Noises from the bedroom
Title: Noises from the bedroom
Author: twentyeytako
Pairing(s): RyoDa
Rating:PG?Pg-15? whatever.
Genre:crack?
Beta by: me. *yep.*
Disclaimer: i still think i'm one of Johnny's lost nieces or granddaughters and i will inherit the company when he retires. until that happens, i don't own any of them.
Summary:they were on vacation. Ryo has a back ache. the summary sucks! dies
Author Note:lame title. i know. this just popped out of my mind. crack after writing an angsty akame fic. throw tomatoes if you think it sucks. i'll gladly accept them.
Ueda sighed. He can't take the noise his friends were making but he knows it's impossible to even ask them to shut up for just a second. He shouldn't have agreed to go with them. KAT-TUN annoyed him when they're together and now, NEWS is also tagging along. He reminded himself never to go on vacation with them.
It was the start of summer and Johnny announced that he'll be giving the boys a week vacation. Everyone was excited and started planning. Jin wanted to go to Okinawa and called Tokoro-san and asked him if they can stay at his house and the man agreed. When NEWS' leader heard this, he asked Jin if e and the rest of NEWS can come. They heard about Tokoro-san's house and they all wanted to go to Okinawa and see the beach. Jin made another phone call and fortunately, Tokoro-san still agreed to let NEWS come with them. His house is huge and there'll be no problem as to where they'll be staying.
It's 5 in the morning and all of them were riding a mini bus that Kame borrowed from his brother. All 12 of them were inside and Jin was the one driving.
Everyone was excited and was very energetic except for two people. Ueda and Ryo. Known to everyone, Ryo is not a morning person. It's a miracle he hasn't snapped at all of them for being noisy.He just sat in one corner with his iPod on and closed his eyes. Ueda on the other hand just doesn't want to mingle with a bunch of crazy kids.
Daite Senorita played on the radio.
"AAAAAAAH!! Let's sing this!" Koyama said as he tried stand up and do the steps for the song. Everyone joined in and Yamapi was laughing at all of them.
Ueda gave a what-the-hell look at everyone and decided to look out the window and ignore them. It was almost the end of the song when someone shouted.
"Couldn't you all just sit down shut up!" Ryo said.
Ueda just stared at him and raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything.
"What are you, a bunch of pre-schoolers? Is this the first time you've heard of that song?" Ryo asked them but no one answered
"Ahhh... Ryo-chan you're no fun." Yamapi said
Ryo glared at him but the other just smiled
"Okay guys, let's all sit down properly. Ryo-sama needs his beauty sleep." Yamapi said
Everyone followed him and just continued having small conversations with each other.
They arrived at the airport and boarded the plane to Okinawa.
Ryo was the only one sleeping through out the flight. He still had his iPod on while the others continued their never ending exchange of stories.
Finally, their plane landed. Koyama woke Ryo and told him they're going down the plane. Ryo stood up and stretched his body. His back hurts.
"Darn. I slept in the wrong postion." He told himself.
"Anything wrong Ryo-chan?" Tegoshi asked
"My back just hurt a little." RYo said.
"Eh~ Will you be fine?"
"Yes, I'm fine. Let's go." Ryo said and he and Tegoshi left the plane together.
Ueda noticed Ryo was holding his back while walking and couldn't help but laugh a little.
They met Tokoro-san outside the airport. The man had his coaster with him and they all got in. It was an hour drive from the airport to Tokoro-san's place so again, everyone busied themselves with talking. Tokoro-san suggested some good places to visit and told them he'll treat them to lunch and will prepare dinner for them later. They stopped at a local yakiniku house and ate. They all enjoyed the food and drinks. After eating, they continued their drive to the house.
It started to rain a few minutes away from the house so they cancelled their plans for the rest of the day. They decided to just have fun with Tokoro-san in his place. Once they arrived, Tokoro-san lead them to the guest house.
"So, have you all decided who sleeps with who?" Tokoro-san said
"Eh? What do you mean?" Shige asked
"Ah! Well, there are 6 bedrooms here with two beds so it means two person will share per room. The last time KAT-TUN was here, they played a game to see who
sleeps with who." Tokoro-san explained
"Why can't we just choose?" Massu said
"Yeah! I'll sleep with Kame-chan!" Yamapi said
"Eh! No way! I'm sleeping with him!" Jin said
Tokoro-san laughed at them.
"Okay, let's just play that game again so it'll be fair." Kame said
"But I wanna sleep with you!" Jin said
Kame ignored him.
