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[tsundere_hokage]

[Narrowed golden eyes stare into the camera. Tsunade’s lips are formed into a thin line, and the mark on her forehead is distorted slightly from the furrow in her brow.]

Kai.  [The frustration in her voice makes it obvious that this isn’t the first time she’s attempted the dispel. When nothing happens, anger flares in her eyes.]

I don’t know who is

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[sauceytomato]

Oh, great. You're back.

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[pervy_sennin]

[there's a moment's pause while he tries to think of someting that won't backfire on him.]

Uh, Tsunade, not that I mind terribly much about you trying push my clothes off, but what are you doing?

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[tsundere_hokage]

[Her eyes narrow at the insinuation behind that, but instead of punching him again, her fingers expertly find the worst crack in his ribs and push.]

I was planning to heal you, but if you keep making comments like that, I might just leave them broken. It'd be a reminder on what you're not supposed to do.

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[pervy_sennin]

Oh. Heal away then, I like being able to breathe without that stabbing pain in my side. Just be gentle- OW! [he was half tempted to just step away from her, but his ribs did need to be fixed.] Don't press so hard!

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[tsundere_hokage]

Don't be such a pervert and I won't.

[It's a low mutter, and green chakra wreathes her hands. The healing is clean and efficient, but then, this is Tsunade.]

There. If you don't do anything stupid, you should be fine.

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[pervy_sennin]

Can't help it, what else am I supposed to think when pretty ladies start pushing at my clothes?

[oh, that feels much better.] Thanks. Have you been given a rundown on what's going on?

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[tsundere_hokage]

[She snorts.] If I hadn't just finished healing you, I'd hit you again for that.

Kakashi and Tenten briefed me on the situation.

[tsundere_hokage]

You're fourteen.

[She stares.]

[sauceytomato]

I don't believe I stuttered. Is your hearing going already?

[tsundere_hokage]

Listen here, brat. If you're from before you left, that means you're still a shinobi of Konoha. Act like it.

[sauceytomato]

I'll act as I damn well please.

[tsundere_hokage]

I never understood why Naruto works as hard as he does to try and bring you back. Now, especially.

[sauceytomato]

Hmph.

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[dreams_are_mine]

[What the hell you giant brat, she's laughing so hard.]

You really are bad with girls~

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[sauceytomato]

It's called I don't like her, you dumb ass.

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[dreams_are_mine]

Hmm, it shouldn't matter to her what a little perverted brat like you thinks anyway, right?