1. VOICE - otto is harvey manfredjensenden.

[truevulgarian]

Right. SOOooo

Comments

[autistic_genius]

A steamroller?

[truevulgarian]

Yeah. One of those things used to flatten and smooth drying concrete? Ever heard of 'em?

[autistic_genius]

I, uh, know what a steamroller is. That's just...I've never heard of anyone being crushed by one. That's the kind of thing you see in movies but...never really meat anyone who's been through it.

I'm sorry to hear that.

[truevulgarian]

There was a nice, squishy pile of concrete to ease the oppressing weight of 20 tons on my person, so don't you worry yourself, fella.

Yeah, thanks anyway. The only bit like a movie is me ending up here and not on a plane to South America.

[you_run_i_chase]

Someone ran you over with a fucking steamroller? What the fuck did you do to them?

Are you from fucking Who Framed Roger Rabbit or something?

Welcome to hell.

[truevulgarian]

Pfffffffft. Nothing! Told him his ass looked good. If anything I was generous to that man.

The belief in hell is so Medieval.

[major_west]

Is that so? About the English, that is.

[major_west]

Now, now, we really ought to give him a chance to explain himself. He is new here, after all.

[Private]
Besides, I'm quite certain it doesn't work as well if he's expecting it.

[truevulgarian]

Yeah. Course it is. Bunch a corpses!

[truevulgarian]

Pompous wimps with a superiority complex, you got it.

[truevulgarian]

A whole city!

And three in particular.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Oh, now, you sound super fun.

[truevulgarian]

I am super fun. I thought that much was obvious.

[warmscalpelhigh]

You never know.