This is how I pass my time

[troy_doney]

I had a debate/argument with my friend Bex over vegetarianism and oral sex.  I had an hour before work, and I love nothing more then picking at the sacred cows (bad pun) of others.  Knowing that she'd quickly defend her veganism, I figured she'd be the best to attack

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[chevett]

Why I should never date a vegetarian (or vegan or WHATEVER): I know that there would be a moment where she would be discussing the topic and end up moralising a little and I'd end up proclaiming loudly, "Oh come on, I know for a fact you eat meat!" At which point, the people who get it would laugh awkwardly, she would say it's more a limp noodle than a hunk of meat and I would rush to the bathroom to cry.

[kikuko_kamimura]

Oddly, even the most crazy vegan groups make exceptions for oral sex.
...making them basically the only group to not pass negative moral judgement on sex.
Gods help us all.