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Oct 16, 2011 22:52

All right. I'll bite.

What's this 'party' supposed to be about, exactly?

[Not that he's thinking he'll go. Which may be obvious from the flat tone.]

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Audio adorabastard October 18 2011, 23:36:41 UTC

From what I've heard, it involves dressing up in costume and a lot of candy. I'm not familiar with the holiday itself, but I don't see any downsides so far.

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 03:21:36 UTC

Is that all?

... I think I'll pass.

Audio adorabastard October 19 2011, 08:16:54 UTC

Did you catch the bit about there being candy?

[This is clearly all the reason needed to go. Clearly.]

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 08:23:13 UTC

... Yeah. I did. Human food doesn't exactly appeal to me.

Audio adorabastard October 19 2011, 08:31:15 UTC

Oh, you're not human? No worries, I'm sure there'll be some sort of candy there you can enjoy.

[After all, elves and dwarves can still enjoy things!]

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 08:36:07 UTC

[... Pause.]

Do the words... 'dextro-amino based life' mean anything to you?

[Because short of Shepard, no one else has known what he is, and he's not so sure he wants to explain right now.]

Audio adorabastard October 19 2011, 08:37:28 UTC

Let's see! I've got the "life", and I've got the "based". As for the others? ... No, not at all.

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 08:38:30 UTC

Then... let's just say it probably wouldn't be a good idea.

Audio adorabastard October 19 2011, 08:44:58 UTC

Why not? You're not unable to eat candy or something, are you?

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 08:45:26 UTC

Something like that, actually.

Audio adorabastard October 19 2011, 08:55:46 UTC

That's terrible!

[HOW DO YOU LIVE.]

Audio turian_honor October 19 2011, 09:00:40 UTC

I'm used to it, by now. It wasn't something I liked that much, anyway.

Audio adorabastard October 20 2011, 15:56:51 UTC

But there has to be something candy-like that you can eat.

Oh! What about cake? If it's a party, they just might have some.

Audio turian_honor October 20 2011, 21:12:45 UTC

I can't eat that, either.

Audio adorabastard October 23 2011, 13:28:29 UTC

Not even cupcakes?

Audio turian_honor October 24 2011, 03:51:18 UTC

... No.

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