"KAT-TUN will play janken and NEWS will play janken. the 3 members who will win from each group will choose which room they'll take while the others will stay in the bathroom first. okay?" Kame asked
Everyone understood. The groups played janken. the three winners from KAT-TUN were Jin, Ueda and Nakamaru while the three members from NEWS were Yamapi, Koyama and Massu.
Kame, Koki, Junno, Tegoshi, Ryo and Shige stayed in the bathroom while the other six chose theirt room. When they were done, the ones in the bathroom were called by Tokoro-san
"So, choose where you want to sleep" TOkoro-san said.
Tegoshi opened a room and saw Yamapi.Shige entered Koyama's room, Junno got Massu's room, and Koki got Nakamaru's room. Kame and Ryo were the only one's left to choose.
"Which room do you want Ryo-chan?" Kame asked
"Any will be fine. I just need to rest my back." RYo said
"Mind if I choose first?" Kame asked
"Go ahead."
Kame grabbed his bag and opened the room adjacent to the bathroom.
"Yay!" Jin shouted as soon as he saw Kame enter the room.
"Ahhhh~ That's unfair." Yamapi said when he peaked out of his room to see what was happening.
Ueda was wondering why no one was entering so he also peaked out his room.
"So do I get this room for myself?" He asked
"Nope. Ryo-chan's sleeping with you." Tegoshi said.
"Hey, will you two be alright together?" Kame asked
"We'll be fine Kame." Ueda said
"Are you sure? I can exchange with Ryo you know." Kame said
"No! You're sleeping with me!" Jin said and pulled Kame closer
"We'll be fine. It's not like we'll try to kill each other." Ryo said. He slowly stood up from the couch and entered the room. Ueda followed him and closed the door.
"I'll take this bed." Ryo said and pointed at the one near the wall.
"Whatever." Ueda said.
Ryo lied face down on the bed and was making weird moans.
"What's up with you?" Ueda asked
"My back hurts." Ryo said
"Huh?"
"My back hurts because of the position I slept during the flight." Ryo said. He tried to stretch his back but it still hurts.
Ueda stood up and sat on Ryo's bed. Ryo turned his head to face him.
"Why are you here? Don't tell me you like me that much." Ryo said
"Keep dreaming Nishikido. I was just planning to help you."
"Help? How?"
Ueda smiled at him.
Outside, Yamapi asked everyone of they wanted to go to the beach. Everyone agreed and got ready.
"Ah! Let's tell Ryo-chan and Tat-chan about it!" Jin said.
He and Yamapi were about to knock on Ryo and Ueda's door when they heard weird sounds
"Nghhhhh~ yeah! there!"
"Here? Is this it?"
"Nghhhh--Ye----eees! Harder!"
"Harder? won't that be too much?"
"No! Harder! I need it!"
"Ugh...Gosh this is hard!"
"Awww~ come on. Is that everything? Push harder Ueda!"
"I'm trying. It's hard in this position you know! Why don't you let me--"
"No! Stay there!"
"Okay okay. I'll do it slowly so you'll feel it."
"Gahd that's good. a little harder....Yes! That's it! Nghhhhh~"
Jin and Yamapi's jaw dropped. They had were covering their mouth with their hands.They placed their ears closer to the door and they can hear some panting.
"That was great!" Ryo said. His voice was a little husky
"I know right? but look what you did to me.I need to clean up now." Ueda said
"It's not my fault you're messy. You did that to yourself."
"Ungrateful git!"
"Hey! Let's do this again tonight." Ryo said.
"Whatever."
Jin and Yamapi ran outside to meet the others and told them what they heard. Everyone were shocked as they are. They didn't invite Ryo and Ueda to the so they won't disturb them.
Dinner time came and Everyone were gathered in the dining area. Tokoro-san and his wife prepared a delicious meal for everyone. Everyone kept stealing glances at Ryo and Ueda and the two noticed it. Ryo couldn't take it anymore.
"Is there something wrong?" Ryo asked them
"ah...No no no--"Yamapi said
"Then why are you staring at me like that?" Ryo asked
Everyone stared at Yamapi.
"We know about you and Tat-chan." Kame suddenly said.
"WHAT?" Both Ryo and Ueda had a confused look.
"Pi and I heard you doing you-know-what in the bedroom.
"Doing what?" Ryo asked
"You know that already. We don't have to tell you." Jin said
"What the hell are you talking about?" Ryo asked impatiently.
"Ok, you really wanna hear it?" Yamapi asked
"Yes!"
"You two were fucking the hell out of each other. That's what we heard." Jin said
"WHAT THE HELL?!" what Jin said made Ryo stand up from shock.
