Drink Up, Me Hearties } Chapter 9 - The Hierophant

[ts_soliloquy]

Word Count: 5215
Genre: Humour, I guess?
Ships?: Roxas/Naminé, I suppose?
→Friendships?: Vivi&Xigbar pfff kinda?
Characters: Luxord, Tifa, Xigbar, Vivi, Roxas, Naminé, Vexen
→Cameos: Several surprises. x)
→Mentions: Xaldin, Xemnas
Rating: Uhhh, PG for Xigbar making innuendos, sorta.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any related characters

Comments

[sparkism]

Man I haven't even started reading the chapter and your author's note pretty much killed me. Hark! A Vagrant AND celibate pimp!Vexen? I LOVE YOU. that being said, I would so throw my underwear at him

Your Xigbar, your Xigbaaaaaar, god I love him so much. How do you do iiiiit.
and now I think I feel the same way about your crotchety old Vexen. ♥ so gooooood.

...Did you just cameo Tony Stark. MY GOD, WOMAN. ♥

damn, Vexen would have a bunch of hot, perky lab assistants. this makes me way too amused. xD (they're Gaston's fangirls, right?) also, your quoting of Aladdin is A+++

lmao okay Xigbar and Vexen together is a hilarious duo that I never thought of before. though pretty much anyone bothering Vexen is great in my book, so I guess it never really mattered who was doing the bothering.

....I really, really wanted Vexen's study to have antler decorations somewhere. just, so you know.

sdlkjfskdljf I am seriously loving the integration between Kingdom Hearts plotness AND AWESOME PIRATE ACTION. LIKE, LOTS.

MOTHERFUCKING LILO. AND THE THE FINDING NEMO TURTLES. AND OH MAN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN COMPASS?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGE TO MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN I ALREADY AM, BUT BY GOD YOU DO.

you know you are like, the only person whose stuff I commentate on while reading? BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REMEMBER ALL THE GLEE-FILLED PRAISE I NEED TO SHARE WITH YOU, BECAUSE THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH. ♥ sorry for such long and pointless comments all the time, you probs don't want to see my word vomit all the time, but I just can't help it. can't wait to see what happens next! ♥

I'm gonna go hide somewhere before I make myself look any stupider.

[sparkism]

oh hey, here's me reading the footnotes and managing to make myself look stupider.

okay so those were indeed Gaston's fangirls. xD ♥ but I am having a mindblock at Io. :/ HELP ME OUT HERE.

[ts_soliloquy]

Pfffff, Sparky I love your commentary and I can't stop laughing. ♥

Hahaha, yes, that is Tony Stark. xD ♥ I'm pretty sure there are gonna be more Marvel mentions in the next chapter.

AHAH I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. XD Too bad pirate!Vexen doesn't have any wall space in his study. The Ladies probably have antler decorations somewhere, just watch. xD

And they are not long pointless comments. ♥ They are hilarious and lovely and smile-inducing.

I'll give you the same hints I gave Cat: Io wasn't Hawaiian in her original canon and the blue eyes are a big hint. ;D

[sparkism]

>.< ♥ ♥ !!

Yesss, more Marvel mentions would totally make my life.

You know the second the Ladies got to Vexen's place they'd totally start redecorating everything. We'll just pretend the antlers are up somewhere else.

You are too nice to me, pffft. ♥

....GOD WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS. Give me more hints while I sit here and be mad at myself.

[ts_soliloquy]

Antlers above the kitchen sink. xD ♥ AHAHA ANTLER TOWER RACKS AHAHAH YESSS.

Uhhhh, I was considering naming her 'Ion' but then found out that was a boy's name?

[sparkism]

fuck yesssss. Vexen would think it's the stupidest thing ever but he wouldn't get rid of it because what could he do against the girls. xD

AH.
I GOT IT.
DAMN MY STUPID SELF. pffft ♥