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Title: Trapped In Time
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: #35 time travel
Disclaimer: Don’t own him
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“No Dennis don’t!” Andrew called out trying to grab his little cousin.
Dennis easily evaded Andrew and withdrew his wand, “Expelliarmus!”
“Ow!” Came a muffled shout from behind a wall that now looked to be a curtain shaped person.
“Dennis you’re going to get in trouble for using magic outside of school.” Colin smacked his brother on the arm.
“Am not. We’re on a hellmouth stupid. They can’t see if we’re using magic here.” Dennis said smugly.
Andrew meanwhile went and pulled the curtain off of the person it now covered. “I should have known it was you Jonathon. You jerk what were you trying to do?”
“I just wanted to help. You said you wanted to spend more time with your little cousins.” Jonathon said as he stood up.
Andrew looked back at his cousins who were glaring at his friend. “No I bet you were practicing for what you were going to do to Buffy. You were weren’t you?”
Jonathon lowered his head, “Yeah…”
“And you wanted to use me and my cousins as specimens?” Andrew crossed his arms. “Not cool man.”
Jonathon sighed, “Fine next I practice my time loop spell I’ll use a squirrel or something.”
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end
Title: Meeting The Family
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Addams Family
Challenge: #36 family values
Disclaimer: don’t own
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“I don’t know about this Tara.” Willow said looking at the creepy house uncertainly and then back at her girlfriend decked out in a drab gray corset and skirt rather than her usually colorful outfits.
“These people are the only family I can be proud of and I want you to meet them. Please Willow.” Tara placed a gentle kiss on Willow’s lips.
“But what if they don’t like me?” Willow asked.
“Trust me they will. Just tell them that D’hoffren offered you a position that’ll make Wednesday like you at least.” Tara gave a small smirk, “My great grandmother’s other family values are quite different my father’s.”
“Okay I’m ready.” Willow let out a breath.
Tara grasped her hand and let her to the doorway where she pressed the doorbell and a very loud scream sounded through the house rather then a bell. Willow tried to back away when the door was opened by a very large man resembling Frankenstein’s monster. “Hello Lurch could you tell Aunt Morticia that I’m here.” The man groaned an affirmative before walking away.
Willow leaned in to whisper, “Now I think I know why you wanted to go to school by a hellmouth.”
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end
Title: Three Tricks
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Firefly (During the movie)
Challenge: #37 Plunder
Disclaimer: Don’t own ‘em
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Spike laid on the ground with the rest of the people in the bank as the ragtag group of robbers made their way into the vault. Spike sighed to himself, ‘Nothing ever changes in the verse. Humans always gonna act the same.’
“Well at least we ain’t pillaging and raping.” Spike looked up to see the girl who had pointed out the man with the gun staring at him. “Rape, pillage, and plunder. Three tricks of every bad guy’s trade. Can only do one right now. Should only be doing one right now.”
“Is that so reader?” Spike smirked at her, “But the other two can be so much fun.”
River frowned and flicked him in the forehead, “Not my fun, that’s more theirs.”
Both River and Spike turned to the door way at the same time. “Oh bloody hell.” Spike said as River started to convulse causing Jayne to come over and point a gun a Spike.
“What the hell?”
“Reavers.” River breathed.
Spike got up off the ground and started toward the door. “Where do you think you’re going?” Jayne yelled.
“Sorry mate gotta run. You heard your girl, reavers are coming.”
“Mal we got trouble.” Jayne shouted.
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end
Title: Psychic Bait
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Psych
Challenge: #38 fishing
Disclaimer: don’t own nothing
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“You’re fishing.” Oz said making the man who had been talking at him none stop doing weird gestures the entire time pause. “Interesting technique. Never seen the police use a psychic as bait before. Could use a sidekick though.”
“Oh I have one. I could get him if you think that would help.” Shawn said finally taking the seat opposite Oz. “I call him Magic Head.”
Oz raised an eyebrow, “Which would make you what caped crusader?”
“The type that can solve crimes with a single vision by just one touch on an object from the crime scene.” Shawn said standing up.
“So why am I still here?” Oz asked. “Or is your vision not filled with the answer yet?”
Shawn opened his mouth to reply but was interrupted by Detective Lassitor coming through the door. “Spencer! Get out.”
“Aww but Lassy I was just about to get somewhere.” Shawn whined.
“I just got my stun gun back and I’d be happy to test it on you.” Lassitor smiled widely.
“Fine I’m going. I just have one more question. It’s of the utmost importance that he answer it.” Shawn paused as if to compose himself, “What’s with the pink hair?”
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end
Title: A Jello Offering
Word Count: 100
Fandom: House
Challenge: #39 Jello
Disclaimer: still don’t own
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Dr. Chase grabbed the chart of his latest surgery patient ignoring the teenage girl in the room.
“There’s no jello in your hands.” She said.
“I beg your pardon?” Chase laughed.
“If you want to see Xander you have to offer jello.”
It was then that Chase took the time to look around the room; it was filled with different types of jello.
“Close your mouth and move Chase.”
Chase jaw dropped lower when he looked behind him and saw House.
“Alright kid I got some jello. Now tell me how you managed to get every single nurse to offer jello.”
