this was so funny i had to enter it in here. i just did the PINACLE OF ALL THINGS NEW YORK:

i smashed a cockroach,

on my laptop,

with a motherfucking verizon phone bill.

bow to me now..

i need a date.

i sing along to blues travler on the radio atleast once a day.

shoot me.

1. How old were you when you learned about sex ( Read more... )

i realized that i may have been an unecessary asshole to some people in my life. may have been a little decieving or whatever, but i get in this rut where i cant help it. then i fuck things up for forever, or long enough for me to get over it...and hopefully that person too. i make some selfish decisions as well. i consciously KNOW im doing mean ( Read more... )

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once in my life i had champagne and pancakes every day for every meal ( Read more... )

about life when i was 18. i miss quantity postcards, the good times there atleast. i wonder what Rudy, Sarah, Sara, Gabriel, Jeffrey, Wyatt, Bernie, Dan, Christoff, john...all those people. i wonder what they're up to. we fit so snuggly together working there and then all moved on and left eaachother suddenly because of deportation or new jobs. i ( Read more... )

the elvis poster looks 100% amazing on my wall. i finally got "allie" by Rizzo on CD and i love it. "she liked the boys ( Read more... )

i am greatly disgusted at how easy it is to tell when i forgot to take my stomach medicine. as i sit here re chewing the gross "smart choice" meal i ate for dinner, i wonder how i ever made it without the medicine. oh prevacid, how i love you ( Read more... )