Not exasperated enough? Internal monologue not snarky enough?

What do you think of Phoenix? Give me some feedback!

For those of you who don't know me yet, my name is Phoenix Wright! I'm a defense attorney. Please let me know if you're ever in need of a lawyer.

... Also I think I'm as close of a guardian as Pearls' and Little Miles and Trucy have, so please let me know immediately if anything ever happens to them!