File 56 - Outdoor Education

[truthinfortune]

Next year, I'm going to do the smart thing and call in sick for the school camping trip. It really is as bad as Senpai made it out to be.

Comments

[hands4healing]

You went camping with your school?

[truthinfortune]

Yes. It's supposed to be a way to foster an appreciation for the beauty of nature... but all we did was pick up trash that other people left behind. Can you believe someone threw a bicycle into the river? A whole bicycle! That's such a waste...

[hands4healing]

A bicycle? In the river? That's terrible! Someone could use that!

[truthinfortune]

I know! I actually decided to keep it for myself and fix it up. It would certainly make traveling around town a lot easier.

[clockmaster]

What happened?

[truthinfortune]

Well, first off I got a bad case of indigestion because Rise-chan decided to "add a little spice" to my Sapporo style hotpot... Then I helped one of my fellow classmates out of a patch of poison ivy and ended up getting contact poisoning myself... And the bicycle someone tossed in the river... I thought I was going to drown trying to drag that thing out...

[clockmaster]

Seems like a lovely funny trip. [So not totally mocking you, honestly.] New experiences are always refreshing my dear Naoto.

[truthinfortune]

Oh, sure. Funny for those who might have been watching, surely. Luckily, I had Kanji there to pull me out of the river.

I'm beginning to think the camping trip might be cursed... Nothing good ever happens to us students...

[topsiclevacuum]

My back's killing me. I wish we could find who threw away all that stuff and beat the shit out of them.

[truthinfortune]

I know what you mean. Littering is an awful habit! How could anyone show such blatant disrespect for nature?

I'd offer to give you a back massasge, but I'm afraid my hands are still itching from that poison ivy...

[topsiclevacuum]

Dipshits who didn't have to pick up their stupid litter when they were in school.

I told you not to go in there after the guy.....

[truthinfortune]

Well, I'm going to clean up that bicycle and keep it for myself! If only more people tried to re-purpose old materials and make them into something new, this sort of thing wouldn't be an issue.

Heh. You know me. If someone's in trouble, I have to jump in and rescue them...

[maraihi]

What's wrong with camping?

[truthinfortune]

Nothing, normally. Just... it seems that the school campout always results in... unpleasant consequences...

[maraihi]

Nudity?

[truthinfortune]

N-Not that I know of! I just... spent most of my time wallowing in pain and itching all over...