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[truthreader]

...Look at me funny again, and I'll make you wear the Captain's dress. Hun dan.

No personal space for the empty spaces, and she's just air. But still.

((ooc: Extra-crazy!River + Jayne equals... I don't even know what it'll equal. Let's cross our fingers, people. xD))

Comments

[noruttinidea]

You're gonna have a hell of a time gettin' me into it if ya can't get these gorram cuffs off. Gorramit, girl, what'd ya do with the key?

[truthreader]

Easy to dress a corpse.

No keys. No locks. Just the cursed chain.

[noruttinidea]

Oh, juh jen sh guh kwai luh duh jean jan ...

You're tellin' me this is one o' them curses? Aw, hell.

[truthreader]

Statistics would say so. All the statistics, all the logistics, all the ticks (and the tocks) - had our three-day-gap, and the law of averages states that the proportion of-

You think I'd do it for fun? I ain't that crazy. Ben dan.

[3redeyes]

Is that the worst threat you can come up with?

[truthreader]

Fits the company.

Words flying around like they have a meaning - pennies for sonnets and pounds for oaths. No meaning at all.

[3redeyes]

Of petty threats?

[truthreader]

Petty in general. Scraping the bottoms of barrels, what's in the dark today?