the two screamed.
"Hey! Guys! We need to be adults right now you know. Shut up." Ryo said
******
"Sorry but I don't have 1000 yen." Yamapi told the lady at the train station he was still tipsy from all the alcohol he consumed.
"How much do you have there?" The lady asked
"100 yen" Yamapi said and smiled
"100 yen won't take you anywhere."
"Ok, you know I was out with my friends tonight and then I don't know what happened but I was at the back of a van full of gay guys from a band and they were talking about going balls deep. Sounds like fun but it scared the hell out of me." Yamapi said slowly
The lady looked at him weirdly then shut her window at him.
"Meanie." Yamapi said as he walked away from the ticketing window.
******
While looking for Yamapi, they again came to the topic of their band's name.
"I don't think Hyper isn't hardcore enough" Ryo said.
"We are not calling ourselves the Fuck Offs." Tacchon said.
"Why? It's a good name. It's better than Going Balls Deep." Yasu said.
"Hey! We got a say on this group too Tacchon." Yu said
"Oh yeah? who are you in this group?" Tacchon asked
"I'm the lead singer you brat!" Yu replied
Tacchon and Yu began arguing more.
Tacchon was reaching his limit and suddenly stepped on the brakes. Tatsuya lost his balance and knocked his head on the windows.
"Ouch!"
"You alright?" Ryo asked
"I can't believe I'm missing Where's Fluffy for this."
The arguements stopped and all eyes were on Tatsuya.
"Where's Fluffy? Where?" Yasu asked excitedly.
"Supposedly Ginza..." Ryo replied.
Cheers came from the three.
"...but we can't go because we need to relocate the entire body that you manage to lose." Ryo said.
"Thank you very much." Tatsuya said.
"Oh come on! Okay, listen, he's probably there. The guy likes to party. I say we have a drive by." Yasu said.
"No. Absolutley no drive bys.Look, the sooner we find Yamapi, the sooner we can fin Fluffy and the sooner this night will be over." Tatsuya said.
Tacchon began to speed away and Tatsuya again bumped his head in the window.
"Ouch! What the hell is wrong with this night! Why am I stuck with a fistful of assholes!" Tatsuya said in frustration.
"Fistful of Assholes! I like it!" Yu said.
"That's the perfect neme for us. Fistful of Assholes it is."Yasu agreed.
******
Yamapi wondered around the train station and then settled in the bathroom. Tatsuya and the others arrived in the train station and looked around the station.They met up at the lobby after a few minutes.
"He's not here." Yu said.
"Didn't find him either." Yasu said.
Tatsuya tried to dial Yamapi's number again.
Yamapi was falling asleep on one of the cubicles when his cellphone rang. He slowly flipped it ipen and answered it.
"Hello?" He sounded sleepy.
"Bastard! Where the hell are you?" Tatsuya screamed at him.
"Are you angry? I'm sorry." Yamapi said
"Where are you?" Tatsuya asked again
"I don't know." Yamapi
"What do you mean you don't know? Go and find out!" Tatsuya said.
Yamapi slowly stood up then loud music began to play inside the bathroom.
"Hello? Pi?" Tatsuya asked as he can hear the sounds from where Yamapi was.
"Hello? Tatsuya?" Yamapi asked
"I can't hear you. Where are you?" Tatsuya asked again.
Yamapi walked around the bathroom but being a little tipsy, he tripped on his own foot and accidentally hang up on Tatsuya. He lie on the bathroom floor laughing by himself.
"Shit. He hanged up on me." Tatsuya said
"So you don't know where he is?" Ryo asked
"No but there was loud music playing on the background." Tatsuya said.
"Music? I knew it! He's in Ginza. He's probably partying there without us." Yu said.
Tatsuya sighed. Maybe Yamapi is in Ginza.
"okay. Let's go to Ginza." Tatsuya said.
The three cheered and ran back to their van as Ryo and Tatsuya followed. A few minutes later, they were parking in front of a club club in Ginza. A long line was formed and a guard was blocking the entrance.
Ryo and the others were about to fall in line when Tatsuya walked up to the front and was greeted with a smile by the guard.
"Ok, get in." Tatsuya told them and the three immediately went inside the club as Ryo looked suspiciously at Tatsuya. The other tried his best to avoid his gaze.
Once inside, Ryo asked Tatsuya something.
"Are you famous or something?" Ryo asked. Tatsuya felt a little nervous.