Ueda almost fell off his chain
"You don't have to be shy. It's okay if you two want to stay in your room for the whole week. We'll just pretend we don't know what you're doing." Koki said
"What the fuck are you saying!" Ryo said.
"Ne, Tat-chan, don't tire Ryo out okay?" Shige said
Ueda just stared at them.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" Ryo glared and ask him.
"What am I supposed to say then?" Ueda asked
"Ne, ne, don't do it too much okay? Ryo might not be able to go to work." Koyama said
"What?! I won't be able to go to work?!"
"How can you work if you're limping?" Nakamaru asked
That's it. Ueda can't contain his laughter and burst it all out.
"What's so funny now prissy princess?" Ryo asked
Ueda can't answer and just laughed at him.
"I can't believe you're the uke, Ryo. Why?" Jin asked looking disappointed.
"And you call Ueda princess but actually he's the prince between the two of you." Yamapi said
"Wait a minute! Let me clear everything. First, we were NOT fucking in the room!---"
"But we heard you moaning and saying harder, faster and that you feel good--" Jin interrupted
"Shut up and let me finish!" Ryo yelled at him
Jin kept his mouth shut.
"He was giving me a massage because my back hurts. Perverted idiots! and second, I definitely wouldn't be the uke. I'm always the one on top." Ryo said
"So you're saying Ueda's an uke?" Junno suddenly asked
Everyone looked at Ryo waiting for an answer.
"If it's between me and him, yes, he's definitely an uke." Ryo bravely said
Ueda raised an eyebrow and stood up from his seat to approach Ryo.
"You think you're the seme huh? We'll see about that!" Ueda said
"Bring it on princess!"
"You bet I will midget. I would love to see you moaning underneath me."
"Keep dreaming."
In a flash the two were gone and were inside their bedroom. Even from the kitchen, the sound of ripping clothes can be heard
"I guess only the 10 of us will enjoy the beach while we're here." Kame said
Yamapi and Jin looked at each other
"Who do you think will be the seme?" Jin asked
"Wanna have a bet?" Yamapi asked
"It would definitely be Ryo-chan. you know his ego." Jin said
"You're forgetting that Ueda's a boxer. One punch and Ryo's on the bed unconscious. He can do whatever he wants. Tie Ryo for all I care." Yamapi said.
A/NII: Ok, sorry for the sudden perviness in the end. I dunno why it ended like this.
Author: twentyeytako
Pairing(s): RyoDa
Rating:PG?Pg-15? whatever.
Genre:crack?
Beta by: me. *yep.*
Disclaimer: i still think i'm one of Johnny's lost nieces or granddaughters and i will inherit the company when he retires. until that happens, i don't own any of them.
Summary:they were on vacation. Ryo has a back ache. the summary sucks! dies
Author Note:lame title. i know. this just popped out of my mind. crack after writing an angsty akame fic. throw tomatoes if you think it sucks. i'll gladly accept them.
Ueda sighed. He can't take the noise his friends were making but he knows it's impossible to even ask them to shut up for just a second. He shouldn't have agreed to go with them. KAT-TUN annoyed him when they're together and now, NEWS is also tagging along. He reminded himself never to go on vacation with them.
It was the start of summer and Johnny announced that he'll be giving the boys a week vacation. Everyone was excited and started planning. Jin wanted to go to Okinawa and called Tokoro-san and asked him if they can stay at his house and the man agreed. When NEWS' leader heard this, he asked Jin if e and the rest of NEWS can come. They heard about Tokoro-san's house and they all wanted to go to Okinawa and see the beach. Jin made another phone call and fortunately, Tokoro-san still agreed to let NEWS come with them. His house is huge and there'll be no problem as to where they'll be staying.
It's 5 in the morning and all of them were riding a mini bus that Kame borrowed from his brother. All 12 of them were inside and Jin was the one driving.
Everyone was excited and was very energetic except for two people. Ueda and Ryo. Known to everyone, Ryo is not a morning person. It's a miracle he hasn't snapped at all of them for being noisy.He just sat in one corner with his iPod on and closed his eyes. Ueda on the other hand just doesn't want to mingle with a bunch of crazy kids.
Daite Senorita played on the radio.
"AAAAAAAH!! Let's sing this!" Koyama said as he tried stand up and do the steps for the song. Everyone joined in and Yamapi was laughing at all of them.
Ueda gave a what-the-hell look at everyone and decided to look out the window and ignore them. It was almost the end of the song when someone shouted.
"Couldn't you all just sit down shut up!" Ryo said.
Ueda just stared at him and raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything.
