The girl Bill was fucking was Portia Bellefleur. We met her in the premier. She was the lawyer that Sookie was asking about her house being sold while she was away. She's also Andy's sister.
In the books, she turns out to be Bill's great great something granddaughter. If she turns out to be his descendent on the show, as well, then EWWW.
Okay, biggest pet peeve ties for Jessica glamouring Hoyt because that was a little too close to Willow putting a spell on Tara over in the Buffy!verse for my liking. That makes two things ABalls has stolen from Buffy. GET YOUR OWN SHIT, ABALLS!
Second pet peeve is Tara. Bitch needs to shut her fucking cakehole before she gets everyone killed. Lafayette knows what's up, so why does no one listen to him when he says it's best to just forget it ever happened and let Marnie deal with that shit herself? Seriously, why couldn't Eric have bitten her dumb ass last week?
The Hot Shot storyline is just disgusting. Was ABalls high when he wrote that shit? Seriously...I just...ugh...I can't even. GHOST DADDY?!?! What the actual specific sparkly fuck is that about?Sookie returns to her moronic roots by going to a fucking WEREWOLF to tell him Eric is 'sick.' Is she crazy? Was she not paying attention to Pam when she was told NOT to tell anyone about Eric? And what the fuck was up with her demanding money? I know, I know, I shouldn't be comparing
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I had blacked out DarkWillow. Thanks for reminding me. That shit was ridiculous. It was ridiculous when Joss/Marti wrote it and it's still ridiculous now. That's not love. That's manipulation.
I don't mind Tara because she was so fucking annoying last season that anything she does now is an improvement.
I did a double take when Sookie asked for money, but I assumed she wants the money to buy the house back from Eric. It also gives her an excuse for helping him. She's doing it for the money and not because she cares for him (which is the real reason).
So much fail in episode 3mystic_notionsJuly 11 2011, 14:24:03 UTC
The thing that bothered me the most was the line of women in Hot Shot waiting to rape Jason. What the fuck? It's not funny or amusing or something that should be used for entertainment. They would have never dared write a story with a woman tied to a bed while a line of men try to impregnate her. It was a gang rape and the writes should be ashamed and fired
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First of all...I don't know why everyone keeps defending Laffy and condemning Eric for torturing Laffy for selling V. Why does Laffy get a free pass, but the Rattrays don't? I realize that the Ratts were more violent, but Laffys connection to Eddie got him abducted, drained, and killed.
Bill is all "Ah ahm tha athoriteye." Hey you dumbfuck....dont you realize that is what led to the sanctioned assassination of Russell and Sophie-anne? Bitch needs to step off and stop fucking yo great great granddaughter. You are no better than Felton and the Hot Shot inbreeds you nasty dumpy floppy buttcheek motherfucker...
The following characters need to die: Bill Jessica Tara Jesus (he does before the end of the season) Tommy that bitch tara is fucking Stuck up bitch Portia Andy Maxine
The scenes involving Anna, Alex, and Kristin are fantastic. I feel more emotion and more chemistry between those 3 than I do with Anna and Stephen. Lets hope Sookie and Eric start the fucking soon.
someone was kind enough to post episode 3's Eric/Sookie scenes on Youtube -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nerlm2tEjjA the way he says 'do you belong to another vampire?' is that low, sexy tone of voice non-Amnesia Eric speaks in.. God, I love that.. *exhales*
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In the books, she turns out to be Bill's great great something granddaughter. If she turns out to be his descendent on the show, as well, then EWWW.
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Second pet peeve is Tara. Bitch needs to shut her fucking cakehole before she gets everyone killed. Lafayette knows what's up, so why does no one listen to him when he says it's best to just forget it ever happened and let Marnie deal with that shit herself? Seriously, why couldn't Eric have bitten her dumb ass last week?
The Hot Shot storyline is just disgusting. Was ABalls high when he wrote that shit? Seriously...I just...ugh...I can't even. GHOST DADDY?!?! What the actual specific sparkly fuck is that about?Sookie returns to her moronic roots by going to a fucking WEREWOLF to tell him Eric is 'sick.' Is she crazy? Was she not paying attention to Pam when she was told NOT to tell anyone about Eric? And what the fuck was up with her demanding money? I know, I know, I shouldn't be comparing ( ... )
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I don't mind Tara because she was so fucking annoying last season that anything she does now is an improvement.
I did a double take when Sookie asked for money, but I assumed she wants the money to buy the house back from Eric. It also gives her an excuse for helping him. She's doing it for the money and not because she cares for him (which is the real reason).
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Bill is all "Ah ahm tha athoriteye." Hey you dumbfuck....dont you realize that is what led to the sanctioned assassination of Russell and Sophie-anne? Bitch needs to step off and stop fucking yo great great granddaughter. You are no better than Felton and the Hot Shot inbreeds you nasty dumpy floppy buttcheek motherfucker...
The following characters need to die:
Bill
Jessica
Tara
Jesus (he does before the end of the season)
Tommy
that bitch tara is fucking
Stuck up bitch Portia
Andy
Maxine
The scenes involving Anna, Alex, and Kristin are fantastic. I feel more emotion and more chemistry between those 3 than I do with Anna and Stephen. Lets hope Sookie and Eric start the fucking soon.
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the way he says 'do you belong to another vampire?' is that low, sexy tone of voice non-Amnesia Eric speaks in.. God, I love that.. *exhales*
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