cinque | voice | fail!locked from spain ;A;

[tsuntohisdere]

[The sound starts off quiet, muffled.] H--hahaha, a-ahaha--hahahahaha--h-haha--

AHAHAHAHA! H-ha, take that, Russia! You fat bastard, not only did we win two medals today, but we're beating your fat ass! Germania can get fucked, 'cause I don't have to be nice to him! Ever! [Panting, and you might hear a quiet, "Thank God, I was getting damn worried

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[insovietme]

S-shut up! My best events aren't finished yet! I'm not worried at all. I just have to wait. I'm very good at waiting.

What did you even win your medals in?

You sound shocked. Are you?

[tsuntohisdere]

So am I. We'll wait and see. She might spring up on you.

... S-something. Uh-- [In the background, a brief conversation ensues that goes along the lines of, "HEY VENEZIANO, WHAT DID WE WIN IN?" "I DON'T KNOW, WHAT WERE WE COMPETING IN?". After much scrambling around, he returns to the microphone with a triumphant "ha!"] The luge and the Nordic combined!

Of course I'm not! It's not like I was worried or anything, I knew we'd be fine!

[insovietme]

Not very likely. I'm barricading my doors very sure of it, yes. There's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

You forgot already?-- Ah. I'm not worried in that case.

Of course you did.

[tsuntohisdere]

Have you seen her there yet?

H-hey, just because we don't win at your fancy figure skating! Maybe we could still beat you.

Yeah! That's right, damn it!

[brightstarshero]

-- why is nobody mentioning me?

[tsuntohisdere]

Because we don't want to... make a... time paradox. And shit like that.

[brightstarshero]

But I know how you and Russia are doing. That's not a time paradox!

[tsuntohisdere]

It doesn't affect your future to know that. Don't you know how your own movies work?

[gluttonforpasta]

VIVA ITALIA!

Even if it would be nice for you to be nice to Ludwig for once.

[tsuntohisdere]

WE'LL CRUSH THEM UNDER OUR FAR SUPERIOR BOOTS!

Shut up, nobody asked for your opinion, fratello.

[gluttonforpasta]

YES! BECAUSE OUR BOOTS LOOK ~*MUCH NICER*~!!

Awwwww.

[tsuntohisdere]

EXACTLY! THEIR BOOTS ARE OF FAR INFERIOR QUALITY COMPARED TO OURS!!

I'll be nice to that bastard when he promises to stay the hell away from us.

[land_of_the_sun]

Congrats, Lovi.

[tsuntohisdere]

-- FUCK YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE THIS

[land_of_the_sun]

N..no? Why not?

[tsuntohisdere]

Because it was supposed to be locked, dumbass!