"What are you, a bunch of pre-schoolers? Is this the first time you've heard of that song?" Ryo asked them but no one answered
"Ahhh... Ryo-chan you're no fun." Yamapi said
Ryo glared at him but the other just smiled
"Okay guys, let's all sit down properly. Ryo-sama needs his beauty sleep." Yamapi said
Everyone followed him and just continued having small conversations with each other.
They arrived at the airport and boarded the plane to Okinawa.
Ryo was the only one sleeping through out the flight. He still had his iPod on while the others continued their never ending exchange of stories.
Finally, their plane landed. Koyama woke Ryo and told him they're going down the plane. Ryo stood up and stretched his body. His back hurts.
"Darn. I slept in the wrong postion." He told himself.
"Anything wrong Ryo-chan?" Tegoshi asked
"My back just hurt a little." RYo said.
"Eh~ Will you be fine?"
"Yes, I'm fine. Let's go." Ryo said and he and Tegoshi left the plane together.
Ueda noticed Ryo was holding his back while walking and couldn't help but laugh a little.
They met Tokoro-san outside the airport. The man had his coaster with him and they all got in. It was an hour drive from the airport to Tokoro-san's place so again, everyone busied themselves with talking. Tokoro-san suggested some good places to visit and told them he'll treat them to lunch and will prepare dinner for them later. They stopped at a local yakiniku house and ate. They all enjoyed the food and drinks. After eating, they continued their drive to the house.
It started to rain a few minutes away from the house so they cancelled their plans for the rest of the day. They decided to just have fun with Tokoro-san in his place. Once they arrived, Tokoro-san lead them to the guest house.
"So, have you all decided who sleeps with who?" Tokoro-san said
"Eh? What do you mean?" Shige asked
"Ah! Well, there are 6 bedrooms here with two beds so it means two person will share per room. The last time KAT-TUN was here, they played a game to see who
sleeps with who." Tokoro-san explained
"Why can't we just choose?" Massu said
"Yeah! I'll sleep with Kame-chan!" Yamapi said
"Eh! No way! I'm sleeping with him!" Jin said
Tokoro-san laughed at them.
"Okay, let's just play that game again so it'll be fair." Kame said
"But I wanna sleep with you!" Jin said
Kame ignored him.
"KAT-TUN will play janken and NEWS will play janken. the 3 members who will win from each group will choose which room they'll take while the others will stay in the bathroom first. okay?" Kame asked
Everyone understood. The groups played janken. the three winners from KAT-TUN were Jin, Ueda and Nakamaru while the three members from NEWS were Yamapi, Koyama and Massu.
Kame, Koki, Junno, Tegoshi, Ryo and Shige stayed in the bathroom while the other six chose theirt room. When they were done, the ones in the bathroom were called by Tokoro-san
"So, choose where you want to sleep" TOkoro-san said.
Tegoshi opened a room and saw Yamapi.Shige entered Koyama's room, Junno got Massu's room, and Koki got Nakamaru's room. Kame and Ryo were the only one's left to choose.
"Which room do you want Ryo-chan?" Kame asked
"Any will be fine. I just need to rest my back." RYo said
"Mind if I choose first?" Kame asked
"Go ahead."
Kame grabbed his bag and opened the room adjacent to the bathroom.
"Yay!" Jin shouted as soon as he saw Kame enter the room.
"Ahhhh~ That's unfair." Yamapi said when he peaked out of his room to see what was happening.
Ueda was wondering why no one was entering so he also peaked out his room.
"So do I get this room for myself?" He asked
"Nope. Ryo-chan's sleeping with you." Tegoshi said.
"Hey, will you two be alright together?" Kame asked
"We'll be fine Kame." Ueda said
"Are you sure? I can exchange with Ryo you know." Kame said
"No! You're sleeping with me!" Jin said and pulled Kame closer
"We'll be fine. It's not like we'll try to kill each other." Ryo said. He slowly stood up from the couch and entered the room. Ueda followed him and closed the door.
"I'll take this bed." Ryo said and pointed at the one near the wall.
"Whatever." Ueda said.
Ryo lied face down on the bed and was making weird moans.
"What's up with you?" Ueda asked
"My back hurts." Ryo said
"Huh?"
"My back hurts because of the position I slept during the flight." Ryo said. He tried to stretch his back but it still hurts.
Ueda stood up and sat on Ryo's bed. Ryo turned his head to face him.
"Why are you here? Don't tell me you like me that much." Ryo said
"Keep dreaming Nishikido. I was just planning to help you."
"Help? How?"
Ueda smiled at him.
Outside, Yamapi asked everyone of they wanted to go to the beach. Everyone agreed and got ready.
