Pass the Syrup.

[trista]

So the other day The fontosaurus and I were talking about the horror that is syrup. He was telling me about a pancake that can absorb up to two gallons of the horrid goop.

The trista: Syrup is vile. It is an abomination. A crime against god and nature.

The fontosaurus: Syrup is wonderful! A pancake is merely the vessel for the syrup.

The trista: Why would you defile

Comments

[moocowrich]

A friend and I took double-shots of maple syrup the other day. It was delicious.

I don't understand how you can eat breakfast food without syrup.

[trista]

I don't understand how you can eat breakfast food with syrup. Ugh. And I truly cannot understand people who put the glop on their bacon. Bacon!

[mass_herderer]

Syrup makes me very paranoid. I'm half convinced that I can't walk into the same room as a syrup bottle without getting its soap-proof stickiness on me. But maybe that's just me and my rampant OCD talking. That and the fact that when I eat something sugary I want to feel hyper afterwards, but syrup just makes me feel like I ate a mouthful of flu viruses. Butter for me please :) !

[trista]

Butter for me, too. Syrup is so goopy and sticky and just icky. *shudder*

[think4yrself]

Maybe you should consider living in Finland. Syrup's by no means all the rage here. :)

[trista]

That sounds like a fabulous plan. I'll move to Finland and we can drink tea and have syrup-free pancakes and go shopping for furniture and have a wonderful time. :)

[think4yrself]

Ooh, sounds like a heavenly plan! :)

[rebecoming]

Oh! You live in Finland? I want to go there sometime.

[dawnshine]

Syrup (I also say "sir up") rocks. On anything. Any kind of syrup, any time. Yummmmmmm. "The Syrup of Life" thing? Totally cracked me up. Point for the Fontosaurus!

[trista]

I know! I grudgingly admitted that Syrup of Life was beyond hilarious and awarded The fontosaurus one and a half points.

Syrup is still The Goop of Satan, though, you big freak.

[dawnshine]

Syrup tastes gooooooood. And you know what? If you have the hotcakes and sausage from McDonald's...your syrup gets on the sausage. There's no avoiding it. And I am fine with that. Mmmmmm.

[trista]

Hey, sewer rat syrup may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker goop.

If you have the hotcakes and sausage from McDonald's...your syrup gets on the sausage. There's no avoiding it.

And that is why I will not have the hotcakes and sausage from McDonald's. I have the sausage and egg McMarfin instead.

[orcrist]

Maple Syrup equates to ambrosia. "Nectar of the Gods", indeed.

[trista]

What kind of horrible, terrible, awful gods are you talking about?!