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end
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Harry Potter
Challenge: #35 time travel
Disclaimer: Don’t own him
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“No Dennis don’t!” Andrew called out trying to grab his little cousin.
Dennis easily evaded Andrew and withdrew his wand, “Expelliarmus!”
“Ow!” Came a muffled shout from behind a wall that now looked to be a curtain shaped person.
“Dennis you’re going to get in trouble for using magic outside of school.” Colin smacked his brother on the arm.
“Am not. We’re on a hellmouth stupid. They can’t see if we’re using magic here.” Dennis said smugly.
Andrew meanwhile went and pulled the curtain off of the person it now covered. “I should have known it was you Jonathon. You jerk what were you trying to do?”
“I just wanted to help. You said you wanted to spend more time with your little cousins.” Jonathon said as he stood up.
Andrew looked back at his cousins who were glaring at his friend. “No I bet you were practicing for what you were going to do to Buffy. You were weren’t you?”
Jonathon lowered his head, “Yeah…”
“And you wanted to use me and my cousins as specimens?” Andrew crossed his arms. “Not cool man.”
Jonathon sighed, “Fine next I practice my time loop spell I’ll use a squirrel or something.”
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end
Title: Meeting The Family
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Addams Family
Challenge: #36 family values
Disclaimer: don’t own
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“I don’t know about this Tara.” Willow said looking at the creepy house uncertainly and then back at her girlfriend decked out in a drab gray corset and skirt rather than her usually colorful outfits.
“These people are the only family I can be proud of and I want you to meet them. Please Willow.” Tara placed a gentle kiss on Willow’s lips.
“But what if they don’t like me?” Willow asked.
“Trust me they will. Just tell them that D’hoffren offered you a position that’ll make Wednesday like you at least.” Tara gave a small smirk, “My great grandmother’s other family values are quite different my father’s.”
“Okay I’m ready.” Willow let out a breath.
Tara grasped her hand and let her to the doorway where she pressed the doorbell and a very loud scream sounded through the house rather then a bell. Willow tried to back away when the door was opened by a very large man resembling Frankenstein’s monster. “Hello Lurch could you tell Aunt Morticia that I’m here.” The man groaned an affirmative before walking away.
Willow leaned in to whisper, “Now I think I know why you wanted to go to school by a hellmouth.”
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end
Title: Three Tricks
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Firefly (During the movie)
Challenge: #37 Plunder
Disclaimer: Don’t own ‘em
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Spike laid on the ground with the rest of the people in the bank as the ragtag group of robbers made their way into the vault. Spike sighed to himself, ‘Nothing ever changes in the verse. Humans always gonna act the same.’
“Well at least we ain’t pillaging and raping.” Spike looked up to see the girl who had pointed out the man with the gun staring at him. “Rape, pillage, and plunder. Three tricks of every bad guy’s trade. Can only do one right now. Should only be doing one right now.”
“Is that so reader?” Spike smirked at her, “But the other two can be so much fun.”
River frowned and flicked him in the forehead, “Not my fun, that’s more theirs.”
Both River and Spike turned to the door way at the same time. “Oh bloody hell.” Spike said as River started to convulse causing Jayne to come over and point a gun a Spike.
“What the hell?”
“Reavers.” River breathed.
Spike got up off the ground and started toward the door. “Where do you think you’re going?” Jayne yelled.
“Sorry mate gotta run. You heard your girl, reavers are coming.”
“Mal we got trouble.” Jayne shouted.
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end
Title: Psychic Bait
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Psych
Challenge: #38 fishing
Disclaimer: don’t own nothing
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“You’re fishing.” Oz said making the man who had been talking at him none stop doing weird gestures the entire time pause. “Interesting technique. Never seen the police use a psychic as bait before. Could use a sidekick though.”
“Oh I have one. I could get him if you think that would help.” Shawn said finally taking the seat opposite Oz. “I call him Magic Head.”
Oz raised an eyebrow, “Which would make you what caped crusader?”
“The type that can solve crimes with a single vision by just one touch on an object from the crime scene.” Shawn said standing up.
“So why am I still here?” Oz asked. “Or is your vision not filled with the answer yet?”
Shawn opened his mouth to reply but was interrupted by Detective Lassitor coming through the door. “Spencer! Get out.”
“Aww but Lassy I was just about to get somewhere.” Shawn whined.
“I just got my stun gun back and I’d be happy to test it on you.” Lassitor smiled widely.
“Fine I’m going. I just have one more question. It’s of the utmost importance that he answer it.” Shawn paused as if to compose himself, “What’s with the pink hair?”
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end
Title: A Jello Offering
Word Count: 100
Fandom: House
Challenge: #39 Jello
Disclaimer: still don’t own
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Dr. Chase grabbed the chart of his latest surgery patient ignoring the teenage girl in the room.
“There’s no jello in your hands.” She said.
“I beg your pardon?” Chase laughed.
“If you want to see Xander you have to offer jello.”
It was then that Chase took the time to look around the room; it was filled with different types of jello.
“Close your mouth and move Chase.”
Chase jaw dropped lower when he looked behind him and saw House.
“Alright kid I got some jello. Now tell me how you managed to get every single nurse to offer jello.”
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end