"What?" Tatsuya replied trying hard to drop the topic about him.
"Who are you?" Ryo asked
"I'm Tatsuya.I'm no one. I'm just the son of someone."
"Son of who?"
"My parents.Let's go.We need to find Yamapi." Tatsuya grabbed Ryo's hand and dragged him on the dancefloor.
Ryo stopped walking and Tatsuya also stopped.
"Hey, this is my song." Ryo said and let Tatsuya listened to the song that was playing.
"Really?"
"Yes. Wanna dance?"
"Uhmm. okay..."
The two of the danced together. Although Ryo's moves are a little weird, Tatsuya just copied him and they laughed at themselves. Yasu, Yu and Tacchon were also dancing somewhere.
"Hey, do you know the blow dryer?" Ryo asked. Tatsuya looked confused. Ryo placed his hands on Tatsuya's hair and ruffled it.
"That's the blow dryer? Let me do it to you." Tatsuya said
"Doesn't work on mine." Ryo said.
"Oh. yeah. Wow you're soft." Tatsuya said as he patted Ryo's hair again.
The three saw them and came to them dancing. Yasu was pushing Ryo closer to Tatsuya and Yu is doing the same to Tatsuya.
"I'm not doing anything. It's Yasu who's pushing me." Ryo said as he felt Tatsuya might think differently.
"I know I know." Tatsuya said.
They were starting to have some fun when someone pulled Tatsuya away.
"Hi there." The guy who pulled him said.
Before Tatsuya can even say "Hi", the guy already had his lips on Tatsuya's.Ryo and Tatsuya just watched as the two kiss in front of them.
"Hi baby!" The guy said.
"What are you doing her?" Tatsuya asked. He glanced at Ryo and the others.
"What am I doing here? What are you doing here? I'm waiting for Fluffy" Said the guy.
"We're looking for Yamapi." Tatsuya said
"Oh. Yamapi got lost again? Oh hi!" The guy said and greeted Ryo ad the others.
"Hi." Ryo replied.
"Uhmmm. Ryo, this is Subaru, Subaru this is Ryo. Aya's latest victim." Tatsuya said.
"Oh, serious? but--but you're in that gay band uhhhh-- We're Gay!" Subaru said getting they're band name wrong.
"It's Hyper and we're not all gay." Ryo said.
"Oh, yeah. You're pretty decent." Subaru said.
Ryo didn't say anything.
"If you may, I'll have Tatsuya okay?" Subaru said and pulled Tatsuya towards their table.
Subaru took Tatsuya's jacket off and hugged Tatsuya from behind and placed his chin on Tatsuya's shoulder. Tatsuya just let him be and focused on the MC
talking on stage. Ryo can't help but stare at the two. Yu and Yasu told him to enjoy and that Fluffy's up next.
"So are you all ready?" The MC asked
everyone cheered
"If you are...let's countdown... 5..4..3..2....Are You aready....for.....Are you Randy~"
A different band emerged from the stage and everyone boo'd.
"Shit. it's a fraud." Yu said.
They immediately got out of the club just like everyone else. Seeing Ryo leaving, Tatsuya stood up and followed them. Subaru tried to stop him but he ignored him.
Tatsuya tugged on Ryo's jacket to stop him from walking away.
"Hi." Tatsuya said weakly.
Ryo just stared at him. Cold wind blew and Tatsuya shivered a little. Ryo took off his jacket and gave it to him.
"Thanks." Tatsuya said. Ryo grabbed his hand and led him inside the van.
They continued driving and searched for Yamapi.
"So is that guy your boyfriend or something?" Ryo asked
"Sort of."
"He's sort of your boyfriend or he's you sort-of boyfriend?"
"he's sort of my ex boyfriend. Most of the time." Tatsuya said
"What is he the rest of the time?"
"We're friends."
"With benefits?"
"Yeah.It's a never ending story."
"Just like Aya and me."
"Nope. Yours ended remember? I mean--"
"Excuse me. you have an ex boyfriend or sort of ex but you go around kissing strangers?"
"Ha! Trust me you were desperate that time I need to help you." Tatsuya said.
"uhhhh, guys, i hate to break the love fest back there but can you please tell me where we're going?" Tacchon asked
"Look, I can narrow this down okay. Yamapi goes to the same places when he's drunk. Just go around Ebisu."
They arrived in Ebisu and stopped in front of a convenience store. Tatsuya was the only one who came down.
