The Fabulous Diary of Feliks, Part I [Voice | Public]

[ttly_polska]

--working. Gawd, I swear, I'm like, gonna throw this stupid box against a wall if doesn't like, hurry up and do what it's supposed to...

...Like, what's that little light? [A pause, a little too long] ...Wait, does that like, mean it's recording?

[Cheers!] Ohmigoooood~ I totally got it to work! Like, take that, journal! God, I like, thought it

Comments

[50starhero]

Watch out! If the little light's blinking, it could be a bomb!!!!!

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[ttly_polska]

OHMIGOD, SERIOUSLY?!

Shit! Like...what do I do to make it like, stop being one?! Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigooooooood...!

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[50starhero]

Crap! It might already be too late!

No need to worry! I know what to do! I've seen this sort of thing in comic books before! BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO ACT FAST! Quick! Get a bucket of water, a pair of wire cutters, a manastone, some rubber gloves, a gas mask, and a pillow!

Now you're going to need to dunk the bomb in the bucket of water to ease the blow! FAIR WARNING: YOU MAY HAVE TO SACRIFICE A FEW FINGERS. Next, you'll take the gas mask, the pillow and the manastone and valiantly -- Oh, wait. You mean the light on your journal?

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[ttly_polska]

[Hyperventilating a little]

Like, what?! But I totally like my fingers! And there's totally not any gas masks in my roo--

...Um like, yeah?

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[50starhero]

.......Well! Crisis averted then! No need to thank me for the help, by the way!

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[ttly_polska]

Wait a sec, like, what help? Who the Hell are you, anyway?

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[50starhero]

Ahahahaha! The name's Alfred! Alfred F Jones! It's only natural that you'd want to know the name of your Hero, but really! No thanks are necessary!

And who might you be?

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[ttly_polska]

...Whatever.

I'm like, Feliks! Feliks Łukasiewicz.