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[truthreader]

...Look at me funny again, and I'll make you wear the Captain's dress. Hun dan.

No personal space for the empty spaces, and she's just air. But still.

((ooc: Extra-crazy!River + Jayne equals... I don't even know what it'll equal. Let's cross our fingers, people. xD))

Comments

[3redeyes]

Is that the worst threat you can come up with?

[truthreader]

Fits the company.

Words flying around like they have a meaning - pennies for sonnets and pounds for oaths. No meaning at all.

[3redeyes]

Of petty threats?

[truthreader]

Petty in general. Scraping the bottoms of barrels, what's in the dark today?

[3redeyes]

Condolences.

Nothing of note.

[truthreader]

...We've had too many of them. It casts a pall. Two by two, but the animals won't walk in the shade.

Only locks that can't be opened? Still the same, nothing new.

[3redeyes]

Isn't there a saying for that? "You can lead a horse to water"?

Yes. That.