"Manager-san, did my friend drop by?" Tatsuya asked the manager who was busy cleaning up the floor.
"I think you know the answer to that. Your friend barfed in here again."
"i'm sorry. Do you know where he went?" Yamapi asked
"No idea."
Someone else came in the store and Tatsuya saw that it was Aya. He tried to walk away but she caught up with him.
"I thought you had a ride home? What, do you like him or something?" Aya asked.
"Well, do you?" Tatsuya asked back.
"Well, I was with the guy for 6 months.So.."
"yes, and you cheated on him for 6 months so..."
"You didn't tell him that did you?"
"No, I didn't tell him that."
"Good."
"That guy actually cried.I mean I made guys cry before but it really broke him.And I'm saying this for the both of you and I don't want the both of you to get hurt." Aya said
"What do you mean?"
"You know, he's not over me and you'll only get hurt and them he'll hurt himself more co's he's forced to like you."
Outside, Ryo and Tacchon were talking.
"I feel like she's playing with me." Ryo said
"Who are we talking about?" Tacchon asked
"Right now? Tatsuya. No, I mean Aya."
"You just haven't figured it out yet."
"What?"
"You know, IT. The big picture."
"I guess not."
"Ryo come one. The Beatles."
"What about them?"
"This..." Tacchon grabbed his hand and intertwined his with Ryo's.
"Look, other bands wanna make it about fame and fortune but the beatles had it all figured out.'I wanna hold your hand' is there first single. It's brilliant."
Inside the store, Aya's cellphone rang.
"Hello? Oh! How're yah? Tatsuya? He's here. Wait." Aya said and handed Tatsuya the phone.
"Who is it?"
"Yamapi."
Tatsuya immediately grabbed the phone.
"Where are you? I'm on the street." Yamapi said still sounding tipsy.
"Which street?"
"I dunno. It has lamp posts on it. It's so pretty." Yamapi said then hang up.
"Great. I have to look for a pretty lamp post now." Tatsuya said and was about to walk out when Aya called him.
"Uhhhh. Tatsuya, my phone?"
Tatsuya gave her back the phone and ran out of the store.
"Hey." Ryo greeted him when he came back.
"Are you alright?" Ryo asked
"Yeah. I'm fine.
"TATSUYAAAAAAA~"
They all looked for the perosn screaming and saw Yamapi close to crawling at the other side of the street.
"Pi!" Tatsuya called out.
"I'll go get him" Ryo said as he crossd and led Yamapi to the van.
They all got inside with Yamapi laying his head on Tatsuya's lap.Yamapi kept on murmuring on his sleep and Tatsuya just played with his hair.
"You know, I've been thinking more about Kyoto University" Tatsuya said.
"Yeah?"
"I think I'd be nice to know someone an hour away." Tatsuya said and smiled at Ryo.
Ryo smiled back
"I really wouldn't mind getting away from my minion duties."
Yu, Tacchon and Yasu were all smiling hearing what Ryo and Tatsuya. They drove back to where Ryo left his car.
"Oh shit." Yu suddenly said as they parked.
"What?" Ryo and Tatsuya asked.
They looked out the window to see Aya siiting on Ryo's car. When she saw them looking, she waved at them.
"maybe I should go and deal with it right now." Ryo told Tatsuya.
There was silence between them.
"how are you going to get home?" Ryo asked Tatsuya
"NISHIKI!" Yu screamed
"We'll get home fine. You guys can still drop us off right?" Tatsuya asked the three.
"Yeah." Yasu said disappointingly.
Ryo got out of the van but before closing the door, Tatsuya called for him.
"Yeah?" Ryo asked and peeked back inside.
"Nice meeting you." Tatsuya said almost in a whisper.
Ryo closed the door after a few moments. When Ryo was gone, Tatsuya felt lonely. He was so used to having Ryo with him even if it was only for that night that now that he's suddenly gone, he felt empty.
A/N: again, some lines are stolen from the movie. *kill me now* So i said this is the last part but i lied. I swear the next one's the last one. :D
Comment please! I wonder where the other readers from the 1st part are. i got loads of comments for the 1st part and got less in the second one. is it boring now? :( anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYO! I LOVE YOU LOADS! I WANNA KISS YOU BUT TAT-CHAN MIGHT KNOCK THE WIND OUT OF ME. :D
here's my present for Ryo. (credit to
teeas for the texture)