Drink Up, Me Hearties } Chapter 9 - The Hierophant

[ts_soliloquy]

Word Count: 5215
Genre: Humour, I guess?
Ships?: Roxas/Naminé, I suppose?
→Friendships?: Vivi&Xigbar pfff kinda?
Characters: Luxord, Tifa, Xigbar, Vivi, Roxas, Naminé, Vexen
→Cameos: Several surprises. x)
→Mentions: Xaldin, Xemnas
Rating: Uhhh, PG for Xigbar making innuendos, sorta.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any related characters

Comments

Warning: Abuse of heart emoticons ahead.

[kaiyabeck]

Tunaaaaaa. :D

Vexen.

Just... Vexen. <3

God. Amazing work yet again, Tuna. The dialogue! (Nice little reference to father figure!Xigbar there, too. Don't mess with Vivi. <3)

If I say any more it'll probably spoil stuff, so I'll just say I eagerly await the next installment. And by "eagerly await" I mean "WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING RIGHT THIS SECOND TUNA GET GOING."

<3 <3 <3

Re: Warning: Abuse of heart emoticons ahead.

[ts_soliloquy]

AHAHAH LOL'ING. ♥♥♥

Thank youuuuuuu, Kaiyamya. Vexen was okay! Yaaaay. ♥ And my dialogue that you didn't write was okay, yaaaay. ♥ You know how I love your dialogue.

Re: EEEEEEEEE~!

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Hahaha, the plot's supposed to get a little muddled so the Wheel of Fortune crew don't know exactly what Xaldin's planning or what's gonna happen. xD

And the triplets are the three Gaston fangirls from Beauty and the Beast. ;D I should probably make a note of that. xD

Thank youuuuuuuu. ♥

[sparkism]

Man I haven't even started reading the chapter and your author's note pretty much killed me. Hark! A Vagrant AND celibate pimp!Vexen? I LOVE YOU. that being said, I would so throw my underwear at himYour Xigbar, your Xigbaaaaaar, god I love him so much. How do you do iiiiit

[sparkism]

oh hey, here's me reading the footnotes and managing to make myself look stupider.

okay so those were indeed Gaston's fangirls. xD ♥ but I am having a mindblock at Io. :/ HELP ME OUT HERE.

[ts_soliloquy]

Pfffff, Sparky I love your commentary and I can't stop laughing. ♥

Hahaha, yes, that is Tony Stark. xD ♥ I'm pretty sure there are gonna be more Marvel mentions in the next chapter.

AHAH I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. XD Too bad pirate!Vexen doesn't have any wall space in his study. The Ladies probably have antler decorations somewhere, just watch. xD

And they are not long pointless comments. ♥ They are hilarious and lovely and smile-inducing.

I'll give you the same hints I gave Cat: Io wasn't Hawaiian in her original canon and the blue eyes are a big hint. ;D

[sparkism]

>.< ♥ ♥ !!

Yesss, more Marvel mentions would totally make my life.

You know the second the Ladies got to Vexen's place they'd totally start redecorating everything. We'll just pretend the antlers are up somewhere else.

You are too nice to me, pffft. ♥

....GOD WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS. Give me more hints while I sit here and be mad at myself.

[littlecatlost]

OMG, Tuna! Brilliant chapter! I LOVED IT

[ts_soliloquy]

Stupid pit. *kicks it*

Hhahaha, thank youuuu Cat. ♥ And hey hey he'll get his pirate!Mirage eventually. After what he's done to her I'm not surprised though. >:/

And Io wasn't Hawaiian in her original canon. Plus the blue eyes is a big hint. ;D

[spoke]

Hahaha! Vexen's is the best greeting ever. >:D

Blacksmith! ...why do I feel like I know him?

AAEEIII Iron Man?! Seriously?! XD That is awesome.

Gah, these women. What. O.o I'll just be with Xigbar, all with the D: there.

oooh, and I know this one! "Who sent those goons to their Lord? Why Prince Ali!"

'Dramatically challenged'. Go Vexen! XD

hissss. Eeeek, things are becoming complicated. And confused!

JACK'S COMPASS!

...dude, Xaldin cannot have that compass. Because that would suck. What evil thoughts, where, I am totally not rooting for him to get it anyway.

Notes! And that's why. Triplets. AUGH.

....Xion? Is it, is it, it is her isn't it! *bounces*

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*zips lip about the compass* ;D

And yup yup! It's Hawaiian!Xion! ♥