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[tsuntohisdere]

[The sound starts off quiet, muffled.] H--hahaha, a-ahaha--hahahahaha--h-haha--

AHAHAHAHA! H-ha, take that, Russia! You fat bastard, not only did we win two medals today, but we're beating your fat ass! Germania can get fucked, 'cause I don't have to be nice to him! Ever! [Panting, and you might hear a quiet, "Thank God, I was getting damn worried

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[insovietme]

S-shut up! My best events aren't finished yet! I'm not worried at all. I just have to wait. I'm very good at waiting.

What did you even win your medals in?

You sound shocked. Are you?

[tsuntohisdere]

So am I. We'll wait and see. She might spring up on you.

... S-something. Uh-- [In the background, a brief conversation ensues that goes along the lines of, "HEY VENEZIANO, WHAT DID WE WIN IN?" "I DON'T KNOW, WHAT WERE WE COMPETING IN?". After much scrambling around, he returns to the microphone with a triumphant "ha!"] The luge and the Nordic combined!

Of course I'm not! It's not like I was worried or anything, I knew we'd be fine!

[insovietme]

Not very likely. I'm barricading my doors very sure of it, yes. There's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

You forgot already?-- Ah. I'm not worried in that case.

Of course you did.

[tsuntohisdere]

Have you seen her there yet?

H-hey, just because we don't win at your fancy figure skating! Maybe we could still beat you.

Yeah! That's right, damn it!

[insovietme]

N-No. Haven't seen her yet. Not at all.

Not for long. We'll come back from the deficit.

Doesn't sound that way.

[tsuntohisdere]

She'll probably find you.

Yeah, yeah. We'll see and all that crap.

Then you must have hearing problems!

[insovietme]

S-she can't. She won't. I...she won't. Yes. That's all.

Maybe you have remembering problems.

[tsuntohisdere]

Doesn't she always, though?

Maybe you have weight problems!

[insovietme]

...Maybe. But...but I'll think of something. Really, I will. Yes.

Is that the best you can do?

[tsuntohisdere]

A big metal door.

Of course not! I'm... I'm full of witty insults.

[insovietme]

Working on it!

Mind demonstrating?

[tsuntohisdere]

Good luck.

... It'd be a waste of perfectly good wit on you.

[insovietme]

I don't need luck. H-honest.

I'm sure it would be. So why not try anyway? Should be easy for you.

[tsuntohisdere]

Say that again when she's clawing at your windows.

I-it has to be at the right moment. Dio, I'm not the kind of person that just goes throwing random insults.

[insovietme]

I nailed them shut! Hah! [Wait a minute--] Um! Nothing!

Oh. I thought that was what this was. My mistake!

[tsuntohisdere]

... What, do you have bulletproof glass, too?

E-exactly. You're mistaken!