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turian_honor

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Oct 16, 2011 22:52

All right. I'll bite.

What's this 'party' supposed to be about, exactly?

[Not that he's thinking he'll go. Which may be obvious from the flat tone.]

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[Text] likesfootnotes October 18 2011, 05:21:55 UTC

An amalgamation of wine, women, and song. 1 They will disguise it in the costumes, but mark my words that all three things shall occur.

1 - All human gatherings can be reduced to this, in my experience. Rarely does it ever turn out well, with the exception of an exhibition made for Solomon that I had the fortune to witness. As I recall, it involved marinating the men in wine, then feeding them to the women while they sang.

[Audio] turian_honor October 18 2011, 08:30:34 UTC

So... if you're right. Then there's not really any reason to go.

[Not for him, anyway. That last part is just... what is that.]

[Text] likesfootnotes October 19 2011, 23:39:51 UTC

That depends on the person. Some are quite enamoured with wine, women, and song. Others have some sense about them. Which are you?

[Text] turian_honor October 20 2011, 02:29:30 UTC

Can't sing, can't drink human alcohol, and... there really aren't any turian women here.

I'll be passing, on this one.

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Audio adorabastard October 18 2011, 23:36:41 UTC

From what I've heard, it involves dressing up in costume and a lot of candy. I'm not familiar with the holiday itself, but I don't see any downsides so far.

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 03:21:36 UTC

Is that all?

... I think I'll pass.

Audio adorabastard October 19 2011, 08:16:54 UTC

Did you catch the bit about there being candy?

[This is clearly all the reason needed to go. Clearly.]

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 08:23:13 UTC

... Yeah. I did. Human food doesn't exactly appeal to me.

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audio xenoshepherd October 22 2011, 06:35:27 UTC

It's a place to be and something to do. Closest thing we've had to shore leave in a while, matter of fact.

audio turian_honor October 22 2011, 06:55:58 UTC

So I guess this means we're going.

audio xenoshepherd October 22 2011, 07:24:40 UTC

If relaxing is so difficult, think of it this way-- I bet you a hundred creds something is going to happen at this 'party'. I'm not going unarmed.

audio turian_honor October 22 2011, 07:36:45 UTC

Well, when there's a hundred credits on the line... how can I refuse?

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