Captain's Blog - VS3:09

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ONGOING ARCHIVE NOTES

Torchwood 3

Volume 75, Week 1

ALIEN ACTIVITY: Responded to a distress call from an orbiting Qaa’aa’ajaa‘aaa ship, under attack by Rattus norvegicus. Two weevils were spotted all the way out in Tramorfa Park, terrorizing a yummy mummy. Mum is fine after a nice glass of retcon-flavored Ribena.

ALIEN TECHNOLOGY: Used a

Comments

[phaetonschariot]

With hir departure, that leaves me as the only person at Torchwood Three who is able to pronounce Qaa’aa’ajaa‘aaa.

This is clearly a vital note of much importance. XD

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Jack is good with his tongue...

[bugeyedmonster]

*mind has now gone to gutter*

[lawsontl]

That's okay, the rest of the fandom is down there waiting for you :) *waves*

[fabluelous]

Redacted by Ianto Bloody Jones?

The Captain seems to be in a particular good mood. I approve! :D

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They deserve a good day, now and again.

[remuslives23]

Myfanwy and the weevils. Actually, that sounds like a good band name…

LOL!

Note to self: stop drinking whilst reading the Captain's Blog. Diet Coke HURTS when ejected out your nose while laughing your arse off.

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I can't think of anything that DOESN'T hurt when ejected from the nostrils at forceful velocity. The fizz must make it worse. Or kinky...*heads to fridge*

[mcparrot]

Jack sounds a lot more relaxed and happier than he has been for a while. References to yummy mummys and ribena, band names etc.
Yep, all good

[lionessvalenti]

He must have written this the morning after the episode's end. ;)

[lawsontl]

My vote is that he left Ianto conked out nekkid by the Taff (under the coat, of course), and climbed into the SUV to write it (also nekkid) on one of the computers. Which is why Ianto redacted his location.

[ladykorana]

I wish to subscribe to this theory, and I love the way your mind works! ;-)

[bugeyedmonster]

lol at "Myfanwy and the Weevils" as a band name. That band name would so be made of win.

[lawsontl]

Their first project would be a covers album, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."