Yo, uh.

Anybody... seen Ty Lee?

Lemme know if you did, aight? It ain't like her to not be around.

Man, some boyfriend I am.

Uh, so hey, Phones, Shiki an' Ty Lee.

I'm thinkin'. Since the weather's nice an' all.

We oughta.

Go do somethin'. You know. Like. Just us four.

Cuz I saw this movie the other day, an' they did that basically.

So. Yeah.

We should. Do that.

YO! HEY EVERYBODY WHO GOT PEOPLE MISSIN'!

Me an' my sister was lookin' around in Shiki's room an' we found somethin' BIG.

Well, actually it's little but-

IT'S A SERVAL A SYRINGE! An' it ain't Shiki's!

So, uh, sorry I was yellin' last time, yo. I's just kinda freakin' out 'bout all that was goin' on ( Read more... )

( Courtesy cut for Beat's calm, assertive reasoning in an appropriate and not blindingly large font. )

[*loooooooots of shuffling around, throat-clearing, coughing and grumbling*]

So, uh, Ty Lee, since... uh... since stuff's sorta calmin' down-

y'wanna... like... go out or somethin'...?

I gotta question an' I don't want any attitude 'bout it, aight? Just give it to me straight.

What the hell's blanket time?

Aight, yo, I gotta throw a shout out t' everybody been so cool since the monster rolled through. Rhyme's feelin' a lot better though she still can't move too much, but I'm takin' real good care of her. So I wanna give a bigass domo arigatou t' everybody who been helpin' me out, an' everybody who helped dig 'er out ( Read more... )

[*heavy breathing, gasping for air*]
No... n-no, no way! NO!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

RHYME! RHYYYME! SAY SOMETHING! RHYME! C'MON, RHYME, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE DOWN THERE!

[*rubble scraping together, loud, shattering thuds*]

Not again- not again, not again not again! I-I said it wouldn't happen again-

[*sobs*]

Sh-shit!!!

RHYME! I-I'M COMIN', ( Read more... )

Aight, tha's it, yo. I need somebody t' teach me how t' cook wit' all this stuff.

Soon as I get th' fire out.