What I Did This Weekend, By The trista

[trista]

My long weekend included X-Men in the theater and several movies on DVD, a bike ride, a horrible allergy attack (Snot Level = Horrifically High), biscuits and gravy, lots of reading, some cashews, grocery shopping, a very soft stuffed cow with gigantic eyes OMGCUTE, turkey burgers with hummus and red onion, pretending to bond with Crazy Eddie when

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[trista]

The humidity here is nothing compared to the humidity in Florida. Not that it's dry here, but I actually find myself missing Florida's humidity. In fact, when people ask me whether I miss Florida, my answer is "Just my family and my hair." It doesn't curl properly without all that moisture in the air. I don't think I'd know what to do with even less humidity. I can't wrap my brain around the concept. Srsly. Don't people just, like, drop from dehydration?

*sends brainwave*

Notice I only sent one? It's all I can spare. ;)

So, yeah. It's like a scale. On one side we have OMGHOT and on the other we have EWPASTYLEGS. OMGHOT has begun to outweigh EWPASTYLEGS. I feel sorry for the Minnesotites. I considered letting a Ray of the Evil Day Star touch me, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I should probably hire someone to walk along ahead of me and hand out sunglasses to those who might glance toward my legs, though.

[trista]

Ack! Not the Rays! Actually, I'd probably be all about The Evil Day Star if I didn't burn-peel-freckle. Yurg. It's such a horrible look from start to finish. I'm envious of people who actually tan and who look nice when it happens.

[princessluvie]

Dearest The trista,
I am avoiding your comments section so as not to spoil my X-Men viewing experience. :P

Sincerely yours,
that bitch in a tiara

*giggles*

[trista]

Oh, dear god, that so cracked me up. :)