The Kitten Equation

Dec 23, 2011 06:34

So, through trial and error, I'm beginning to see the issues Andros would have with a kitten:

  • Kittens do not sit still. The only time they *do* sit still is when they're asleep, and it takes some serious Kitten Wrangling and lots of warm blankets to get to that point. In the meantime, they wander, they make noise, and they randomly hide/crawl ( Read more... )

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psyco_chick32 December 23 2011, 15:29:45 UTC
You forgot the most important ones!

-If it moves, it should probably be attacked. And then run away from.
-All Attention To The Mighty Overlord!
-All your boxes (and box-shaped things) are belong to them. Always.

Also, the more annoyed one gets with a kitten, the cuter they will act (instinct). Also, the more they like you.

Lastly:
itty bitty claws + climbing legs = ack ack ack ack ack

Also, obligatory great vid. And another.

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anzupeach December 24 2011, 01:41:21 UTC
... that sounds amusing, actually :D

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