Warning, contains spoilers. This is the revealing moment in Twin Peaks where you find out who killed Laura Palmer. Thanks, YouTube, for being so fucking awesome that you put this up.

Seriously, one of the most effective and terrifying murder scenes ever filmed. Ever, ever.

Huh. I need to go west.


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1. Explain what ended your last relationship ( Read more... )

I like to watch the Independent Film Channel and Sundance from time to time, but it's amazing how many Polish or Asian movies they like showing. Asian movies come on every ten minutes somewhere, and usually they are dubbed in English (which sucks, because then you hear sentences like the one I heard to get my blog title). If it isn't an Asian movie ( Read more... )

I don't know if this constitutes me not having anything to write about or not, but this is a good song. If you don't have Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys, you must be a real dick. Maybe you should just go buy it ( Read more... )

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
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Dude, this is the second time in a month that I have been afflicted with the worst head cold ever. I don't know what's going on. I did sleep yesterday from 8:00pm until Noon today, with various wakings-up in between to go puke up mucous and blow my nose or whatever. It's actually got me ANGRY instead of feeling hopelessly sick like I normally do ( Read more... )

I just saw that msnbc.com is conducting a poll to find out how Americans feel about the government patrolling blogs, since we've had a couple of douchebags who have posted about killing people on the internet and then actually went out and KILLED people. In fact, some total goth asshole shot 20 people yesterday, but not before saying how he wanted ( Read more... )

Sitting at home on a Saturday night, I just read a comic about sitting at home on a Friday night. The person in the comic said something like, "I'm getting old and I'm surprisingly happy about it." Indeed. Coincidentally, that same person is about to have a human being thrust out of their body in the next couple of days or something. But I don't ( Read more... )

I keep hearing rumours that Outkast is breaking up. I have been hearing these rumours for three years now, so I'm not going to believe it. That's one of the worst things about the internet--for every grain of truth, there is a box-of-Total's-worth of lies ( Read more... )