The Fabulous Diary of Feliks, Part I [Voice | Public]

[ttly_polska]

--working. Gawd, I swear, I'm like, gonna throw this stupid box against a wall if doesn't like, hurry up and do what it's supposed to...

...Like, what's that little light? [A pause, a little too long] ...Wait, does that like, mean it's recording?

[Cheers!] Ohmigoooood~ I totally got it to work! Like, take that, journal! God, I like, thought it

Comments

[dontkillmebro]

It's a problem because the captain said not to make a mess.

Voice

[ttly_polska]

Oh, yeah, I totally heard something like that, but it's totally not such a big deal, right? I mean, gawd, who freaks out over stuff like that?

[dontkillmebro]

Some people do.

[ttly_polska]

Well, that's totally lame. They can just clean it up and junk, so why bother flipping out?

[threeleggeddoc]

A pleasure to meet you. I'm John W, your new radio operator.

The blue roses were... interesting, I suppose, though for what purpose they were scattered on deck...

[ttly_polska]

It's way nice to meet you, too, John!

Yeah, I like, totally can't figure out who did it or why. People keep saying like, the Captain's gonna make a big deal about it or something, but wouldn't that be sooo lame? It's like, they're just flowers!

[threeleggeddoc]

Perhaps the captain is allergic to flowers? As the members of his crew, it would be part of our duty to ensure our captain's good health, after all.

[ttly_polska]

Like, maybe, I guess... Someone should totally ask him.

[taoring]

Did you fall and hit your head somewhere? Because you're talking like an imbecile.

[ttly_polska]

Um, like, no? Gawd, you're a total big-mouth...like, where do you get off bitching about the way I talk?

[taoring]

So you really do talk like this?

Voice

[ttly_polska]

You like, got a problem with it?

[50starhero]

Watch out! If the little light's blinking, it could be a bomb!!!!!

Voice

[ttly_polska]

OHMIGOD, SERIOUSLY?!

Shit! Like...what do I do to make it like, stop being one?! Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigooooooood...!

Voice

[50starhero]

Crap! It might already be too late!

No need to worry! I know what to do! I've seen this sort of thing in comic books before! BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO ACT FAST! Quick! Get a bucket of water, a pair of wire cutters, a manastone, some rubber gloves, a gas mask, and a pillow!

Now you're going to need to dunk the bomb in the bucket of water to ease the blow! FAIR WARNING: YOU MAY HAVE TO SACRIFICE A FEW FINGERS. Next, you'll take the gas mask, the pillow and the manastone and valiantly -- Oh, wait. You mean the light on your journal?

Voice

[ttly_polska]

[Hyperventilating a little]

Like, what?! But I totally like my fingers! And there's totally not any gas masks in my roo--

...Um like, yeah?

[voice]

[brbharvesting]

::he is stuck in the kitchen now under a slave-driver oh god:: I'm glad you got it to work alright. I think people are upset because the flowers made a big mess.

[ooc: Oh, I thought you were going to post the log? D8 DID YOU WANT ME TO? hjdfk]

[voice]

[ttly_polska]

I so told you I was gonna, didn't I?*

And gawd, that's like, the dumbest reason ever. They're like, flowers, on the deck! They'll totally blow away the first time there's like...a strong breeze.

[*Actual wording: "Oh, my GOD, Liet, this piece of crap is like, NEVER gonna work!" :| ]

OOC

[ttly_polska]

[[OOC: Yeah, I thought you were gonna. Do you want me to?]]