Pass the Syrup.

[trista]

So the other day The fontosaurus and I were talking about the horror that is syrup. He was telling me about a pancake that can absorb up to two gallons of the horrid goop.

The trista: Syrup is vile. It is an abomination. A crime against god and nature.

The fontosaurus: Syrup is wonderful! A pancake is merely the vessel for the syrup.

The trista: Why would you defile

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[trista]

Yurgh. That's just so, so wrong. Syrup is, perhaps, acceptable on french toast, but only in very, very small quantities. Never, ever should there be so much of the vile goo that it drips. *shudder*

What about waffles? Tell me you at least eat your waffles as they were meant to be eaten.

[trista]

You were doing so well until you got to the part about the Vile Goop. Definitely butter in every single square. No syrup. Cutting must only happen on the borders between squares. You absolutely cannot cut the squares themselves. That lets out the buttery yumminess.

[blackbirdshaq]

I'm kind of a non-pancakey person, but if I do choose to consume one... I DEFILE IT!

*cough*

Do you think the_fontosaurus would mind if I stole that last line? Cause it's genius.

[trista]

I can't imagine that he would mind. :)