Saturday morning, around the 1:30am time slot, I heard yelling from the street. Paid it no attention but sent bad juju vibes to whoever was keeping me awake. Snoozing zone entre, but was not to be when I was jolted awake by a low menacing tone speaking sinister snarlings outside my freaking window. "Hey, Landscaper Cunt, yeah, I know where you live ( Read more... )

Had a wacky weekend. Friday 13th was slice and dice with a trip to the A + E with my neighbour as she sliced her hand open trying to cut an onion. Came home with twelve stitches. Silly woman ( Read more... )

Tuesday night. Late night. Cool night. Not this night. This night I had five staff down from a usual eight. Great start. 10:10 pm - enter (inside the head)grumpy dwarf when one of the forklift drivers assaulted one of the other forklift drivers. I only heard after when the guy who got assaulted, told me he "was off, I'm not staying around for this ( Read more... )

Am listening to a random selection of music; it was just Death Cab and now it's Lou Reed. Been a while since I spun it live on livejournal. My bad, indeed ( Read more... )

Dear Helen ( Read more... )

I've been shivved ( Read more... )

Dream last night - the forecast was full of sunny days and suddenly the rain came down, and the banks broke, and it started FLOODING. The water was coming UP the moutains and I started freaking out and running up the hill towards this hut that turned out to be the Chinese Embassy. I was all worried about not being able to get let in, and meanwhile ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night...This dream the other night; I wrote it down on a piece of stolen Holiday Inn note paper (well, they did leave it there ( Read more... )

A man born with a cobra in one hand and a baby croc in the other ( Read more... )

Peeling slowly as in some places I almost escaped being burnt to a crisp, but failed in my 'can I survive the beach?' test. Beaches are not for me. Beaches are for Adonises with leather mummy skin that has been painted a shiny fake-tan brown, and the sea is for the sharks. Didn't feel any, however ( Read more... )