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[tsundere_hokage]

[Narrowed golden eyes stare into the camera. Tsunade’s lips are formed into a thin line, and the mark on her forehead is distorted slightly from the furrow in her brow.]

Kai.  [The frustration in her voice makes it obvious that this isn’t the first time she’s attempted the dispel. When nothing happens, anger flares in her eyes.]

I don’t know who is

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[sauceytomato]

Oh, great. You're back.

[pervy_sennin]

Not a genjutsu, Tsunade-hime.

[tsundere_hokage]

You're dead.

[She pauses.]

He's dead.

[pervy_sennin]

Still alive and kicking, sorry to disappoint.

[tsundere_hokage]

You aren't him. You can't be. I don't care what this place is. You can't be.

[There's frustration and anger in her voice, and her hands clench into tight fists at her sides.]

[pervy_sennin]

Oh really. Well, guess I'll have to prove otherwise then. [and with that, he signs off. A few minutes later, he teleports to her location, making sure to appear in front of her.]

Long time no see. Feel better after your nap that lasted for far too long?

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[tsundere_hokage]

[It sounded like Jiraiya. That cocky confidence and amusement in his voice was the same, and he looked like he did before- well, before. Tsunade's eyes narrowed, and she stared at the man. Not at Jiraiya. She couldn't think of him that way. At the man.]

I've already told you once to drop the genjutsu.

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[pervy_sennin]

And I told you, it's not a genjutsu. I'm very much alive, and it's getting rather irritating for people to tell me I'm dead. [look at that, Tsu, you're making him pout.]

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[tsundere_hokage]

[She continues to stare, hands clenched into trembling fists.]

That's because you are. You went after Nagato and you died and you're not here and this isn't real. You aren't him, so stop pretending to be.

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[pervy_sennin]

Correction, I'm from before that. I was heading to Rain Country to get information.

And if I'm not your teammate, then how do I know that when we were younger, I spied on you in the bath once, and you broke almost every bone in my body, plus some important organs?

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[tsundere_hokage]

Anyone who was in Konoha at the time would know about that, and about your trip to Rain. It wouldn't be the first time we've had a traitor.

So fitting~! See icon. XD

[pervy_sennin]

[he's resisting the urge to go bang his head against the nearest wall.]

Then how about the fact that you can't stand the sight of blood because it reminds you of Dan and Nawaki?

Oh, and that you're 54 years old, only you don't look it because of a genjutsu that you keep going by chakra which is stored in the diamond on your forehead. Which is just sheer vanity, and you know it as well as I do.

[tsundere_hokage]

[She flinched at the first statement, pain flickering in her eyes, but the second was what truly convinced her. Her fingertips brushed against the purple mark.]

Just because I'm your age doesn't mean that I have to look like it, though with that hair you've always looked like an old man. [It's almost defensive, without the usual lilt beneath it, and the way her eyes linger on his face is hungry.]

[pervy_sennin]

[that gets a grin out of him.]

Finally believe me now? And I like my hair, it makes me look dignified.

[tsundere_hokage]

[She snorts.]

You, dignified?

[There's a curious vulnerability in her eyes, even with the normal taunts.]

Is it really you?

[pervy_sennin]

What, need more proof? Fine.

[He steps forward and pulls her into a hug, just holding her for a minute before giving a sharp tug on her ponytails and then taking off running. He stops when he's a good distance away.]

How's THAT for proof?