tonight at work i held a 26lb cat. we carried him around on our hips like a toddler, since he was literally the same size.

andrea peyser of the new york post is the biggest twatfaced, monkeyshit, pile of crap ever.

she makes me want to spit nails. i also hope very bad things happen to her.

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i REALLY like the Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow song. im contemplating buying the single.

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to find a picture of your dad in drag

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MY NEW PHONE NUMBER IS 917-940-5899

in case any of you didnt get the email or post, my new phone number is 718-909-3127. please use that instead of my old one. Thanks!

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