When I get old I am totally joining a lodge. I just think it'd be cool to say "that's it i'm going to the lodge"

I wish I had a friend named Carl, if I did I would always call him Crazy Carl...like in Billy Madison

EL Fudge cookies are under rated, what does the EL stand for?

why do they show drunk driving commercial on nickelodeon during spongebob ( Read more... )

when someone gives you a greeting card, how long are you suppose to keep that greeting card before it can be discarded?

how cool would it be to name your child Enron

i was going to go to movie gallery tonite and rent air force one but i decided against, to my suprise i turned on tbs at 1030 and what movie is coming on next...............no not mean girls, air force one. so i saved myself 3 dollars by being lazy tonite awesome

can blood freeze, i know alcohol can not but can blood freeze?

the quarter is the king of all other coins, including dollar coins

how do used book stores stay open? i mean obviously they sell books but everyone in the world has credit that they use to pay for these books, so do they pay bill by giving the utilitiy companies credit?

i misspelled utility really bad above

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