"Ah! Let's tell Ryo-chan and Tat-chan about it!" Jin said.
He and Yamapi were about to knock on Ryo and Ueda's door when they heard weird sounds
"Nghhhhh~ yeah! there!"
"Here? Is this it?"
"Nghhhh--Ye----eees! Harder!"
"Harder? won't that be too much?"
"No! Harder! I need it!"
"Ugh...Gosh this is hard!"
"Awww~ come on. Is that everything? Push harder Ueda!"
"I'm trying. It's hard in this position you know! Why don't you let me--"
"No! Stay there!"
"Okay okay. I'll do it slowly so you'll feel it."
"Gahd that's good. a little harder....Yes! That's it! Nghhhhh~"
Jin and Yamapi's jaw dropped. They had were covering their mouth with their hands.They placed their ears closer to the door and they can hear some panting.
"That was great!" Ryo said. His voice was a little husky
"I know right? but look what you did to me.I need to clean up now." Ueda said
"It's not my fault you're messy. You did that to yourself."
"Ungrateful git!"
"Hey! Let's do this again tonight." Ryo said.
"Whatever."
Jin and Yamapi ran outside to meet the others and told them what they heard. Everyone were shocked as they are. They didn't invite Ryo and Ueda to the so they won't disturb them.
Dinner time came and Everyone were gathered in the dining area. Tokoro-san and his wife prepared a delicious meal for everyone. Everyone kept stealing glances at Ryo and Ueda and the two noticed it. Ryo couldn't take it anymore.
"Is there something wrong?" Ryo asked them
"ah...No no no--"Yamapi said
"Then why are you staring at me like that?" Ryo asked
Everyone stared at Yamapi.
"We know about you and Tat-chan." Kame suddenly said.
"WHAT?" Both Ryo and Ueda had a confused look.
"Pi and I heard you doing you-know-what in the bedroom.
"Doing what?" Ryo asked
"You know that already. We don't have to tell you." Jin said
"What the hell are you talking about?" Ryo asked impatiently.
"Ok, you really wanna hear it?" Yamapi asked
"Yes!"
"You two were fucking the hell out of each other. That's what we heard." Jin said
"WHAT THE HELL?!" what Jin said made Ryo stand up from shock.
Ueda almost fell off his chain
"You don't have to be shy. It's okay if you two want to stay in your room for the whole week. We'll just pretend we don't know what you're doing." Koki said
"What the fuck are you saying!" Ryo said.
"Ne, Tat-chan, don't tire Ryo out okay?" Shige said
Ueda just stared at them.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" Ryo glared and ask him.
"What am I supposed to say then?" Ueda asked
"Ne, ne, don't do it too much okay? Ryo might not be able to go to work." Koyama said
"What?! I won't be able to go to work?!"
"How can you work if you're limping?" Nakamaru asked
That's it. Ueda can't contain his laughter and burst it all out.
"What's so funny now prissy princess?" Ryo asked
Ueda can't answer and just laughed at him.
"I can't believe you're the uke, Ryo. Why?" Jin asked looking disappointed.
"And you call Ueda princess but actually he's the prince between the two of you." Yamapi said
"Wait a minute! Let me clear everything. First, we were NOT fucking in the room!---"
"But we heard you moaning and saying harder, faster and that you feel good--" Jin interrupted
"Shut up and let me finish!" Ryo yelled at him
Jin kept his mouth shut.
"He was giving me a massage because my back hurts. Perverted idiots! and second, I definitely wouldn't be the uke. I'm always the one on top." Ryo said
"So you're saying Ueda's an uke?" Junno suddenly asked
Everyone looked at Ryo waiting for an answer.
"If it's between me and him, yes, he's definitely an uke." Ryo bravely said
Ueda raised an eyebrow and stood up from his seat to approach Ryo.
"You think you're the seme huh? We'll see about that!" Ueda said
"Bring it on princess!"
"You bet I will midget. I would love to see you moaning underneath me."
"Keep dreaming."
In a flash the two were gone and were inside their bedroom. Even from the kitchen, the sound of ripping clothes can be heard
"I guess only the 10 of us will enjoy the beach while we're here." Kame said
Yamapi and Jin looked at each other
"Who do you think will be the seme?" Jin asked
"Wanna have a bet?" Yamapi asked
"It would definitely be Ryo-chan. you know his ego." Jin said
"You're forgetting that Ueda's a boxer. One punch and Ryo's on the bed unconscious. He can do whatever he wants. Tie Ryo for all I care." Yamapi said.
A/NII: Ok, sorry for the sudden perviness in the end. I dunno why it ended like this.